Wednesday September 20 Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 9.20
NEWS STORIES
Was Boeberts Beetlejuice Grope Sesh a First Date?
When asked about her date, Boebert admitted she didn’t know much about his politics, and she also said she probably won’t see him again, leading people to ask, was this a first date?
Yes it was. This makes her a pretty good egg.
Fetterman Says Stop Talking About His Clothes
People have been complaining about John Fetterman’s lack of a dress code when he goes to work in Washington. He responded to their complaints saying, “Of course, I’ve heard about it. I’ve heard that some people are upset about that, and the right have been like losing their mind. You know, they’re just like, ‘Oh my god, you know, dogs and cats are living together,’ and you know, like I said, aren’t there more important things we should be talking about rather than if I dress like a slob?”
It’s hard for people to talk about anything else, mainly because you’re dressed like slob.
Blackstone CEO: Expect the Unexpected
The CEO of Blackstone Inc says polls show a majority of voters didn’t want Joe Biden to run for reelection because of his age. “When you have that kind of situation, usually something else happens.”
Someone’s been watching Big Brother
Dems Getting Anxious About 2024
With growing vibes around the nation that Biden is too old to be President again, Democrats are starting to feel alarmed about the upcoming election.
The only one who isn’t anxious is Biden cause he’s not sure how old he is.
Lawyer Who Sues Food Brands Shares Biggest Brand Lies
Which brands and foods lie the most on their packaging? This guy whose job it is to sue companies for lack of truth in advertising brings the list to the NY Post. Among the liars- Snapple, Pop Tarts, most vanilla flavored things, and pizza bites.
How did all this slip past the FDA? What are we paying them for?
SPORTS
Tom Brady Ducks Filling in for Aaron Rodgers Rumors
On his own SiriusXM radio show Tom Brady was asked whether he’s been approached by the Jets after Rodgers injury. He said no no no next question, refusing to talk about it.
You’re the only guy in sports who can answer that question. So just answer it.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
WTF Sound of Freedom Producer Sexual Misconduct
There’s video evidence of an incident where Paul Hutchinson—an executive producer of Sound of Freedom, held the bare breasts of an underage trafficking victim.
The only way this story can get worse is if we find out Jeffrey Epstein was involved.
Danny Masterson Headed for Divorce
Although she stood by him through his trial, Masterson’s wife, Bijou Phillips has filed for Divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.
Oh no! What happened?
Mark Cuban and Kevin Hart Share One Big Huge Regret
“This makes me so mad,” Kevin Hart told Cuban about passing on the chance to invest in Uber because the idea of strangers picking up strangers and driving them places sounded “like Murderville” to him at the time.
its one thing for Mark Cuban to measure his life this way but pretty embarrassing that Kevin Hart does.
”Finally
Wheel of Fortune fans have been pretty let down by the show lately, from Sajak’s inappropriateness to shitty puzzles, but here’s a win for the elderly everywhere- Vanna White has signed a contract to return for 2 more years after Pat leaves, with a bump in pay.
Viewers are so excited that they had a vowel movement.
Nobody Noticed Prince William Jogging in Central Park
It’s New York. They wouldn’t notice even if he had his dick out.
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VIRAL & TRENDING
Is This TikTok Cat Trend Animal Cruelty?
Activists say the trend of filming your cat being annoyed if you pick him up by his ‘armpits’ and spin him around is actually animal abuse, and they want it stopped.
Isn’t it bad enough being a cat without going through this undignified shit?
@anastasiaramsey0 #sheltercat #adopt #fortworth #fwacc #catsoftiktok #siamese #augustcat
@mikamadii Spock already hates me so why not torture him more #august #taylorswift #cat #augustcat #taylor #folklore #spin #fyp #trend
Country's Finest Tailor Lives in the Middle of Rural Maine
Tony, a bespoke tailor has a reputation of being one of the best in the country. And he lives in the middle of nowhere in Maine, cause that’s where he wants to live.
This is the actual American Dream.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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