Ex-wrestling Star Tears Anus


xpacFormer wrestler X-pac is still wrestling but with a torn anus. Pac was wrestling at an indie event in Minneapolis Saturday night when his finishing move went awry. Pacs opponent moved out of the way, sending his nether regions directly into the turnbuckle. X-Pac finished the match but was admitted to a hospital later that night for a torn anus, which was fixed with surgery.

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30 comments
Riverguy
Riverguy

'Torn Anus"  does Vince own that name too?

Dick Drippins
Dick Drippins

What did he expect?  After all the ass reamings by Vince over al those years something had to give.

The Nature Boy
The Nature Boy

so rubbing your crotch in another mans face may result in a torn asshole...who knew

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

Someone explain this to Sam, his mouth and anus have the same function. Taking cocks and spewing shit.

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

Sam Roberts is happy to kiss it and make it better.

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

To keep up with their idols, Roland will have to use his fist instead to rip Sam's anxious asshole.

rexdart936
rexdart936

does a torn anus means he shits uncontrollably now?

bmack76
bmack76

I saw Torn Anus on Lilith Fair back in '96, her piano playing was brilliant. 

keithj
keithj

Oh so this isn't the special kid story huh?

jayjohnstone
jayjohnstone

How long did Sam Roberts cry when he got the news?

JonNockels
JonNockels

"I'm telling you, it was one in a million, Jerry"

FLpro
FLpro

Who throws themselves into their opponent "asshole first"!?

EBone1
EBone1

Watched the video. That finishing move is so gay it should be porn. 

jayj58kc
jayj58kc

This story takes the fake out of fake wrestling.

NeoGeoH
NeoGeoH

That shits gotta hurt.  Pun intended.

HorrorFighter
HorrorFighter

I thought he tore it when Chyna fucked him in the ass.

Stoops
Stoops

I would imagine all wrestling fans have tears in their anal regions going by the only 2 I know of, Fez and Sam.

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

I bet the nurse's at the ER that night have heard that excuse before. I had a friend that was a nurse and she said guys were always coming into the ER from stuff they'd shoved up their butt, one tried to say he fell off the ladder in the garage right onto a broom handle and the guys wife wouldn't look up the whole time they were there.

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

“We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster.” 

TheDonCarpenter
TheDonCarpenter

"Former wrestler X-pac is still wrestling"

 

Come on guys. Don't make me do this shit myself. 

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

Least. Surprising. Headline. Ever.

Vickroy
Vickroy

He tore himself a new asshole