September 1 marks the unofficial end of the summer season, but nobody is sad, because the second you put those white pants away, it's also time to start getting excited about football season. Everyone's drafting things and joining other things, making bets and breaking out chili recipes. Here are some signs around the office, that football season is upon us...

Even though there are officially 21 more days left in the season, the summer is over. It's not always easy to tell when the summer has come to an end, but here are some of the signs...

Last week the internet freaked out when it was revealed that Hello Kitty was not, in fact, a cat. While the world remained in shock, we came up with a list of all the things that Hello Kitty is, and has been, to restore normalcy to the internet.

Huffington Post reported that a mom found a dead mouse in a box of Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cereal. Of course Kellogg's immediately went to work making excuses for how this could have happened. Here are a few of the Kellogg's excuses that didn't make the papers.

The New York Post reported that a man had been arrested for stealing beer while wearing a penguin costume. In case it isn't completely obvious why someone would do such a thing, here are some of his excuses.

The US Open starts this Monday and continues through September 8th. Here are some things you can look forward to overhearing during this popular sporting event.

Earlier this week, an 85 year old man drove into his own swimming pool. Nobody was hurt, but its probably not doing that car any good. He said his flip flops got tangled in the gas and brake pedals, but then again he said a lot of things after he swam out of the car to safety. Here were some of the excuses he gave for why he drove his car into a backyard swimming pool.

This week in the news....a groom reportedly faked his own death to get out of his own wedding.  When asked why, he came up with these reasons...

Last week, the country was amazed by some video and photos of a bear walking around on his two hind legs, all super upright like a he was going to get a bagel and a cup a coffee. What's with that guy? There was all kinds of speculation about why he was walking around like that. Some said he hurt his paw, others said he's the next big thing in evolution. We have a few theories of our own.

Today it as reported that an Ohio morgue worker has admitted to having sex with over 100 corpses, confirming the worst post-death fears of many people. Kenneth Douglas said he was often high or on drugs at the time. Of course everyone else who works at the morgue are shocked but they probably should have known something was up, when they overheard some of these things from the break room....

What does a pilot do when his prosthetic arm falls off while he's landing a plane? He lands the plane one handed of course. That's what happened on a Flybe Airlines Dash 8 airplane earlier this week. It all ended okay, but as a passenger, there are somethings you'd rather not hear while you're flying...

This week, the media reported that South Korea's only astronaut quit. This of course ended the entire country's space program, since now there were no astronauts left. In her letter of resignation, Yi So-yeon explained that she was quitting for personal reasons, which led us to wonder what the real reasons were. Here are a few guesses....