May 28, 2016

Game Of Thrones Is Just British History

RealLifeLore says George RR Martin borrowed heavily from the history of Britain for much of Game Of Thrones story line. All British children remember when that French queen attacked the isle with her dragons. Guess we Americans just aren't up on our British history.
May 27, 2016

Map Porn: Each State’s Most Misspelled Word

In honor of the 89th National Scripps Spelling Bee, Google has released data of each state's most misspelled word. Words that many states simply cannot spell include desert, vacuum, and beautiful. None of the states, however, had any problem spelling Kardashian.
May 27, 2016

Rumors Say Chris Berman To Retire From ESPN

Some rumors have leaked, stating Chris Berman will retire from ESPN at the end end of the next NFL season. Berman's agent is now denying these rumors. Only time will tell if ESPN loses a weird white guy spouting gibberish who isn't Jon Gruden.
May 27, 2016

Spelling Bee Kids Are Cocky Dicks Now

These kids are hitting dabs and clapping in each others faces for messing up. It's like the Spelling Bee has entered its own Attitude Era to increase ratings. How long before these kids start throwing up middle fingers, dropping stunners and crushing apple juice boxes.
May 27, 2016

Will DC Superhero Movies Get A Little Brighter!?

The new chief creative officer for DC comics film division has said that they will be moving in a new direction. His plans are to move away from the trend of the dark and cynical superhero flicks and focus more on hope and optimism. See!? Didn't Trump promise us he'd make America great again?!