Fez Whatley’s Electoral Map

Here it is.  The Fez Whatley Electoral Map.  Want to create your own?  Just visit http://www.270towin.com/.


  1. kylechristo4

    November 5, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    That’s also Nate Silver’s map.

    • kylechristo4

      November 5, 2012 at 9:22 pm

      Scratch that. Silver is now calling Florida for Obama, albeit by a razor-thin margin. The president is now a 91% favorite to win the electoral college tomorrow, and he now has a 2+ point lead in national poll averages.

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    November 5, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    He has Colorado wrong for sure, I know a lot of the senior citizens are voting this year here in Colorado some for the 1st time ever. The forgotten group is gonna rock the vote

  3. Sackman

    November 5, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Quite the blowout! Fez sure is a political guru. He’s just able to see through the political rhetoric and get down to the core issues that affect Americans in all of our daily lives… I have complete faith in this map. In fact, If I am wrong, I will recommend that Ron fires Pepper Hicks. That’s how sure I am! Because Fez is ALWAYS right on…

    • Zipster90

      November 6, 2012 at 3:04 pm

      @Sackman And we shouldn’t allow Centaurs in the workplace anyway.

      • Sackman

        November 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

        @Zipster90 Good point… The way he types on the keyboard with those hooooooves gets insanely annoying!

  4. turfgrass64

    November 5, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    What are you going to do when BHO loses tomorrow Fez? Move to Canada?

    • Kevin in SC

      November 5, 2012 at 9:09 pm

       He said he would.

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 5, 2012 at 10:23 pm

      @turfgrass64 I bet the first thing after the inauguration President Romney declares war on Canada to hunt down the fleeing gays.

      • bobneedsmoney

        November 6, 2012 at 5:21 am

        @AnthonyLoman @turfgrass64 sad part is fez would actually believe this, he took up the oh everyone hates the gays to an extreme when in reality none of us care what they suck or lick. There was actual persecution of gays back in the 70s-80s because if the aids scare, now they have it easy in comparison since the people who hate gays are old and dying off.

      • turfgrass64

        November 6, 2012 at 8:26 am

        @AnthonyLoman I’ve always said that the US government built the fence on the wrong border. I hope Mortgage builds a fence up there too, I don’t trust them Canadians and their socialist beliefs.

  5. alexofarmies

    November 5, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    Who is fez whaltey? Is he the alter ego of fez whatley? Proofreaders please!

    • K Dubya

      November 5, 2012 at 9:19 pm

      @alexofarmies Yeah, because people have no idea who they were talking about

  6. memeseeker

    November 5, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    This map shows where the true battle states are

  7. CryBaby1

    November 5, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Lotta queers in those blew states.

  8. ShowerBench

    November 5, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I’ll give my Mormon brother Wisconsin, Ohio, New Hampshire, Colorado…Mittens FTW!

  9. Kevin in SC

    November 5, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    Is this the same Fez that claimed Romney would change the Constitution if he became POTUS?    Dummy doesnt even realize its impossible for the President to change the Constitution.    That Electoral Map is based on no known reality.

  10. seamus98

    November 5, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    romney by a landslide

    • kylechristo4

      November 7, 2012 at 8:56 am

      @seamus98  Good call!!! You’re gut was WAY more scientific than those dorks and their stupid numbers.

  11. The Condor

    November 5, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Fez has a better chance of getting laid than that map coming true.

    • Narc Zito

      November 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm

      @The Condor No, he doesn’t.

  12. rexdart936

    November 5, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    HAHAHAHA That is the gayest electoral college map ever.

  13. K Dubya

    November 5, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    I like map, they’re fun

  14. Jeff0015

    November 5, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    I really believe that “Fez” is a work. I think he’s an ex-wrestler and is doing some Andy Kauffman-like shit. Think about it; he’s the opposite of Ronnie.

  15. mistawag

    November 5, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    I like what fez brings to the show. Without him it would be a sausage fest.

  16. sterlingblue

    November 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    PA, OH, WI, and MN are not going to Obama Fez. Outside of Detroit, Romney is going to take the rest of MI. Fez, I am sorry but Obama just isn’t going to win this.

    • OllieInChicago

      November 6, 2012 at 11:35 am

      @sterlingblue Nope.

    • kylechristo4

      November 7, 2012 at 8:54 am

      @sterlingblue  Thanks, Mr. Wizard!

      • sterlingblue

        November 7, 2012 at 11:58 am

         You are quite correct. I was wrong and Fez was very right. Good for Fez.

  17. cal5000

    November 5, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    I love messing with Fez but this map looks right. Course it look he ripped off Nate Silver.

    • bobneedsmoney

      November 6, 2012 at 5:02 am

      @cal5000 they keep putting Ohio in Obama’s side and I just don’t see that happening, they were hit hard by the recession and I fail to see how Wisconsin will be Obama since they wouldn’t vote out a Republican governor out that supposedly the entire state hated. I see Obama people screaming tomorrow and bitching about racism with voter fraud/intimidation.

      • cal5000

        November 6, 2012 at 8:58 am

        @bobneedsmoney  @cal5000

      • cal5000

        November 6, 2012 at 9:09 am

        @bobneedsmoney  @cal5000 Lemme help you out. “They” refers to people who actually track this shit for a living. You also dont see that Ohio is a large part of the auto industry and car part industry. Romney didnt want to help the auto industry which would have resulted in the loss of 1 in 6 jobs in Ohio. Which is why Obama is leading in Ohio. As for Wisconsin, Walker had millions of outside dollars dumped into that election and they came close to taking him out. Pulling a Ronnie B and making your decision based totally on observations and what you see isnt very accurate or rational. I stand with Mr. Bob Dylan who predicted a win for the current president in Wisconsin.

  18. galactictraveler

    November 6, 2012 at 2:35 am

    I thought I’d see more pink !!

  19. Roadrash Hicks

    November 6, 2012 at 5:22 am

    That map is sooooo gay.

  20. Xacjed

    November 6, 2012 at 6:00 am

    Being that Fez is always wrong….

  21. madtowntom

    November 6, 2012 at 6:11 am

    fez whatley, electoral cartographer, total cool..think your closer than alot of the “experts” fezzie…school ’em

  22. madtowntom

    November 6, 2012 at 6:13 am

    fez whatley, electoral carrtographer,… map maker..map maker.. make me a map…..think you may be as close as the ‘experts’ fezzie.. cool

  23. Rorschach7

    November 6, 2012 at 9:08 am

    I pretty much agree with this

  24. harlequincy

    November 6, 2012 at 9:40 am

    No way Obama’s sweeping NV, CO, IA, MI, OH, PA, NH….not all of them.

    • OllieInChicago

      November 6, 2012 at 11:34 am

      @harlequincy I think Colorado has the best chance of going to Romney.

      • harlequincy

        November 6, 2012 at 11:37 am

        @OllieInChicago MI is a slap in the face since Mitt’s pop was all over that state in the 60’s…that’s going to Obama with him “saving” the auto industry

    • kylechristo4

      November 7, 2012 at 8:53 am

      @harlequincy  Good call.

  25. Beer

    November 6, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Fez jinxed Obama

  26. FanBoy1

    November 6, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Fez has it nailed.. its all about the POLLS.   the media loves to go to the POLL.

  27. justForRon0Fez

    November 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

    don’t think the dems are taking va.  there are a lot of people that live outside nova

  28. bmqq316

    November 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    This actually may be pretty close to what happens…don’t know about Virginia though…be interesting to see how it all turns out…good work Fez.

  29. shrekkalove

    November 6, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    I can’t wait for the live chat tonight, Fezzie!

  30. shrekkalove

    November 6, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Can’t we all just be more purple?!

  31. Christopher Brooklyn

    November 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Is this map the election or the states that can beat the eagles..FUCKIN EAGLES

  32. OllieInChicago

    November 6, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    I think Florida might tip Obama and Colorado will tip Romney.

  33. archg2

    November 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Ata Boy Fez.

  34. Narc Zito

    November 6, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    I’m going to NAIL this when I come back to comment on it in about 10 hours.

  35. Steve_in_Tampa

    November 6, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Veeeeerrrrrryy realistic.  Hey, I looked at the Bucs season in August, went through each game 1 by 1 and they’re going 15-1.

  36. Slappy

    November 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Whatever happened to RORSCHACH ‘s rant from yesterday. Can’t find the link!

  37. cousin_dave

    November 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    I’m shocked Fez even thinks Willard will win Texas

  38. TC_ibang

    November 6, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    Florida looks like a cock.

  39. FanBoy1

    November 6, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Now all I have to do is hope tomorrow 2 people will be packing.

  40. FanBoy1

    November 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    I would appreciate more iBang storys like this….
    but dats prolly to real for those living in a fantasy world.

  41. CardiffGiant11

    November 6, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Fez has been keeping a close eye on the poles if you catch my drift

    • Sackman

      November 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

      @CardiffGiant11 But still keeping his distance…

      • CardiffGiant11

        November 6, 2012 at 4:53 pm

        @Sackman haven’t heard the show in a couple weeks since my audible sub expired. Good to see some things never change!

      • Sackman

        November 6, 2012 at 5:15 pm

        @CardiffGiant11  @Sackman It is comforting!

  42. K Dubya

    November 7, 2012 at 12:55 am

    Pretty damn good Fezzy

  43. SerotoninsGone

    November 7, 2012 at 2:50 am

    Nicely done Fez!

  44. Jagger_Lover

    November 7, 2012 at 8:26 am

    50 out of 51 ( as of this typing)…Fezzy…you might have a second career in the making!!!

  45. Nicholad

    November 7, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Seriously, Fez should be Obama’s hype man. With all this Fez energy, I’m still waiting for him to yell WOOOOOOOOOOO! Nature Boy Fez Whatley!

  46. BunnyKickButt

    November 7, 2012 at 11:15 am


  47. BunnyKickButt

    November 7, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Woohoo!!! Fez is gonna watch movies and maybe date? Live a beautiful life my buddy!

  48. John in va

    November 7, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Woott woott woot great job fezzz bring back nature elect boy fezz

  49. YoungSpock

    November 7, 2012 at 11:23 am

    WOOO HOOO!!!! Amazing call Fezzy!!!

  50. caseypickles

    November 7, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Amazing Fezzie!

  51. harlequincy

    November 7, 2012 at 11:29 am

    *slow clap*

  52. harlequincy

    November 7, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Well done Fez…nice to see you’re acting like you’ve been there (endzone) before.

  53. Johnny_Post

    November 7, 2012 at 11:39 am

    fez fuckin nailed it

  54. Docintoxicated

    November 7, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Sorry you lost Fez, Romney had secretly planed to legalize gay polyandry marriage and was going to send you 3 Russian twinks.
    Good energy today Fez, if only you could let go of the anger and have fun like you used to man.

  55. Tossy McSalad

    November 7, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Fez has talked more in 45 minutes today than all year. Congrats Fez

    • Peppy Hamburger

      November 7, 2012 at 11:51 am

      @Tossy McSalad It will end tomorrow and he will be back to locked up fez

  56. Tossy McSalad

    November 7, 2012 at 11:51 am

    come next week Fez will go back to 5 minutes of airtime a day.

    • jerkaruso

      November 7, 2012 at 11:53 am

      @Tossy McSalad Next week you say.

  57. Docintoxicated

    November 7, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Synonym for “overjoyed”: Gay.
    play on words.

  58. Docintoxicated

    November 7, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Where is Pepper’s map of the middle-earth election?

    • jerkaruso

      November 7, 2012 at 12:02 pm

      @Docintoxicated You know Sauron won in a landslide.

  59. Tossy McSalad

    November 7, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Yankee Candle needs a new scent….
    Jizzerific Election Day Fez

  60. beerbuzzard

    November 7, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Sometimes a blind squirrel finds a nut