More Footage of Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker Has Been Uncovered


A Redditor’s dad’s cousin just uploaded video of Homeless Hitchhiker Kai taken in Vernon, British Columbia. Were these better times for Kai? We don’t know, but he is having a jam on the beach. Showing that not only can he swing a hatchet, he can play a tune.

54 Comments

  1. Ziggy Stardust

    February 7, 2013 at 9:03 am

    He should get together with homeless Mustard !!

  2. Bubbles McGilicutty

    February 7, 2013 at 9:04 am

    This generation’s greatest musical achievement is whiteboy Ukelele music.  If Bob Marley was still alive he’d shoot himself

  3. zel

    February 7, 2013 at 9:09 am

    Isn’t this the song that Katie Sunshine danced to? The one in  his video is a very poor substitute!

  4. AssWhack!

    February 7, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Smash or trash?? I say SMASH SMASH SAAAAAAMASH!

  5. Roadrash Hicks

    February 7, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Shut up about the salad!!!

  6. BadNewsJeff

    February 7, 2013 at 9:27 am

    Any fan of O.C.M.S is alright with me, hatchet or no hatchet.

    • Clover leaf

      February 7, 2013 at 11:42 am

      @BadNewsJeff red rocks in July I will be there

  7. seamus96

    February 7, 2013 at 9:28 am

    I thought I heard a Canadian when he speaks.

  8. Aria Taint

    February 7, 2013 at 9:30 am

    How long are we going to be on thins one for?

  9. Aria Taint

    February 7, 2013 at 9:30 am

    How long are we going to be on this band wagon for?

    • FanBoy1

      February 7, 2013 at 2:19 pm

      @Aria Taint the weekend is coming he will be a distant memory by Monday Im sure.

  10. seamus96

    February 7, 2013 at 9:30 am

    I thought I heard a Canadian accent when he speaks.

  11. seamus96

    February 7, 2013 at 9:31 am

    I thought I heard a Canadian accent ,that lying sack of shit

  12. Toin Coss

    February 7, 2013 at 9:57 am

    This reminds me so much of Simon and Garfunkel’s Silent Night (7 O’Clock News).

  13. K Dubya

    February 7, 2013 at 10:18 am

    Say what you will, but he gets the hot chicks! 1:47

    • elephant_droid

      February 7, 2013 at 12:11 pm

      @K Dubya You ass! I watched until then to see some babe. That was totally not what I hoped for! Totally suckered me in.

  14. ecupirate

    February 7, 2013 at 10:29 am

    He is apart of a super group “Crosby Stils Trash and Homeless”

  15. Ronjon

    February 7, 2013 at 10:38 am

    Is it me or does he always look smash smash saamashed!!!!

  16. Yuuuck

    February 7, 2013 at 10:38 am

    Life is not sucking for this guy.  He’s eating, he’s moving around.  Prolly has plenty of weed and friends to smoke with.  Yeah, his resume stinks but I’m sure he’s having more fun than most of us.

    • Aria Taint

      February 7, 2013 at 11:00 am

      @Yuuuck Please stop making me think.

  17. TBVickroy

    February 7, 2013 at 10:39 am

    I’d like to take that ukelele and Smash! Smash Saaaa-massshh!!!

    • Aria Taint

      February 7, 2013 at 11:06 am

      @TBVickroy Where’s Op when you need him

  18. SpeedKills

    February 7, 2013 at 10:51 am

    I thought when the camera spun around it was going to be a partially erect Fez taping it, holding a sandwich hostage till the poor kid took his shirt off and sang for him.

  19. SpeedKills

    February 7, 2013 at 11:01 am

    The news keeps talking about this like its a shopping cart pushing-dumpster diving homeless person. This is a “Its Hip to be Homeless” guy. I bet this guys sleeping on someones couch every night, partying and getting laid all the time. Not that I care, just annoying the way the news keeps talking about him

    • Pool Keepers Son

      February 7, 2013 at 11:05 am

      @SpeedKills well the top song for this generation is “Thrifty Shop”

    • fkntrkr

      February 7, 2013 at 5:05 pm

      @SpeedKills
       true–my kid has a friend like this–found out hes over 30–looks and acts young–fkr gets all the young snatch and free roof–gad damn this gray hair–hate

  20. joe8775

    February 7, 2013 at 11:03 am

    homeless carrot top

  21. Pool Keepers Son

    February 7, 2013 at 11:03 am

    I think that’s a hatchet wound on that chics leg

  22. Ziggy Stardust

    February 7, 2013 at 11:04 am

    Hey, it’s Don Hobo !

    • bmqq316

      February 7, 2013 at 11:47 am

      @Ziggy Stardust Don #somehomo

  23. CreepBootMike

    February 7, 2013 at 11:08 am

    Who is KAI ? ? ? ? We all must know. Is he human ? Is he the from the legendary ” Tree Groundhog Tribe”  ? We don’t know.

  24. Dark_Humor

    February 7, 2013 at 11:13 am

    He’s like a retarded verion of X Gamer Shaun White

    • Dark_Humor

      February 7, 2013 at 11:14 am

      *version

      • Bubba

        February 7, 2013 at 11:38 am

        @Dark_Humor Yeah, HE’S retarded…

  25. Stoops

    February 7, 2013 at 11:27 am

    Get a job, sir. The bums will always lose!

    • monkeyhouse77

      February 7, 2013 at 1:25 pm

      @Stoops that and a pair of testicles….you mind if I do a jay?

  26. MrLahey

    February 7, 2013 at 11:44 am

    Looks like that dancing hippy took a hatchet to the shin…and face.

  27. Jerry65

    February 7, 2013 at 11:47 am

    Nice banjo

    • MosquitoFarmer

      February 7, 2013 at 1:15 pm

      @Jerry65 not a banjo, drums.

  28. FanBoy1

    February 7, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    so this is what happened to the last of the occupiers.

  29. FanBoy1

    February 7, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    so he like most annoying wannabe hipster douche modern day hippies invited himself to the group of older whitefolks enjoying themselves by themselves party? and annoyed the fuck out of them because you cant smash smash smaaaaash dickheads like this in the face anymore without acquiring a 7+ year record.

  30. JWedbetter

    February 7, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    GODDAMN IT!  Why the fuck can’t people hold their phone sideways when they film this kind of drivel!?!?

  31. fezs unused penis

    February 7, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    Kai reppin the Old Crow Medicine Show

  32. filler

    February 7, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    Oh this guy is so gonna get swooped up for a reality show.

  33. galactictraveler

    February 7, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    Isn’t this our time Mr. Hand ?

  34. garrettlutz7

    February 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    kai id give him a ride im not jesus

  35. fkntrkr

    February 7, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    god i love them hippie gals–armpit hair -cut up leggs and all–brings back memories

  36. fkntrkr

    February 7, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    were the fk is dog town anyhow?!

  37. YotaruVegeta

    February 7, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    This kid must be swimming in puss.

  38. The Real Big Ed

    February 7, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    Get outta there Kai!!! There’s a 7.0 Earthquake coming!!!

  39. VasDeferen19

    February 7, 2013 at 11:37 pm

    Awesome.  Same tune as the hula hoop chick.

  40. Feartheword

    February 8, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    Man, they found Mustard’s long lost child!

  41. CapadonnaDC

    May 8, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    Haha he will fit in just fine in Vernon.

  42. Rude

    May 17, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    Holy shit, I was just playing this song on guitar.  This man MUST be innocent, or at the very least, justified.