August 18, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Tiny Lizard Latte Allegedly Served at Starbucks

A woman is claiming she found a tiny lizard in the latte she ordered at Starbucks. Kim Dillon says she spit out a tiny legless lizard after taking a sip of her latte. We all know where those legs went don't we. Starbucks official comment is that they're investigating the incident but we got ourselves a few very unofficial comments.
August 11, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Staff’s Excuses For Rep Wagner’s Apparently Booger Fest

The world went crazy the week when Missouri Rep Ann Wagner appeared to pick her nose and eat it this week. Her staff explained the strange gesture by saying she was making sure she didn't have lipstick on her teeth. While we believe she wasn't "booger eating" we think her staff needs to try harder than that lipstick answer. If you think that was bad, you should have heard the other excuses they were tossing around. We found their list balled up in the garbage. Here's what we found.
August 7, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Overheard Backstage at The GOP Debates

Last night the 2015 class of GOP candidates got together over at Fox to enjoy some pre-primary banter, otherwise known as the first of the GOP debates. If you think things got crazy on stage, you should have heard what was going on backstage. Here's a few things we overheard hanging around lurking in dark corners.
August 1, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Hot in the City

It's really hot in America's cities right now, which means time for the news to start telling you to stay indoors and drink a lot of water. It's also time for the meme'd from the headlines team to tell you some signs that its getting tooooo hot in the city.
July 23, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Ways To Help Trump Look More Presidential

162 talking heads weighed in on Trump vs McCain with many reporting that Trump just isn't "Presidential" enough. This of course led to a secret GOP meeting to try to come up with ways to make Donald T. Rump appear more "Presidential." The first one was to stop calling him Donald T. Rump. Here are 12 more.
July 13, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Signs You Weren’t Winning Miss USA

This week, despite many obstacles and network changes and threats to boycott, the Miss USA pageant went on. Miss Oklahoma was crowned the winner but that means 49 other ladies went home disappointed. Here were a few signs that should have told the girls that they weren't going to go home with a crown.
July 13, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Naked Man Steals Cop Car

Last week the media was excited because a naked man tried to steal a cop car. That used to be the biggest thing that could ever happen in your town. Now its, 'oh really? let me watch a few seconds." But we got to the really important part of the story, we found out what naked guy had to say about why he was naked, trying to steal a police cruiser.
June 30, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Cows F*&^’ing on TV

This week a local affiliate was doing some farm reporting when he got photo bombed by a pair of cows doing that cow on cow thing that cows do....sexually, if you catch my drift. Here were a few things overheard while this was going on.