So Who Really Killed Bin Laden?


bin ladenNow, another member of the secretive SEAL Team 6, which executed the bin Laden raid, tells CNN the story of the Shooter as presented in Esquire is false. According to this serving SEAL Team 6 operator, the story is “complete B-S.”

Read more at cnn.com.

44 Comments

  1. Foggy_Otis

    March 27, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    Doesn’t matter who, how, what… Fuck him, he dead!

    • peon

      March 27, 2013 at 3:08 pm

      @Foggy_Otis Is he really dead? Did he even exist?

      • Foggy_Otis

        March 27, 2013 at 3:28 pm

        @peon oh.. fuck…

      • turfgrass64

        March 27, 2013 at 5:44 pm

        @peon  @Foggy_Otis
         Shit just got real son!

  2. Impostor

    March 27, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    He’s still alive and working at Southwest grill in NYC!!!

    • CamfromToronto

      March 27, 2013 at 3:33 pm

      @Impostor can I get a falafel there?

      • turfgrass64

        March 27, 2013 at 5:43 pm

        @CamfromToronto  @Impostor
         No you can’t, you’re from Canada…

    • Boogienyc

      March 27, 2013 at 3:36 pm

      @Impostor He just filled my gas tank at the Shell station.

    • jayjohnstone

      March 27, 2013 at 8:38 pm

      @Impostor He’s Popcorn’s boss

  3. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    Saaaaaaay whaaaassst

  4. peon

    March 27, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    The rest of the navy seals should get together and take out team 6. They are a bunch of whiny prima donnas who can’t keep their fucking mouths shut.

  5. kevgret

    March 27, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    He’s still alive.. and just put 16 gallons of high octane in my vehicle..

  6. FLprodivider66

    March 27, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    When it comes to the US Government and/or Military does anybody really know what’s true of false anymore?

    • Skyhawk

      March 27, 2013 at 5:07 pm

      @FLprodivider66 Yes. Taxpayers are getting fucked by the sale of favorable tax law and legislation in exchange for campaign contributions. Many of these involve military contractors and suppliers. Over 600 military bases, in 38 countries world wide. Very little of what the military is used for has anything to do with national defense.

  7. zecket

    March 27, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    Umm… how about helmet-mounted cameras?  I’d wager a good amount of money they had em transmitting, and there’s footage somewhere that we’ll probably never see.  They showed em in ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ and there was some talk of them when the raid first happened.

  8. MikeZoltek

    March 27, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    I killed bin laden.  Case closed.

    • stoogemcclassy

      March 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm

      @MikeZoltek don’t steal my bar story!!

    • turfgrass64

      March 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm

      @MikeZoltek
       Liar, I killed him 😉

  9. rexdart936

    March 27, 2013 at 4:34 pm

    general mosquito knows the truth.

    • TheDonCarpenter

      March 27, 2013 at 4:43 pm

      @rexdart936 Tupac Army for life!

  10. TheDonCarpenter

    March 27, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    You mean the story about the guy who lost his medical care after shooting bin Laden is false? You don’t say.

  11. Boogienyc

    March 27, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    I was actually the Liberian Cannibal Warlord General Butt Naked that sealed the deal. Search General Butt Naked on YouTube.

  12. TrousersnakeandLarry

    March 27, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Ronnie B never said nothin bout nothin.

  13. Recyclerz

    March 27, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    I shouted out “Who killed bin Laden?”
    When after all,  it was you and me*
     
     
    * Or, more specifically, our tax dollars that paid for the resources that enabled some bad-ass M-Fing government employees to do so on our behalf, but that might be a bit too wordy.

    • jayjohnstone

      March 27, 2013 at 10:12 pm

      @Recyclerz you should have kept that one to yourself

  14. bmqq316

    March 27, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    Turns out he was Tyler Durden the whole time.

  15. Binary Daoist

    March 27, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    The real cover up is that Osama was found in a basement in Nebraska.

  16. HollyGothic

    March 27, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    The real story is that Bin Laden tripped and accidently shot himself.

  17. Ziggy Stardust

    March 27, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    Well at least it’s one thing they can’t blame Bush for ?

  18. Roadrash Hicks

    March 27, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    The key word is “secretive.”

  19. Roadrash Hicks

    March 27, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    Witnesses reported hearing a bad Ric Flair impersonator who screamed and ran away. The only physical evidence left were a lot of horseshoe prints around the compound and a smoldering Flor de las Antillas Toro cigar butt.

  20. Roadrash Hicks

    March 27, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    Witnesses reported hearing a bad Ric Flair impersonator who screamed and ran away. The only signs of physical evidence left were a lot of horseshoe prints around the compound and a smoldering Flor de las Antillas Toro cigar butt.

  21. Moe Green

    March 27, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    Maybe loneliness. And kidney failure.

  22. jayjohnstone

    March 27, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    shhhhhhhhhhh,don’t tell me I’m watching Zero Dark Thirty

    • peon

      March 27, 2013 at 9:13 pm

      @jayjohnstone more like Zero Fart Turdy

      • jayjohnstone

        March 27, 2013 at 10:13 pm

        @peon yeah, it wasn’t that good

  23. Rich the fireman

    March 27, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    CNN & Esquire must be running out of real news stories, maybe they should hire some Post reporters. Who cares who shot that camel jockey, long nosed, smelly clothed, big eyed, loose toothed, kidney failin, fuzzy faced needle dicked chicken fucker. Dead is dead.

  24. Rich the fireman

    March 27, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    I forgot limp dicked Homo

  25. joe8775

    March 28, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    the whatley posse killed him

  26. Nick's Hex

    March 28, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    Zero Dark Thirty was fucking awesome, I choose to believe that version.

    • joe8775

      March 28, 2013 at 1:06 pm

      @Nick’s Hexexcept that the main charactor was a lie

      • Nick's Hex

        March 28, 2013 at 1:08 pm

        @joe8775  @Nick’s Hex
         Of course it was.  That chick was no doubt a fat old guy in real life.

  27. Mikfin

    March 28, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    Who the fuck is Bin Lowden?

    • Nick's Hex

      March 28, 2013 at 1:09 pm

      @MikfinHe’s always said it that way, drives me fucking nuts.  Supposably, if Bin Lowden shot a nuquelar missle… Pronounce it right goddammit!