Meme’d From the Headlines: Staff’s Excuses For Rep Wagner’s Apparently Booger Fest

[tps_header]Staff rejected excuses as to what Missouri Rep. Ann Wagner may or may not be doing concerning a ‘booger’…..[/tps_header]

The world went crazy the week when Missouri Rep Ann Wagner appeared to pick her nose and eat it this week.  Her staff explained the strange gesture by saying she was making sure she didn’t have lipstick on her teeth. While we believe she wasn’t “booger eating” we think her staff needs to try harder than that lipstick answer.  If you think that was bad, you should have heard the other excuses they were tossing around.  We found their list balled up in the garbage. Here’s what we found.