Jenny Slate Says Her Dog is Suicidal


Monday night on the Late Late Show Ellen Page was talking about how perfect and awesome her new dog is. Jenny Slate is in a very different situation. Her dog– whose name is Reggie Watts– is on suicide watch. Why? Jenny explained that he is on suicide watch because he is “a big dummy” who got into the bathroom and ate five tampons. Slate described the tampons as “already entertained” which we’re going to assume means used? Paul Rust, who is the current star of the Judd Apatow Netflix series “Love” said “already entertained” sounds fun. We’re prepared to say it isn’t.
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