July 15, 2016

The Non-Religious Are Now America’s Biggest Voting Block

Those who identify as non-religious are now the single biggest voting bloc in the country according to new polls. They rep one fifth of all voters and there numbers have increased by 50% in the past eight years. This is great news for every young godless atheist out there, now they have a chance to be President.
July 15, 2016

There Was A Mass K2 Poisoning In Brooklyn

One shop in Brooklyn sold some bunk K2, the synthetic marijuana substitute. 30 people who bought it ended up passed out and freaked out on the same block and had to be taken to the hospital. So much better than real weed!
July 14, 2016

Pete Rose Is Starting Some Shit With David Ortiz

The *All Time Hit King, Pete Rose called "Big Papi" David Ortiz a borderline hall of famer and said he needed to play a few more years if he really want's to get in based on the amount of hits he has. Look Pete, we live in Ichiro hits rules now so we are going to take all the hits Big Papi had in his Domincan Republic High School league and ya know what...let's throw the minors in while we're at it.