Ex-wrestling Star Tears Anus


xpacFormer wrestler X-pac is still wrestling but with a torn anus. Pac was wrestling at an indie event in Minneapolis Saturday night when his finishing move went awry. Pacs opponent moved out of the way, sending his nether regions directly into the turnbuckle. X-Pac finished the match but was admitted to a hospital later that night for a torn anus, which was fixed with surgery.

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33 Comments

  1. turfgrass64

    March 26, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Torn anus wrestling, so that’s what they’re calling now? #somehomo

  2. galactictraveler

    March 26, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Rectum , damn near killed him !

  3. Vickroy

    March 26, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    He tore himself a new asshole

  4. Recyclerz

    March 26, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    Least. Surprising. Headline. Ever.

  5. TheDonCarpenter

    March 26, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    “Former wrestler X-pac is still wrestling”
     
    Come on guys. Don’t make me do this shit myself.

  6. Shaggyballz74

    March 26, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    “We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better…stronger…faster.”

  7. Captain Geech

    March 26, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    yeah, it was the turnbuckle…..

  8. SpeedKills

    March 26, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    I bet the nurse’s at the ER that night have heard that excuse before. I had a friend that was a nurse and she said guys were always coming into the ER from stuff they’d shoved up their butt, one tried to say he fell off the ladder in the garage right onto a broom handle and the guys wife wouldn’t look up the whole time they were there.

  9. Stoops

    March 26, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    I would imagine all wrestling fans have tears in their anal regions going by the only 2 I know of, Fez and Sam.

  10. HorrorFighter

    March 26, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    I thought he tore it when Chyna fucked him in the ass.

  11. NeoGeoH

    March 26, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    That shits gotta hurt.  Pun intended.

  12. Moe Green

    March 26, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    TNA. Total Non-torn Anus

  13. jayj58kc

    March 26, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    This story takes the fake out of fake wrestling.

  14. EBone1

    March 26, 2013 at 7:00 pm

    Watched the video. That finishing move is so gay it should be porn.

  15. FLprodivider66

    March 26, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    Who throws themselves into their opponent “asshole first”!?

    • Shaggyballz74

      March 26, 2013 at 8:11 pm

      @FLprodivider66 who doesn’t

  16. JonNockels

    March 26, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    “I’m telling you, it was one in a million, Jerry”

  17. jayjohnstone

    March 26, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    How long did Sam Roberts cry when he got the news?

  18. keithj

    March 26, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    Oh so this isn’t the special kid story huh?

  19. Ziggy Stardust

    March 26, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    Doctor, we have another gay mishap or “wresting accident” as they call it.

  20. bmack76

    March 26, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    I saw Torn Anus on Lilith Fair back in ’96, her piano playing was brilliant.

    • fkntrkr

      March 27, 2013 at 8:14 pm

      @bmack76
       that one took me almost a full minute

  21. The Real Big Ed

    March 26, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    10th one so far this queer, I mean, year.

  22. rexdart936

    March 26, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    does a torn anus means he shits uncontrollably now?

  23. K Dubya

    March 26, 2013 at 11:52 pm

    too easy…

  24. elephant_droid

    March 27, 2013 at 1:00 am

    To keep up with their idols, Roland will have to use his fist instead to rip Sam’s anxious asshole.

  25. elephant_droid

    March 27, 2013 at 1:00 am

    Sam Roberts is happy to kiss it and make it better.

  26. elephant_droid

    March 27, 2013 at 1:01 am

    Someone explain this to Sam, his mouth and anus have the same function. Taking cocks and spewing shit.

  27. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 8:35 am

    Did fez jerk to this story? (Suck it)

  28. joe8775

    March 27, 2013 at 11:42 am

    so rubbing your crotch in another mans face may result in a torn asshole…who knew

  29. Dark_Humor

    March 27, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    What did he expect?  After all the ass reamings by Vince over al those years something had to give.

  30. HollyGothic

    March 28, 2013 at 8:13 am

    Sexy. Tear that ass up!

  31. Riverguy

    March 28, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    ‘Torn Anus”  does Vince own that name too?