Chuck is two for two in getting pissed off after having to sign documents under less than ideal conditions.

It’s hard to be the king.

Another day, another argument between King Charles III and a fountain pen. pic.twitter.com/Fa7SyxKpTs

— Kara Calavera 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@KaraCalavera) September 13, 2022

Kenneth Starr, the independent counsel who was best known for heading up the investigation into Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky, has died.

Now we’ll never know the truth.

Read more at CNN.

A nursing facility for retired army personnel in Taiwan has to apologize after upsetting people when they hired strippers to give lap dances to wheelchair bound residents. A video clip of the show went viral, and generated a ton of backlash against the facility. “The intention of the event was to entertain residents and make them happy. We are very sorry for the offense that was caused.”

Have a feeling they’ve seen a few strippers in their day. It’s okay.

Read more at NY Post

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Robert Sarver has to take a year off of work as owner of the Phoenix Suns and pay a fine after an investigation determined he used the nword a bunch and made some sexist comments about employees appearances.

So he gets to keep making the cash, but he’s not allowed to do the work? Great punishment. I’m sure he’ll be a better person next year.

Read more at ESPN

Manning couldn’t handle it when Denver took too long to call the TO and the clip quickly went viral.

Who knew Eli was the steady one?

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The Doors are releasing the fabled studio outtake “Paris Blues” as the title track to a new blues-themed compilation coming out on vinyl for Record Store Day’s Black Friday event on November 25. The song – which is the last known unissued studio recording by The Doors – has been talked about by fans and band members for years. The long wait is finally over.

New song! We knew Jim wasn’t dead!

Read more at rhino

Numbers for this years Emmy broadcast hit a record low, with a 25% drop from last year’s ratings.

That’s perfect. Same as television.

Read more at variety.

The director said it took him ten years to find the right actor to play Charlie in the movie “The Whale” which just got a six minute standing ovation at the Venice Film Festival.

Who knew all he had to do was feed Brendan Fraser.

Read more at Deadline.

Leonardo DiCaprio is single again, and has been spotted frolicking around with Gigi Hadid. Although the 27 year old is way too old for DiCaprio, who usually Dicapps his dating age at 25, a source said they are getting to know each other.

Getting to know each other’s butts.

Read more at Fox News

The best season of the best tv series of all time got tons of nominations for Emmys over its six year run, and never won a single one. This year was the shows its best and final season and earned multiple nominations. Aaaand on this year’s Emmy Awards broadcast Monday night?…..still zero wins.

Luckily nobody watched.

Read more at Collider

Gentry, founding member of the band Alabama, was busted in the state of Alabama for unlawful possession of marijuana.

And that’s why nobody likes Alabama.

Read more at NBC News

Lea Michelle is a smash hit in the previously struggling Broadway Show Funny Girl. Overwhelmingly positive reviews of Lea’s performance generated $1.6 million in box office receipts.

Okay but where is she now? Covid Girl would be a better name.

Read more at Deadline

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