More Footage of Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker Has Been Uncovered


A Redditor’s dad’s cousin just uploaded video of Homeless Hitchhiker Kai taken in Vernon, British Columbia. Were these better times for Kai? We don’t know, but he is having a jam on the beach. Showing that not only can he swing a hatchet, he can play a tune.

50 comments
Rude
Rude

Holy shit, I was just playing this song on guitar.  This man MUST be innocent, or at the very least, justified.

CapadonnaDC
CapadonnaDC

Haha he will fit in just fine in Vernon.

Feartheword
Feartheword

Man, they found Mustard's long lost child!

 

VasDeferen19
VasDeferen19

Awesome.  Same tune as the hula hoop chick.  

 

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

Get outta there Kai!!! There's a 7.0 Earthquake coming!!!

fkntrkr
fkntrkr

were the fk is dog town anyhow?!

fkntrkr
fkntrkr

god i love them hippie gals--armpit hair -cut up leggs and all--brings back memories

filler
filler

Oh this guy is so gonna get swooped up for a reality show.

JWedbetter
JWedbetter

GODDAMN IT!  Why the fuck can't people hold their phone sideways when they film this kind of drivel!?!?

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

so he like most annoying wannabe hipster douche modern day hippies invited himself to the group of older whitefolks enjoying themselves by themselves party? and annoyed the fuck out of them because you cant smash smash smaaaaash dickheads like this in the face anymore without acquiring a 7+ year record.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

so this is what happened to the last of the occupiers.

MrLahey
MrLahey

Looks like that dancing hippy took a hatchet to the shin...and face.

Stoops
Stoops

Get a job, sir. The bums will always lose!

Dick Drippins
Dick Drippins

He's like a retarded verion of X Gamer Shaun White

Bane1198
Bane1198

Who is KAI ? ? ? ? We all must know. Is he human ? Is he the from the legendary " Tree Groundhog Tribe"  ? We don't know.

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

The news keeps talking about this like its a shopping cart pushing-dumpster diving homeless person. This is a "Its Hip to be Homeless" guy. I bet this guys sleeping on someones couch every night, partying and getting laid all the time. Not that I care, just annoying the way the news keeps talking about him

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

I thought when the camera spun around it was going to be a partially erect Fez taping it, holding a sandwich hostage till the poor kid took his shirt off and sang for him.

Vickroy
Vickroy

I'd like to take that ukelele and Smash! Smash Saaaa-massshh!!!

Yuuuck
Yuuuck

Life is not sucking for this guy.  He's eating, he's moving around.  Prolly has plenty of weed and friends to smoke with.  Yeah, his resume stinks but I'm sure he's having more fun than most of us. 

Ronjon
Ronjon

Is it me or does he always look smash smash saamashed!!!!

ecupirate
ecupirate

He is apart of a super group "Crosby Stils Trash and Homeless"

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

This reminds me so much of Simon and Garfunkel's Silent Night (7 O'Clock News). 

seamus96
seamus96

 

I thought I heard a Canadian accent ,that lying sack of shit

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

How long are we going to be on this band wagon for?

 

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

Any fan of O.C.M.S is alright with me, hatchet or no hatchet.

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

Smash or trash?? I say SMASH SMASH SAAAAAAMASH!

zel
zel

Isn't this the song that Katie Sunshine danced to? The one in  his video is a very poor substitute!

Bubbles McGilicutty
Bubbles McGilicutty

This generation's greatest musical achievement is whiteboy Ukelele music.  If Bob Marley was still alive he'd shoot himself

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

He should get together with homeless Mustard !!  

fkntrkr
fkntrkr

 @SpeedKills

 true--my kid has a friend like this--found out hes over 30--looks and acts young--fkr gets all the young snatch and free roof--gad damn this gray hair--hate

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

@SpeedKills well the top song for this generation is "Thrifty Shop"

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

 @K Dubya You ass! I watched until then to see some babe. That was totally not what I hoped for! Totally suckered me in.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

 @Aria Taint the weekend is coming he will be a distant memory by Monday Im sure.

Clover leaf
Clover leaf

@BadNewsJeff red rocks in July I will be there