There has been no Powerball winner for the last 35 drawings and as the jackpot gets bigger, more people decide they need to be in it to win it. If someone wins the next drawing, they’ll win $1.7billion, give or take a billion in taxes.

It’s the biggest gofundme in history

Read more at Fortune.com

“Sam directed me to commit these crimes,” Ellison said in court Tuesday after she told prosecutors that she, Bankman-Fried and others had committed fraud.

Yeah so I guess if he told you to jump off the empire state bridge….or something…

Read more at NBC News

A public high school teacher said he’s sorry he punished a student after finding a video of the girl dancing at a social event that wasn’t even a school event. He threatened to remove her from her student government position and said he wouldn’t recommend her for scholarships based on the video.

At least you got an apology, footloose. Wren never even got that.

Read more at ABC News

Referencing the infamous novel, Nancy Mace wore a shirt with a bright red capital A on it. Mace said: “I’m wearing the scarlet letter after the week I just had being a woman up here, and being demonized for my vote and for my voice.”

Maybe this isn’t the time to try to go viral with all the shit going on. We could use an adult or two .

Read more at The Daily Beast

Florida will provide COVID-19 data to the public again after a former Democratic state representative settled a lawsuit with Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis’ administration over the decision two years ago to stop sharing information on the virus’ spread.

A little late Ron, but okay.

Read more at ABC

Using TikTok screenshots, Trump broke the big news that Ron DeSantis wears lifts to make himself appear taller.

Prince wore lifts…and he was cool.

Read more at mediaite.

Federal prosecutors indicted congressional rep George Santos on Wire Fraud, conspiracy aggravated identity theft and credit card fraud.

Starting to worry about this guy.

Read more at cbsnews.

Mary Lou Retton in ICU

Olympic Medalist Mary Lou Retton, who once captured Americas heart as a world champion gymnast, is in the ICU fighting for her life with a rare form of pneumonia.

if you’re the praying type…send one up for America’s sweetheart.

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2023/10/10/olympic-gold-medalist-mary-lou-retton-fighting-for-life-illness-fundraiser/

ESPN Vax Debate Idea Not Going Over Well

Aaron Rodgers aka AntiVax Aaron challenged Travis Kelce aka Mr. Pfizer to a vax debate on ESPN, on the Pat McAfee Show and a clip tweeted out blew up, badly. Seems that the genpub thought this was a shitty idea.

McAfee really brings out the dick in Rodgers.

Read more at mediaite.

ESPN Under Fire After Aaron Rodgers Challenge Travis Kelce to Vaccine Debate on Network

Raiders Owner Spotted Playing Airport Slots

Billionaire Mark Davis couldn’t get enough Vegas and was hitting those slot machines at the Vegas airport for one more shot.

Hope grandma wins a few quarters before she goes home.

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2023/10/10/raiders-owner-mark-davis-plays-airport-slots-in-las-vegas/?adid=social-tw

Did RG3 Say Fuck on TV?

Nope, he said fudge.

Oh come on, is there really a difference?

Read more at awful announcing

No, Robert Griffin III did not drop an f-bomb on ESPN’s airwaves

https://x.com/cjzero/status/1711585970426908828?s=20

Jim Irsay Reminds Us All About the Importance of Mental Health

Irsay tweeted”Today is #WorldMentalHealthDay. Mental health is a universal human right, and I strive everyday to do what I can with #KickingTheStigma. Let’s make mental health care a reality!”

I dunno, I remember when you got busted with a bag full of pills.

https://x.com/JimIrsay/status/1711815084673016202?s=20

Bill Cowher Doesn’t Like Deion’s HOF Idea

Deion Sanders wants levels in the Hall of Fame so he can sit higher than other inductees. Bill Cowher thinks that would be a disservice to the Hall.

You’re only saying that cause you know which level you’d be on Cowher of the County.

Read more at CBS Sports

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bill-cowher-disagrees-with-deion-sanders-hall-of-fame-take-says-it-would-be-disservice-to-the-honor/

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