Jay Z and Beyonce Take Over Hospital

A man at the hospital where Beyonce gave birth to her daughter has said that the pop star’s security team has prevented him and his wife from seeing their twin daughters who were born prematurely. Niel Couton of Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn said that he’s been repeatedly barred from the NICU, once for 20 minutes, by the superstar couple’s private security. Why would anyone care about his premature kids when you be near something that spilled out of Beyonce’s vagina? You and your preemies got behind the velet ropes. Act accordingly. Get some Cristal and bask in the ether of American royalty.

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