Could Smokers Licenses Be Coming!?

Tobacco control advocates are now calling for smokers to have to apply for a smokers license in order to buy cigarettes. One advocate called for the card to be monitored by the government and it would cut you off once you’ve had your allotment of cigarettes. Right now this is theory, but what kind of person advocates for this? Bet they can’t wait to propose their sugar and tans fat cards next.



  1. RonsCigar

    November 16, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    Wow…it’s open season on tobacco. I don’t think these scientific studies quite factor in the power of making a choice in their standards of health. I would feel like a pussy if my city council determined I had enough cigs for the month.

  2. Xacjed

    November 16, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    They can have my tans fat, but I still want my trans fat.

  3. filler

    November 16, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    I’m sure Fez will be all for this, and Pepper is just gonna yell and complain about his baby neck.

    • SkoobaDoo

      November 17, 2012 at 11:37 am

      @filler That is the difference between gay and fag.

  4. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 16, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    I can just hear the Sexy Centaur “WHAT THE FUCK!”…

    • filler

      November 16, 2012 at 9:20 pm

      @Cletus from Brooklyn “WHAT THE FU- *aaaahhckkooouhh kafff kaff!*”

      • ecupirate

        November 16, 2012 at 9:58 pm

        @filler  @Cletus from Brooklyn Jesus christ

      • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

        November 17, 2012 at 3:30 am

        Did someone mention me?

  5. Foggy_Otis

    November 16, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    This fucking persecution on tobacco is what opened the door for King Bloomie to ban smoking outdoors in parks… Limit drink sizes… Its not gonna stop folks!

  6. CryBaby1

    November 16, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Just execute all the smokers and the problem will be solved.

  7. K Dubya

    November 16, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    The only thing that kinda makes sense in the tobacco control argument is the amount of money spent on health care for to tobacco related illness.
    Sure it’s someones choice to smoke but the figure as far as the cost in insurance costs and all that to the rest of us is substantial 
    I just don’t know

    • DelCoTrash

      November 16, 2012 at 10:50 pm

      @K Dubya that’s the only argument I can imagine, cholesterol and sedentary lifestyle are at least equally burdensome.  This will not look like some Orwellian govt mandate, in the US it will be enforced by insurance companies through prohibitively high premiums for smokers and discounts if you have a gym membership

    • Kevin in SC

      November 17, 2012 at 9:14 am

      @K Dubya
       Then why doesnt the Govt ban it entirely?  Of course we all know the answer to that question

  8. DelCoTrash

    November 16, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    the final quote from the professor is the epitome of paternal academic liberal thought: the public doesn’t know what’s best for them, luckily we’re here to show them

  9. Kevin in SC

    November 16, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    Rememebr when we were a free nation?   I dont smoke but just knowing that people have even thought of this is frightening

  10. seamus98

    November 16, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    oh well, you guys elected him

  11. Beer

    November 16, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    He’s gonna take away your kools

  12. SerotoninsGone

    November 17, 2012 at 7:41 am

    Please just let adults make their own decisions.

  13. mgz

    November 17, 2012 at 7:55 am

    wonderful first they tell you where you can smoke, then how much. Thankfully the folks at phillip morris will be more then happy to throw money at making sure this kind of bullshit wont happen. Because if Peppy centaur and the likes can only smoke a pack a week it will hurt their bottom line.

  14. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 17, 2012 at 8:24 am

    Tobacco control advocates can puff on my cigar. Fucking assholes…

  15. Shaggyballz74

    November 17, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    See these fuckers don’t really care about smoking. They just want to see how much money they can squeeze out of smokers.