October 25, 2014

Bar Rescue: The Quiz. Can You Match The New Bar Rescue Names With the Original

Earlier this month we posted a story about Bar Rescue Miscues-- some of the bars that Jon Taffer tried- but failed to save. See if you can match up the rebranded Bar Name, with the name of the original bars that Taffer tried to fix.
October 24, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: The Ebola Czar Has Spoken

Earlier this week Ron Klain spent his first day as "EBOLA CZAR"…… We sent our Meme'd News team to stand outside his office all day overhearing quotes. Here are some of the things overheard outside Ron Klain's office on his first full day as EBOLA CZAZ.
October 23, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Rejected Holiday Starbucks Flavors

Ring the Bells! Starbucks has a new flavor and for some reason this is huge news. This year you can add a new artificially flavored coffee and milk beverage to your rotation with Starbucks new Chestnut Praline Latte. AFter hearing this big important news, we went behind the scenes to find out which flavors definitely won't be making an appearance this holiday season.
October 20, 2014

Not Enough Room in the Lifeboat: Brad Pitt Characters

Just imagine. Four great characters all portrayed by movie star Brad Pitt are somehow magically all on one ship. But oh shit, the ship is sinking. There’s a lifeboat, but there’s only room enough for three Pitts. Which Brad Pitt character doesn’t get a seat?
October 19, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Patient Wakes Up in Pink Panties

This week the media reported that a gentleman who went to get a colonoscopy woke up wearing pink panties that he is certain weren't his. The whole concept of the colonoscopy isn't exactly comforting, and nobody likes the idea of being under anesthesia, so this news report hasn't exactly been comforting. Here are some other things you don't want to wake up to, after you've had a colonoscopy.
October 17, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: How to Help Save CNN

This week it was announced that Turner Broadcasting was trimming fat, which meant big layoffs and cancellations were happening all over CNN and HLN. Buyouts and layoffs were widespread with several programs being outright cancelled. But we have some ideas for CNN to perk up ratings and save money to forgo possible massive layoffs………
October 16, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Parrot Takes Four Year Vacation

Four years ago a British man had a British parrot with a British accent living with him in his Southern California home, but that parrot, named Nigel, went missing.  Four years later Nigel and his owner were reunited. Nobody knows where Nigel has been for the last four years, but now, he speaks Spanish.  Here's our handy guide to tell if your parrot has been off to exotic places...
October 15, 2014

Celebrities Shilling Beer (Quiz)

In the following collection of videos some of the celebrities were unknown at the time, some had already made it and some just cashed out and decided to promote an overseas beer. Regardless of where everyone was in their career, they obviously enjoy the product they're promoting, there wouldn't be any other reason to be in these commercials, would there?
October 14, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: They Demolished the Drive Thru Funeral Home

This week the media reported that the infamous Florida "Drive Thru" Funeral Home was demolished. The funeral home sat empty for years, but back in its 80's hey day, it offered the ease and simplicity of a drive through funeral, where mourners would not have to leave the comforts of their car to pay their final respects. Well drive-thru, we'll miss you. And here are the things we will miss most, about the good ole drive thru days.