June 5, 2015
Recently the Huffington Post put together a piece called "4 Great Reasons to Masturbate." We felt inspired and put together our own list of 15 more reasons.
June 4, 2015
This week the media was all a buzz about a recording of the sounds of spider sex. But they spiders they found were just noisemakers. We found some sex talk spiders and found out what they say when they're doing the dirty.
June 3, 2015
This week the media is reporting that TSA agents working in the United States failed 95% of tests conducted by homeland security officials. Oops. That's embarrassing.
May 29, 2015
For the second year in a row, the National Spelling Bee has ended in a tie. People are meeting in conference rooms furiously trying to come up with tie breaker ideas. Here were some of the ideas that have been rejected, although we don't know why.
May 28, 2015
The media is reporting on a Chinese man who wore a suit of 1.1 million bees to try to break a record. People wearing 1.1 million bees say the craziest things.
May 27, 2015
This week the Huffington Post reported about an Oregon town that is trying to solve their sea lion problem with a giant fake Orca. Apparently sea lions have moved in, in droves, and taken over their harbor marking it tough for boat owners to stretch out their shit. Wow imagine how shitty it must be when another species comes in and starts taking up space...aaaaanywhooo, before they came up with the brilliant plastic orca campaign, here are some other ideas that were tossed around, and rejected, we think.
May 25, 2015
Last week the Huffington Post did a story mentioning 5 freaky facts about living on Mars. They missed a few. We can fill em in for you.
May 23, 2015
May 21, 2015
David Letterman’s First Top Ten List, September 18, 1985… Top Ten words that almost rhyme with ‘Peas’….. 10…heats 9…..rice 8…..moss 7…..ties 6…..needs 5…..lens 4…..ice 3…..nurse 2…..leaks […]
May 20, 2015
After 33 years of late night television, David Letterman is retiring after his last show on May 20th. Of the course of 33 years, Letterman has brought many memorable bits, sketches and characters to both his "Late Night" show on NBC and "The Late Show" on CBS. How big of a David Letterman are you!? Can you tell the real bits that he introduced to America from the fake ones!? Find the real comedy gems from David Letterman and avoid clicking on the fake ones.
May 18, 2015
Mad Men has ended. The season finale aired last night and we won't give any spoilers...but here are the other ways it could have ended.....
May 16, 2015
JD Powers released their list of this years best airlines. Here's some signs your airlines may not have made the list.
May 12, 2015
This week the media announced that Governor Christie spends $82K in taxpayer money on football concessions…. After the state of New Jersey let out a collective gasp, the next thing out of everyone's mouth was, 'what did he spend that much money on?' Well after our news team went through miles and miles of governmental trash, we found his receipts.
May 11, 2015
Huffington Post put up a video of a sleeping dreaming dog which led us to wonder what that dog might have going on in his sweet little head. What are the things dogs dream about? Don't ask us how...but we found out. (watch the video here)
May 8, 2015
[tps_header]Tom Bradys rejected opening statements on Deflate-gate….[/tps_header] With the final report released on the investigation of the New England Patriots deflating footballs Tom Brady and his […]
May 7, 2015
Earlier this week, a woman running the Boston marathon planted one on a strange dude, 'on a dare.' Here's what he was really thinking when it all went down.
May 5, 2015
Private jets are amazing, and Air Force One is one of the best. Flying private has its obvious perks, but there are some additional perks you might not have thought of. Here are some of the little known benefits of flying on Air Force One.
May 4, 2015
The Royal Princess officially has a name, Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. England bets on everything and anything…so of course there was plenty of betting with the over/under on long shots for the name. Here were some of the losers.
May 1, 2015
The HuffPo peeps are reporting about a woman caught with $300 worth of meat in her pants. Was she stealing? Maybe. But don't be so quick to rush to judgment. There are plenty of reasons she might have $300 of meat in her pants.
April 29, 2015
Nik Wallenda made history walking across the Orlando spinning eye ferris wheel. If you watched, you could see him speaking with his spotters. We found out what he was saying while doing his wheel walk.
April 28, 2015
The internet is enjoying the f**k out of what they're calling the world's biggest dive fail in the history of dive fails. In this clip, one of the two synchronized divers might have gotten slightly out of sync. What's really interesting were the last thoughts running through his mind right before he dove. Somehow he had enough time for all of these. Which may explain why he failed.
April 27, 2015
This weekend was the White House Correspondent's dinner, and there was lots of news and fun things to share, and it's all up under our Comedy News page, but there were also the little things, the overheard things...that didn't make the news. We've got that covered.
April 25, 2015
The secret service is having a bad year. On top of numerous security breaches at the White House, its now been reported that Bush Sr. and family has spent the last 13 months without a working home security system.
April 24, 2015
The big news today was that the Patriots visited the White House, but their fearless leader, Tom Brady, was not in attendance. Last time someone didn't show up for an appointment at the White House it turned out they got killed off their hit tv show. Anywho....here are some of the comments overheard during the Patriots Football Team's visit to the White House.
April 23, 2015
Pantone introduced its first new color in over three years, and it's "Minion Yellow" named for the minions in the movie Despicable Me. There were other great new colors under consideration but they got pushed out by Minion Yellow. We got the official list.
April 21, 2015
It's Pulitzer time and the media is reporting that the New York Times is leading the pack with the most Pulitzer prizes, three to be exact. Don't be bummed everyone else, there were signs that you weren't getting a Pulitzer this year. Here are some of them.
April 20, 2015
It's April 20th and a celebrations of all things Hitler...no wait, that's not right. It's a celebration of all things cannabis. Here are the thing's we've overheard during this 4/20 celebration.