News Anchor Performs Felatio On Air



Shit gets weird on Dakota TV as the News Anchor is either slipping one by the censors or is just as dumb as a fence post.

New video via  wwtdd.com.

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52 Comments

  1. Ziggy Stardust

    February 14, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    Gee, where did the little tike learn that ?

  2. Dark_Humor

    February 14, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    Too babd it wasn’t a vibrating 12 guage.

  3. Dark_Humor

    February 14, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    Too bad it wasn’t a vibrating loaded 12 guage.

    • monkeyhouse77

      February 14, 2013 at 5:42 pm

      @Dark_Humor hmm, you know, that IS dark humor

      • elephant_droid

        February 14, 2013 at 11:37 pm

        @monkeyhouse77  @Dark_Humor Why? Is the baby black?

  4. the jerm

    February 14, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    Odd coincidence that her kid’s nickname was Fez?

  5. the jerm

    February 14, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    Wait, that’s not a toothbrush!!!

  6. Mikfin

    February 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    I think she is using “toothbrush” as a euphemism.

  7. bmqq316

    February 14, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    Was this “toothbrush” in Mommy’s special drawer?

    • Mikfin

      February 14, 2013 at 4:33 pm

      @bmqq316 Whenever she’s using it it is.

  8. JonNockels

    February 14, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    I thought from the headline that it was going to be some sort of Italian Opera.

  9. fuchubh

    February 14, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    It really was that kind of shit that made Jerry Lundegaard snap, oh you’re darn tootin’.

  10. Stoops

    February 14, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    Looks like Peggy Bundy finally folded and got a job.

  11. Shaggyballz74

    February 14, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    does mommy’s toothbrush taste like tuna?

  12. Ronjon

    February 14, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    Her gay son knocked 3 teeth out that way.

  13. edrooney

    February 14, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Ya…ya fur sure

  14. Jerry65

    February 14, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    He was kinda funny lookun….

  15. Fa Q

    February 14, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    Who calls it a vibrating toothbrush. And it has a rubber end? This lady is totally goin for the sex gag here

  16. Binary Daoist

    February 14, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    Follow that kid for a lil “nature vs. nurture” research

  17. JOEfromCANADA

    February 14, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    O Canada!

  18. Sonnytax

    February 14, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    Global is a canadian news network..fire the editor.

  19. CreepBootMike

    February 14, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    My Penis is filling up.

  20. tres bien

    February 14, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    Good old Global Saskatoon ………  this is why I love to watch the news on this station !!!!!

  21. American First

    February 14, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Finally something Canadian worth watching since the 1992 NHL Finals.

  22. Spiderpork

    February 14, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    That kid wasn’t teething,he was serious

  23. Moe Green

    February 14, 2013 at 8:21 pm

    Soon to be a sex tape marketed by Shaw Media.

  24. StevieCalifornia

    February 14, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    The standards in physical attractiveness standards for Dakota newscasters are NOT the same as the ones in LA.  Here they’re “Models who read the news” so Sam “Ace” Rothstein can monitor their appearance.  And don’t get me started on the blueberry muffin standards.  But anyway, yeah she looks like she’s sucking a penis.

  25. StevieCalifornia

    February 14, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    The physical attractiveness standards for Dakota newscasters are NOT the same as the ones in LA.  Here they’re “Models who read the news” so Sam “Ace” Rothstein can monitor their appearance.  And don’t get me started on the blueberry muffin standards.  But anyway, yeah, she looks like she’s sucking a penis.

  26. Budsville Oregreen

    February 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    Itchy gums…yeah, I’ve heard THAT excuse before..!!

  27. bthebreeze

    February 14, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    She’s blowin her son?
     
    That’s weird.

    • Radioguy

      February 15, 2013 at 3:27 am

      @bthebreeze The word you were looking for was “hot”…”hot”.

  28. HorrorFighter

    February 14, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    “So let me show you how I got this job…”

  29. bamadusty

    February 14, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    That’s a hell of a way for your son to brush his teeth. Ya might want to look into that.

  30. OP4

    February 15, 2013 at 8:49 am

    Her goofy looking co-anchor got it.

  31. Turbo_Squirbo

    February 15, 2013 at 9:17 am

    A bit toothy if you ask me.

  32. Docintoxicated

    February 15, 2013 at 11:29 am

    Stalker Patty needs to watch this video closely. She could learn how to brush here teeth more thoroughly.

  33. samechick

    February 15, 2013 at 11:30 am

    Oh fuck, his reaction is awesome.

  34. harlequincy

    February 15, 2013 at 11:30 am

    Yaaah…are they reasonable?

  35. Bubbles McGilicutty

    February 15, 2013 at 11:31 am

    Dakota Jacking

  36. FLprodivider66

    February 15, 2013 at 11:32 am

    She seems to be stuck in that position…Her husband’s one lucky man!!

  37. Bubbles McGilicutty

    February 15, 2013 at 11:32 am

    Its so cold up there her nipples never let up.

  38. Halfastronaut

    February 15, 2013 at 11:36 am

    When fez was a teething baby he like to put two onions on his eyes.

  39. DannySooks

    February 15, 2013 at 11:42 am

    I couldn’t hate the haircut on her co-anchor anymore than I do right now.

  40. Bloodklot

    February 15, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    you can tell she doesn’t know that she’s making a bj face because she looks like they type that doesn’t give one.  She looks like the frigid type.  She can’t even make the propper “O” face.  She’s garbage.

  41. Animal House Rules

    February 15, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    come on she’d take the crome off a trailer hitch! She knew wxactly what she was doing…I’d love her to suck mine she’s hot!

  42. Animal House Rules

    February 15, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    Come on..She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or a golf ball through a garden hose…she’s a pro and knew exactly what she was doing…Trying to get us all hard…..It worked!

  43. SkilledDayLabor

    February 15, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    Fuck Yes, Suck it Baby!

  44. joe8775

    February 15, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    show me how you suck a guys cock

  45. Fezs GAY UNCLE

    February 16, 2013 at 9:19 am

    he fezzy!! are you taking notes?

  46. Christopher Brooklyn

    February 16, 2013 at 9:44 am

    So if I freeze my cock..will she blow me..or her kid…Win Win either way

  47. devo2291

    February 16, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    Where is the damm video

  48. Philosaraptor

    February 16, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    And that baby’s name? Well it wasn’t Fez..