Former wrestler X-pac is still wrestling but with a torn anus. Pac was wrestling at an indie event in Minneapolis Saturday night when his finishing move went awry. Pacs opponent moved out of the way, sending his nether regions directly into the turnbuckle. X-Pac finished the match but was admitted to a hospital later that night for a torn anus, which was fixed with surgery.
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Someone explain this to Sam, his mouth and anus have the same function. Taking cocks and spewing shit.
I would imagine all wrestling fans have tears in their anal regions going by the only 2 I know of, Fez and Sam.
I bet the nurse's at the ER that night have heard that excuse before. I had a friend that was a nurse and she said guys were always coming into the ER from stuff they'd shoved up their butt, one tried to say he fell off the ladder in the garage right onto a broom handle and the guys wife wouldn't look up the whole time they were there.
“We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster.”
that one took me almost a full minute
@FLprodivider66 who doesn't