This week Apple released the new iPhone 6 and 6 Plus models once again prompting obsessive apple fans, and resellers to wait on excessively long lines. If you decided to get in on the hype and get on line, here were some things you did not want to hear from your fellow enthusiasts.

>Just this week Playboy announced its annual list of top party schools for 2014. U Penn was at the top of the list. Here's how to tell your school wasn't even up for consideration on the list.

It was reported this week that a Spanish gravedigger was caught digging taking a selfie with a body he had dug up to make room in the family crypt for the man's recently deceased wife. Apparently the body had barely decomposed despite being in the ground for 23 years so after calling the deceased man's living relatives they took some photos. Technically its not really a selfie, but the meme's work better this way so play along. The photo went viral, and the gravedigger was suspended, but he had some good excuses for his bosses, so they didn't fire him.

This week, the media reported that Australian Pizza Hut's big hamster promotion backfired. The promotion offered a free hamster for anyone buying a buttload of pizza. “Buy any 10 large pizzas and get one free small animal from Pets Story.” Animal rights activists went bananas. Even though Pizza Hut's corporate entity claim they had no knowledge of the promotion, we imagined what might have been said in the Pizza Hut Australia boardroom, during the spitballing for this plan.

Over the weekend many media outlets reported on a massive counterfeit Tuscan wine scam being perpetrated. It was a massive scam with over 140,000 litres of counterfeit wine ready for release to the public. It got busted, but just in case it happens again, here are some helpful ways you can tell if you are the victim of a counterfeit wine scam.

This week the media was reporting that McDonalds was looking to trademark "McBrunch" to boast their image and breakfast sales. If you were wondering what other names McDonald's was looking into trademarking, you're in luck. We've got the list.

This week the founder of Chick-Fil-A passed away. Not a lot of people knew that S. Truett Cathy founder of "Chick-Fil-A" and religious right conservative had left behind a list of wishes regarding how he wanted to be interred at his funeral Here are some of those wishes.

When a nine year old boy stole a bus in Saskatoon, he managed to drive it three blocks before hitting a few cars and coming to a stop. Here's how to tell your bus driver is too young.

Last week the Huffington Post reported that a Mexican woman named Leandra Becerra Lumbreseas became the worlds oldest person at 127 years old. Rumor has it, she didn't even see it coming. Here are some signs that should have tipped her off that she was the oldest living person.

Earlier this week, the Huffington post reported that an 18 year old girl in India married a dog because she believed it would get rid of bad luck […]

This week a report came out that said half of 26 to 35-year-olds can’t find the vagina on a diagram of the female reproductive system. We went deep undercover to find out where they actually think it is.

Over the holiday weekend it was reported that a California Park Ranger was found asleep in his patrol car with a beer can between his legs. Pretty embarrassing but he had a good excuse. A few good excuses in fact...