Stoned Man Thinks He’s a Car


There is high. There is Super High . There is c’mon man you are way too high.

Found on fark.com.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SJOIHU2pWtQ]

39 Comments

  1. creamygoodnesss

    November 20, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    maybe they are sober cars pretending to be men

  2. Recyclerz

    November 20, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    That fucker didn’t signal when he switched lanes!

  3. The Condor

    November 21, 2012 at 12:03 am

    He’s using his hair bear bunch motorcycle.

  4. jerkstoresean

    November 21, 2012 at 12:11 am

    Worst Russian spy ever

  5. DierveK

    November 21, 2012 at 12:27 am

    I want to see him think he is a helicopter.

  6. DierveK

    November 21, 2012 at 12:32 am

    I guess this sometimes happens when you let your kids think they are a race car as they run around.

  7. The Real Big Ed

    November 21, 2012 at 12:55 am

    His taillight is out. Maybe Fez could fix it.

  8. FLprodivider66

    November 21, 2012 at 2:44 am

    He’d get there faster if he just walked!?

  9. treekiller

    November 21, 2012 at 5:42 am

    In Soviet Russia Mechanic REALLY stands behind his work.

  10. treekiller

    November 21, 2012 at 5:46 am

    In Soviet Russia Mechanic is required to stand behind his work.

  11. Foggy_Otis

    November 21, 2012 at 6:21 am

    That dont look like Fresno to me!

  12. filler

    November 21, 2012 at 6:52 am

    I wonder what “police” means in Russian.

  13. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 21, 2012 at 7:15 am

    What the fuck Russia? Did Chernobyl turn your air into bath salts?

  14. alexofarmies

    November 21, 2012 at 7:53 am

    It’s good to see Americans aren’t the only ones who can’t merge properly. At least the guy has the good sense to put on a coat. Wouldn’t want him to catch a cold.

  15. Toin Coss

    November 21, 2012 at 7:55 am

    Is this the preview for Office Space 2….Back in Minsk!?

  16. the jerm

    November 21, 2012 at 8:21 am

    That’s one tailgaiting mutha fucka!  At least he keeps checking his blind spot.

  17. RonsCigar

    November 21, 2012 at 8:48 am

    This guy actually reminds me of Super Hands from Peep Show, “just a lil’ bit of crack mate.”

    • My Kaka

      November 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm

      @RonsCigar super hans

  18. Rorschach7

    November 21, 2012 at 9:40 am

    WHY are we assuming high not drunk? Ugh..

  19. galactictraveler

    November 21, 2012 at 10:00 am

    I was hoping it would last longer . I wanted to see him speed up and merge with highway traffic !

  20. Basket_full_of_lotion

    November 21, 2012 at 10:07 am

    I had no idea Russians rock out to Alphaville.

  21. bmqq316

    November 21, 2012 at 11:02 am

    Needs to get his brakes checked.

  22. BigMike2012

    November 21, 2012 at 11:11 am

    I like this guy…

  23. Jerry65

    November 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

    The next video, a cop pulled him over and told him a headlight was out. And then took a club to his balls

  24. Scott_Chandwater

    November 21, 2012 at 11:40 am

    what happens when he gets a flat?

  25. Aria Taint

    November 21, 2012 at 11:47 am

    why the fuck does everyone in Russia have a dash cam?

    • jerkaruso

      November 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

      @Aria Taint Because of stuff like this. It apparently happens constantly.

  26. My Kaka

    November 21, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    can we just put an asterisk for every european dashcam video stating that european auto insurance requires a cameras to prevent insurance fraud?

  27. Ezra_san

    November 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    This is why I love vodka. 🙂

  28. Ziggy Stardust

    November 21, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    He’s eyeballing that tailpipe baby !!!

  29. Pool Keepers Son

    November 21, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    This is actual footage of pepper crossing the bridge to get to work after superstorm sandy

    • Sackman

      November 21, 2012 at 2:58 pm

      @Pool Keepers Son This can’t be Pepper.  This man only has 2 legs with feet… Where’s the hooooves???

  30. seamus98

    November 21, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    where is the O&A replay?   there playing the best of ron and fez,wtf?

  31. seamus98

    November 21, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    where is the O&A replay?   they’re playing the best of ron and fez,wtf?

    • K Dubya

      November 21, 2012 at 4:32 pm

      @seamus98 and you’re complaining?

  32. WhiteyBrown

    November 21, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    in mother russia, YOU are car

  33. CryBaby1

    November 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    What they’re not showing is that his dick is caught in the trunk lid.

  34. jefferi

    November 21, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    that don’t make no sense!

  35. zel

    November 21, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    They’re just so used  to standing in lines that they do it automatically without thinking.