Wednesday September 29: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 9.29
NEWS STORIES
rump Called His Press Secretary After His Penis Was Compared to a Small Toadstool
Stephanie Grisham’s new book, “I’ll Take Your Questions Now: What I Saw At The Trump White House” is full of fun and nutty stories. Like how Trump would play Memories from Cats to calm down . Or that he called his press secretary to set the record straight after Stormy Daniels said that Trump’s penis looked like a toadstool.
Even if he doesn’t have a toadstool dick, Pence does.
YouTube Bans ALL Anti-Vax Content
YouTube has announced they’re banning all anti-vax content on their platform and removing accounts that push that information like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ‘s. Time for everyone to move to Daily Motion!
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SPORTS
Is Soldier Field Donezo? Bears Sign Land Purchase Agreement In Arlington Heights
The Bears(Da Bears) may be moving from Soldier Field since the organization bought land in Arlington Heights, IL. By the time they move Justin Fields will have been out of the NFL for at least two years.
Oregon Coach Overreacts to Freshman Showboating
A freshman at Oregon made a killer catch, and celebrated with an ole fashioned ball spin, getting his team a penalty for excessive celebration. The coach, furious, smashed his headset and unloaded on the receiver with full fury.
Luckily he wasn’t on mic’ed up cause it seems like the dropped dat n bomb.
LeBron James Won't Be Helping to Convince Others to Vax Up
LBJ got the vaccine, but that’s as far as he’s going. He says it’s not his job to help convert other anti-vaxxers.
Apparently he also thinks it’s not his job to play defense.
Chris Cuomo Gives Love to Eli and Peyton Manning
“The Manning brothers on Monday Night Football are the best, most entertaining addition to football viewing since John Madden,” according to Chris Cuomo who says his own ratings have dropped on Monday nights.
Is it strange for you to watch a show with two brothers that aren’t harassing women?
The Bucs Get Some Help In The Secondary - Sign Richard Sherman
The Bucs have signed Richard Sherman to bolster their weak secondary. Just to try to sober him up first before parading him onto the field.
Read the announcement on Twitter.
We've signed CB Richard Sherman.#GoBucs
— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) September 29, 2021
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Dina Lohan Gets 18 Days in Jail for DWI
Lindsay Lohan’s mom pled guilty to DWI and will spend two and a half weeks in the slammer.
Good for her, she gets 18 days away from her daughter.
Bill Cosby Defending R Kelly
Through a spokesperson, Cosby said he believes R Kelly got railroaded and blamed Gloria Allred for the travesty of justice.
I ‘ll second that, said Harvey Weinstein.
Netflix Takes Heat for Ultra Violent TV Show
Viewers are truly horrified by Netflix’s new horror series, Squid Game. The fictional game show (think hunger games meets running man meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre), has scenes of torture, death squad killings. Viewers are upset over its ‘unnecessary gore and violence’.
Okay, so tell us where we can watch necessary gore and violence?
Ready for Amazon’s New Robot Dog?
Astro is a security guard/adorable robotic pet that you can buy from Amazon for $1500. It features a face screen, and a camera as well as a cupholder.
Let me know when the model that also makes toast comes out.
Eminem Opens Spaghetti Joint in Detroit
Moms Spaghetti joint features pasta and meatballs in Chinese takeout containers, and spaghetti sandwiches too.
Yeah cause when you think Eminem, you think good eating.
Anthony Bourdain Tell All, or at Least Tell a Lot
A new book about Bourdain says he loved to tan a lot and didn’t get close to a lot of people.
Eh. All we really want to know is. How did he eat so much and not gain weight.
Law & Order OG is BACK!?
Dick Wolf ‘s classic is back! The original Law and Order series returns, picking up where it left off at Season 21. Word is that some former castmembers are expected to return.
Hopefully they bring back Jerry Orbach. That would be amazing.
Rebel Wilson!?
People can’t get over these new photos of Rebel Wilson.
She lost all her weight, and her funny.
Britney's Dad Could Face Jail Time for Surveillance
Jamie Spears is going to be investigated for his role in illegal surveillance in his daughter’s bedroom. There is potential jail time if its true.
Dude, all; you had to do was watch her IG like everyone else.
Vanilla Ice Is Back! Shilling A Fridge
It’s good to see Vanilla Ice getting some work these days. If you can’t trust him to push a brand new fridge, who can you?
Watch the commercial on Digg.
TRENDING & VIRAL
If NWA Was a Polka Band....
Straight Outta Compton as a Polka, offered for your Oktoberfest celebration.
Is this what you would call cultural misappropriation!?
Florida Man VS Alligator Goes Viral
This is much more entertaining than all of the Jake Paul fights combined.
Watch the fight on Twitter.
This Florida Man has won the internet for the Month of September pic.twitter.com/PB9dIMDkOS
— KP (@kerethp) September 29, 2021
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