June 18, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Picasso’s “The Blue Room”

This week experts discovered a secret painting hiding behind one of Picasso's first masterpieces, "The Blue Room." Using advanced infared technology, they discovered a painting of a man in a bowtie just beneath the surface of the painting. Just after discovering that, they used even newer technology to see what else they could find.
June 18, 2014

The Drunks’ Alarm Clock: Fireworks

Everyone knows how hard it is to wake up your passed out drunk buddy. So save yourself some time and grief by learning that there's really only one tried and true way to waking the passed out - fireworks. Preferably placed in a metal pot of some sort for added effect.
June 11, 2014

Have You Ever Been To A Dog Lemon Party?

Dogs hate citrus! Who knew? Dog video after dog video has been uploaded to the internet showing them lose their minds once they get a taste of lemon. While delicious to the human palate, dogs simply can't handle them and their owners love to throw it in all our faces, not unlike a lemon.
June 11, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Sexting During Surgery

Yesterday it was reported that a doctor was suspended amid accusations that he was sexting during surgical procedures. Nearly 250 text messages were sent during surgeries, including sex related messages. The public is understandably upset-- after all, nobody would want their doctor to be distracted during a procedure. Luckily, there are signs that will help you determine if your doctor may be sexting on the job.
June 9, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: New York City Has Banned Ferrets for 15 Years

But here's the good news, Mayor DiBlasio is considering lifting the 15 year ban. But why did Rudy Giuliani ban the little critters in the first place? The administration maintained that they were a danger to babies and children. Here are some of the other reasons.
June 1, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Monarch Airlines Cuts Reclining Seats

Monarch Airlines announced this week that they are following the example of Spirit Airlines, and doing away with reclining seats to keep prices down. Before Monarch announced their decision, a secret panel of board members met to decide how to cut costs. Here are the rejected other ideas to cut costs.
June 1, 2014

Babies Are As Bad as Drunks. Watch Them Falling Asleep While Eating.

At least drunks have an excuse when they fall asleep at Denny's. They are drunk. They've been on a 12 hour bender and even though they are hungry, they've consumed too much alcohol to stay awake. Understandable. But a baby, no excuse. You've only got to do one thing before you sleep and that's eat. Yet some of them can't even keep that together.