Anthony Cumia Releases a Statement Regarding Arrest and Allegations; Mugshot released


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Mugshot of , Nassau County PD

Anthony Cumia’s attorney, Alan J. Schwartz, Esq. of Garden City, has released a statement responding to Cumia’s arrest Saturday morning.

“Mr. Cumia emphatically denies the allegations brought against him, and is optimistic that when the truth comes out, he will be exonerated.This morning, he entered a plea of not guilty to all charges and was released without bail, and directed to appear back in court in January. Simply put, things are not always what they appear to be, and this case is a perfect example of that.”

Cumia was arrested on Sunday morning in his Long Island home after a dispute with a girlfriend, and was charged with strangulation, criminal mischief, unlawful imprisonment, and assault.

Read more about events leading up to Cumia’s arrest here.

CBS posted a Cumia’s mugshot which has been released by the Nassau County Police Department and NY12 has video of Cumia leaving court.  The report alleges that Dani suffered a fractured rib among other injuries.  Anthony is due back in court on January 4th.

 

 

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109 comments
BallPeenHammer
BallPeenHammer

keep running your mouth dumbass, I'm sure a jury will be just as kiss ass towards you as these man-babies you have collected

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

Let's see if Keith the cop can get Ant off the hook because it doesn't look like that Little hottie is going to be getting him off anytime soon

dpiller21
dpiller21

So much anti ant shit here without any facts posted at all. The guy didn't hit the big jungle gorilla bitch that assaulted him and he chooses to hit a white trash whore so hard that he breaks bones? And she's so "scared" she decides to periscope? Any of you guys dumb enough to think ant doesn't run video surveillance in his place? Wait for the facts you millennial shit bags.

Snakeeyes22
Snakeeyes22

oh, Anthony Cumia is a horrible human?  WHO WOULD'VE THUNK IT?!?

MedicalMistake
MedicalMistake

A felony conviction would mean no more guns for Anthony. Will he handle it well or paint the walls red??

I think he'll take a plea on lower non felonious charges.


Is it possible for Opie to control the boner he is currently sporting?


Lastly... Why the FUCK does all the interesting shit happen when the shows are on break?

YotaruVegeta
YotaruVegeta

I don't care about the trouble Cumia gets in, but GODDAMIT, East Side Dave just signed onto his network! Could he try to keep his backhand to himself for a while?

Aria Taint Bennington
Aria Taint Bennington

Patrice told him years ago not to hook up with these low class bitches but Ant didn't listen. 

This happening is no surprise. Hope this wakes his dago ass up.

jimpulsar
jimpulsar

She needed 'correcting'. Heeeere's Antny !

chipchipperson
chipchipperson

tsss, she musta' been afraid of his hog of sumti, tsss double guns 

Biff Cocoabutter
Biff Cocoabutter

More attempts to smear Ant's name, from the pinko left.  Nothing will come of this, and the STANGELS won't print a retraction (Jon Stewart disciples).  Cock-sucking faggots would love to see Ant go down, but it aint gonna happen.

cnspiracycarrot
cnspiracycarrot

@Biff Cocoabutter Settle down, little fella. Ant's already gone down, long ago, us cock-sucking faggots already got to see that.

YotaruVegeta
YotaruVegeta

@Biff Cocoabutter Pinko? What decade do you hail from?

HrafnGunnlaugsson
HrafnGunnlaugsson

Symmetry is his enemy. "Simply put, things are not always what they appear to be, and this case is a perfect example of that" Sounds very specific and reassuring.


brushmonkey
brushmonkey

This is what happens when you date millenials

CrankyMcCrabass
CrankyMcCrabass

The type of chicks he beds just lends itself to problems that could be costly. But with how often the house is occupied by guests and the fact he has cameras everywhere will put everything in place. The fact his brother was set up by an ex and later proven is probably why he put cameras everywhere even on the inside.

FLpro
FLpro

I don't know...can you do a podcast from prison?

JimPatrick
JimPatrick

Visitation rights = special guest bookings

Concho Pete
Concho Pete

How do you Periscope with a smashed phone?

JimPatrick
JimPatrick

Backup phone. For extortion proposes. 👍

The truth
The truth

60% on the us has herpes, you probably do, haha.

yourmomstaint
yourmomstaint

Doesn't mean it's not disgusting. We all shit, too, but I don't need to see it.

MWJ
MWJ

Savages.

Kkk
Kkk

Ants lawyer is a known pedophile

PhilUrcrakup
PhilUrcrakup

@Kkk 

Ant himself is a known pedophile, and also he is 33% moorish. 

ziggyrotten
ziggyrotten

Did you try flashing your PBA card, Anthony?

Silverfeesh
Silverfeesh

Schwartz isnt jewy enough  Hymie J Kikeberg is better

PrettyRicky
PrettyRicky

Anthony gets my benefit of the doubt, I hope all is good , get your shit together bro, you always get my benefit of the doubt

Mother Shucker
Mother Shucker

So, this stupid twat is able to get the "viral" vid that Opie so wanted?

sodaman
sodaman

At least this story brought out more than the usual suspects....

lethargicj
lethargicj

You stay classy, Cumia. 


Cheats on Jill. It's her fault.


Cheats on Melissa, it's her fault.


Gets fired for saying dumb stuff on twitter. It's Opie's fault.


Obviously this girl threw herself down the stairs. It's never Anthony's fault.

apureformality
apureformality

Blindly defend someone who gives 2 shits about you. Brilliant

Brothaman202
Brothaman202

@lethargicj He never claimed it was the slits faults he cheated on them.

What a bizarre little cunt you are.

Biff Cocoabutter
Biff Cocoabutter

@lethargicj A) He didn't blame anything on Jill...he took full responsibility on that.  B) When did he ever blame the Board Op for his Twitter rant?