September 3, 2012

Burger Porn

This is one of the sexiest commercials you’ll ever see. Carl’s Jr. using under ass to sell hamburgers! Brilliant!
September 3, 2012

Octomom Banned From the Ring

Hello slow news day, don’t you at least have a tidbit that no one will care about? Yes, Octomom Boxing news! Enjoy. Read more at dailymail.co.uk.
September 3, 2012

Gingerpalooza!!!!

Tons of redheads gathered together from 52 countries in a gathering of the freaks. Read more at bbc.co.uk. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwHKCnQJY74]
September 3, 2012

Great White Washes Ashore

A massive shark washed up on a New England beach on the border of Rhode Island and Massachusetts. Several beaches were closed to swimmers but the […]
September 3, 2012

Treating 9/11 Memorial Like a Playground

Slack jawed hayseeds are treating the 9-11 Memorial like just another Disney attraction. They are eating corndogs and deep fried twinkies that they’ve had stuffed into […]
September 3, 2012

Playlist for September 3, 2012

Monday Playlist To use the player, hit play and let all 5 songs play straight through. You can also fast forward or see a listing of […]
September 2, 2012

Wedding Guest Tried to Steal Gifts

Long Island is nothing if not classy. Some scumbag invited to a Long Island wedding stuffs the Bride and Groom’s envelopes into his jacket and makes […]
September 2, 2012

Obama and Jay Z

Fresh off his Reddit AMA, the President of the United States recorded a ‘register and vote’ message for a Jay Z show in Philadelphia. Next on […]
September 2, 2012

Walmart Boy

Wonder if Walmart is going to be happy with this song. Found on break.com. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUE-mGiNAUg&feature=player_embedded]
September 2, 2012

Blade Runner Loses!

The Bladerunner, Oscar Pistorius was beaten by a Brazilian sprinter. Alan Oliveira came storming down the home straight to win by 0.07 seconds. Pistorius later accused […]
September 2, 2012

Coming Soon: On the Road

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the […]
September 2, 2012

Blade Runner Sets a World Record

Oscar Pistorius, the 25-year-old South African who competed in the 400m and 4x400m relay at the London Olympic Games, is lighting up the 2012 Summer Paralympics. He’s […]
September 2, 2012

Penguin Salesman Short Written By Kids

Kids stink at writing and acting so adults help them. Plus a penguin! Found on buzzfeed.com. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsRk0TXYXuA&feature=player_embedded]
September 2, 2012

Self Driving Cars are Here!

The Chinese have a self driving car out. It’s called the Su Rui and it comes with a remote control that lets you park it or […]
September 2, 2012

Sex and the City for Guys

Finally Sex and The City For Dudes! We should have viewing parties. You guys in? Guys? You in? Viewing party? Guys?
September 2, 2012

Worst Movie Opening Ever!

Some piece of shit movie called “The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure” opened as the biggest bomb in box office history. It’s averaging in $47 […]
September 2, 2012

Rev Sun Myung Moon Dies at 92

The messiah is dead at age 92. The Rev. Sun Myung Moon — founder of the Unification Church whose followers are known as the Moonies gained […]