How (Ketchup) Packets Work in Australia

Madness, and they call ketchup tomato sauce. Madnessss.

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  1. Aria Taint Bennington

    February 4, 2014 at 9:21 am

    Sexy at :19

  2. Vickroy

    February 4, 2014 at 9:50 am

    In America the tomato sauce will squirt counter clock wise

  3. Judge Smails

    February 4, 2014 at 9:56 am

    That’s nothing.  I hear mayo comes pre-mixed with Vegemite,  mustard only comes in 32 ounce oil cans and Master Blaster runs Tartartown.

  4. yourmomstaint

    February 4, 2014 at 10:12 am

    Brilliant. Because ketchup packets in America are way too complicated.

  5. CamM

    February 4, 2014 at 10:26 am

    how are you expected to stomp one of those and fuck up your friend’s pantleg?

  6. bmqq316

    February 4, 2014 at 10:48 am

    Tomato Sauce…it’s Australian for Douche Bag American Tourist

  7. FLpro

    February 4, 2014 at 11:37 am

    Great, now we’re falling behind Australia in the condiment department? We’ll just have to play ketchup 😉

  8. Badger1225

    February 4, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    FLpro  We’ve got to stop our mayonnaise and start cutting the mustard!

  9. MikeZoltek

    February 4, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    I tried to follow this, but I could not sugary overrated tomato shit

  10. Docintoxicated

    February 4, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    Yeah but they mostly just use ketchup as lube for kangaroo dyyuuuuuckkk

  11. CamM

    February 4, 2014 at 1:36 pm

    Badger1225 FLpro you should relish the chance to beat those kangaroo-fuckers

  12. HankQuncy

    February 4, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    At McDonalds in Cairns they give you Curry Sauce.  You have to ask for ketchup.  Other places serve burgers with a pickled beet on them.

  13. Uh Huh

    February 4, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    KFC in the US has a better packet.

  14. rexdart936

    February 4, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Everyone knows filet o fish runs tarter town.

  15. rexdart936

    February 4, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    Chips are just so hard to accessorize.

  16. FERREL

    February 4, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    they are All Rubes

  17. nullzero00

    February 4, 2014 at 3:28 pm

    FLpro not really – the new package from Heinz acts as either a cup or an extra-large squeeze packet. much better than the Aussie packet.

  18. Jeff0015

    February 4, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    If WW2 was a video game, Id have liked to see them repel the Japs.

  19. Bloodklot

    February 4, 2014 at 3:51 pm

    Ya see ya take ya diggerydoo and ya squeeze it just like that down unda ya fries mate.

  20. Rorschach7

    February 4, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    The Arbys here has that.

  21. AndyInCleveland

    February 4, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    CamfrmToronto Badger1225FLpro ummmmm…hollandaise?  Fuck I got nothing…

  22. AndreFromCanada

    February 4, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    Also, do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?

  23. Rich G

    February 4, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    This is what the internets was invented for. So that I can see how an Australian uses Ketchup.

    Thank You Al Gore.

  24. yourmomstaint

    February 5, 2014 at 1:12 am

    Now you’re just making shit up. Like there’s a place called “Cairns.”

  25. johnpcervini

    February 5, 2014 at 1:52 am

    AndreFromCanada  Royale with cheese.  Really it’s Royale du Framage.

  26. johnpcervini

    February 5, 2014 at 1:57 am

    rexdart936  …and the ham burgular took filet of fish from behind.  So who’s boss now?

  27. treekiller

    February 5, 2014 at 3:58 am

    I’m not putting my mouth on a dirty package again……….

  28. Moe Green

    February 5, 2014 at 9:44 am

    And we wonder why Australia is kicking our ass!

  29. FinkM3

    February 5, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    these are old, really fucking old.
    we have 2 hands so we don’t need that shit