Old Man and the Sea Rebooted


This starts as a Dude Bro fishing video combined with every energy drink commercial you’ve ever seen. It ends with whatever a 14-foot-shark-wants-he-gets fable. They could use a bigger boat and smaller mouths.

Thanks to liveleak.com for the link.

30 Comments

  1. blumanta

    May 5, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    arrrhhh Razormouth Express

  2. memeseeker

    May 5, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    Fuck, I was hoping it ended like Jaws

  3. Dee Dee Ramone

    May 5, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    FIN-sanity (Too Obvious?)

    • TyWanon

      May 6, 2012 at 1:16 am

      @Dee Dee Ramone ..it worked cuz the boat got KNICKed

  4. allen chase

    May 5, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Nothing would have made me happier than to see this guy lose a hand and never be able to high five his doucher buddy again

    • Turbo_Squirbo

      May 6, 2012 at 12:08 am

      @allen chase Or both hands. No more jackin it. Ever.

  5. LizSetsFire

    May 5, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    this is kinda awesome. id be shitting my pants though.

    • TyWanon

      May 6, 2012 at 1:15 am

      @LizSetsFire …Depends

  6. FLprodriver66

    May 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    I’ll never swim in the ocean again :

  7. FLprodriver66

    May 5, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Ate the whole Kintner family

  8. FLprodriver66

    May 5, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    “Farwell and adieu my fair spanish ladies”…

  9. Toin Coss

    May 5, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    It’s amazing that everyone thinks real life is an episode of Jackass. I loved the sound of clanking beer bottles at the 5 sec. mark!?

  10. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 5, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Shark almost hand fed himself

  11. SpeedKills

    May 5, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    I always wondered what happens when you combine Boats, Meth and a Shark

  12. Katmandu mis-spelled

    May 5, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Nice size tarpon almost as big as I caught last week here in Colorado

  13. OGC

    May 5, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    I hate this type of people.

  14. TyWanon

    May 5, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    Down at the Docks, we now call him Nub’s McGee

    • TyWanon

      May 6, 2012 at 1:17 am

      Fool Sharks Once Shame on You

  15. FLprodriver66

    May 6, 2012 at 12:00 am

    Bull Shark?? Lol… “I think we’re gunna need a smarter DULT”

  16. Golumki

    May 6, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    IN one word FOLRIDA…….they are just dicks

  17. ediblegenius

    May 7, 2012 at 11:20 am

    real question is, do you ever dangle your feet in the water ever again?

  18. harlequincy

    May 7, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    love the sound of beer bottles clinking as the shit jumps off

  19. ecupirate

    May 7, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    woman “I don’t know what i am doing” Has never been more true of a statement

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      May 7, 2012 at 2:16 pm

       @ecupirate they never do…

  20. piratefilmco

    May 7, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    That Flamboyant kid should carry a shark instead of a Stun gun

  21. jerkstoresean

    May 7, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    “This is going on World Star Yacht Club!!!”

  22. Cletus from Brooklyn

    May 7, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Maybe fez can find work as a fluffer, no talking required at all…

  23. jerkstoresean

    May 7, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Did you see that?! Did you see that!? Hey mom look what I can do!!….Shut up

  24. TBVickroy

    May 7, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    I wish the shark just hit the bottom of his wrist.

  25. REDDYROG

    May 7, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    tarpon,not a barracuda mr. Stanley