July 18, 2016

Mo Chipotle Mo Problems

Despite Chipotle adding new items to their menu, giving away burritos and starting customer loyalty programs, they still have lost 25% of their customers and haven’t […]
July 18, 2016

Scott Baio To Speak At RNC

Who knows how he pulled it off, but Donald Trump scored big by getting Scott Baio to speak live at the Republican National Convention this week. […]
July 18, 2016

Cruise Cabin Upgrade Really Really Sucks

This couple was given a cruise upgrade to a cabin that was having construction done on it. They were informed the work had to be done throughout their trip. Hey, at least they have access to a great buffet of norovirus.
July 17, 2016

538 Thinks They Have The Ultimate Workout Playlist

Five Thirty Eight has put out this list of the most frequently used workout songs based on the streaming service Spotify. They use several criteria to ultimately arrive at a 200 song list. This list is obviously bullshit because Eye of the Tiger isn't in the top 20.
July 17, 2016

People Think The Trump Logo Is Super Sexual

After Donald Trump made his selection for running mate in the 2016 election they released this new campaign logo and the Internet has been having a great time making fun of it. The general consensus is that the logo looks like the "T"
July 16, 2016

Playmate Dani Mathers Feels The Wrath Of Fat Shaming

Playmate Dani Mathers has been suspended from her gig on Radio's "Heidi and Frank" show on KLOS 95.5 and banned from all L.A. Fitness facilities, The reason she posted a 'fat shaming' pic on social media of a fellow gym member who didn't have a playmate body.
July 16, 2016

Entire Park Freaks Out Looking For Rare Pokemon

A wild squirtle appeared in Downtown Park, in Bellevue, WA and every wannabe Pokemon Master in the area rushed to get it. When this type of shit happens its hard not to think that Pokemon GO is some shady experiment being run by the government.
July 15, 2016

LeBron Wants You To Dance Or Get To Steppin’

While at an ESPY's after party Lebron James wanted everyone in attendance to know he does not fuck around when it comes to dancing. This is not a surprise to team mates who said he was known to take warm up shots to The Safety Dance.