September 27, 2015
This news anchor shouldn't feel so bad. We've all done the same thing. Now we can hope for John Boehner to decide to try and get the Republican nomination. That way we can see what President Boner's plan is to stick it to ISIS.
September 27, 2015
That Christian-based school is the University Of Notre Dame, and everyone's convinced coach Brian Kelly is shouting some extreme profanities here, with the lip-reading consensus being "It's holding! Wake the fuck up! It's fucking holding!" Seriously, you had to do this with The Pope in town?
September 27, 2015
Well, that might not be the actual reason the Taxpayer Dome turf caught fire during the opening pyrotechnics, but that shitty ShopVac might be a good […]
September 27, 2015
A 20-year old woman from Florida (naturally) was arrested after releasing a snapchat video of her riding on the back of a sea turtle, a protected species where any harmful contact is deemed a third degree felony in the state of Florida.
September 27, 2015
Not only did he get to the sing for the pope at the World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia, but 14-year old Bobby Hill was also complimented by Mark Walburg on stage.
September 27, 2015
The Vatican has approved the LP "Wake Up" in a collaboration with Believe Digital. It features sound clips from the Pope with musical accompaniment.
September 27, 2015
On Sportscenter, ESPN's Scott Van Pelt took two minutes to tell everyone that in his opinion, Daily Fantasy Sports is no different from gambling, though the laws say otherwise.
September 27, 2015
Burger King Spain has created the Whopper Wine, a wine that perfectly compliments the Whopper. It’s the only wine where you’ll get a hint of mayonnaise […]
September 27, 2015
Congressman Bob Brady was able to snag the drinking glass the Pope was using when he spoke at Capitol Hill. After he Brady got the glass, he and his wife drank from it. No word on whether or not the Congressman's family now has super Pope powers.
September 26, 2015
Jim Gaffigan had the once in a lifetime chance to open for the Pope in Philly, and not even an appearance by the holy father could keep the Philly boo birds away. Don't worry Jim, Bill Burr's been there too.
September 26, 2015
Former Mizzou DE Michael Sam was on Dan Patrick's radio show, where he discussed where he was since leaving the Alouettes in August.
September 26, 2015
Jon Kraukauer, author of ‘Into Thin Air’, the bestselling account of the same trip to Everest that is portrayed in the film ‘Everest’ is saying that […]
September 26, 2015
This young lady thought she was saving a turtles life when she "rescued" it from the side of the road and threw it into a pond. Problem is the turtle she grabbed doesn't swim. Maybe she should of referenced Wikipedia first.
September 26, 2015
Not only has Stephen Colbert failed to replace Jimmy Fallon at the top of the ratings but has even dropped below Jimmy Kimmel for the first time. Perhaps if Cobert sings with even more guests he'll get the bounce he needs.
September 26, 2015
Tech entrepreneurs are being poached from the Silicon Valley to the midwest due to the ridiculous rents in California
September 26, 2015
The littlest lion roar has gone viral and god damn its adorable. So adorable you might just let it claw your eyes out.
September 26, 2015
A new study has found that Americans generally eat for 15 hour stretches, and only take a 9 hour break from chomping on meals and snacks. Basically, we eat all day long.
September 26, 2015
September 26, 2015
You can oooh and ahhh about how sweet this is all you want, but this dog is showing its submission to a baby who can barely […]
September 26, 2015
Dude. You know this doesn't help at all right? You know you just made it worse right? It's sinking in now, right?
September 25, 2015
Taco Bell has fired their employee whose picture made the rounds online with his hand down his pants, seemingly scratching his ass.
September 25, 2015
Need another $11 bucks each month?
September 25, 2015
Could you be this calm if a couple of cougars attempted to attack you while you were walking down a trail? This dude is way too comfortable fighting off wild animals.
September 25, 2015
Furious Pete, a YouTuber and competitive eater from Canada, traveled to Japan to take on a noodle bowl challenge. Furious managed to eat 147 bowls of […]
September 25, 2015
In a radio interview with SiriusXM host Ron Bennington, Robert Klein said yesterday that he had heard things about Cosby's crimes as much as 25 years ago, and said "I always thought he was a little on the soft side." Klein was sitting in on SiriusXM's Bennington Show with long time friend Jeffrey Gurian. He was there to promote an upcoming documentary the Weinstein Company is releasing about the legendary comic called "Robert Klein Still Can't Stop His Leg."
September 25, 2015
In response to Free the Nipple rallies, Springfield, Missouri has cracked down further on indecent exposure banning women's underboob and sideboob in public.
September 25, 2015
Chef Tony Salihaj at Bleeker Street Pizza in Greenwich Village spent hours preparing this pizza of Pope Francis' likeness for his visit to NYC. Is it blasphemous to eat the anchovy papal ferula, because craving we're salty crucifix right now (with extra Cheesus!)