Wednesday November 3: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 11.3
NEWS STORIES
QAnon in Dealy Plaza...Guess Why
In your wildest dreams could you guess that Q heads would gather in Dealy Plaza to welcome back John F. Kennedy Jr from the dead after 22 years? It seems they believed JFKJr. would speak today on the grassy knoll and they brought their Trump/Kennedy banners to welcome him.
It’s shocking that he’s alive and even more shocking that he switched parties.
There is currently a large crowd of what appears to be QAnon believers at the AT&T Discovery Plaza in downtown Dallas. A popular QAnon theory recently is that JFK Jr. of the Kennedy family will be making a big announcement at Dealey Plaza by the grassy knoll sometime tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/8L0Lw09wH7
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) November 2, 2021
It's now past 12:29. At 12:29, the crowd recited the Pledge if Allegiance. No JFK Jr. yet. pic.twitter.com/CskJ5oAxNE
— steven monacelli (@stevanzetti) November 2, 2021
Maine Votes Yes on Historic Right to Food Amendment
A right to grow, raise, harvest and produce food has been approved by voters in Maine, making the state the first to have a right to food amendment.
Does this include lobster and maple syrup?
Astronauts Eat Space Tacos
NASA astronauts ate tacos made with green chile peppers grown on the International Space Station.
Ok. Totally thought “space tacos” meant oral sex on mushrooms.
Elon Musk Says He Hasn't Made Tesla Deal with Hertz
Last week Hertz announced a deal to purchase 100,000 Teslas to rent. Musk says no deal has been made. And yet Hertz says they’ve already started receiving Teslas and putting them into their fleet.
Hey Elon? Are you on the sales floor?
You’re welcome!
If any of this is based on Hertz, I’d like to emphasize that no contract has been signed yet.
Tesla has far more demand than production, therefore we will only sell cars to Hertz for the same margin as to consumers.
Hertz deal has zero effect on our economics.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 2, 2021
Voting Officials Would Not Let Curtis Sliwa Bring His Cat In To Vote
Curtis Sliwa was highly disrespected at his polling station when voting officials would NOT let him come in with his cat and they wanted him to remove his campaign jacket as well.
Had NYC only let cats vote, Sliwa would won this thing.
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SPORTS
Get Ready to Start Paying for Brand Name Digital Clothes For Your Digital Self
Nike has filed for a trademark that indicates they’re planning to sell digital Nike sneakers and clothing for your avatars and video game selves as we move further into the digital world
Do you at least get a real pair of shoes for your actual self to go with it?
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Paul Newman Memoir To Be Released 14 Years After His Death
A memoir written by Paul Newman was found in his laundry room and now his family is planning on releasing it 14 years after his death. That must have been one messy laundry room.
A Takedown of Jim Halpert
Den of Geek is determined to prove to the world that Jim Halpert, from the American version of The Office, is a doucheboat.
Could have told you this in 2005.
Joe Rogan God Mad About a Parody Sketch
When Rogan saw this Australian video mocking anti-vaxxers (with a Joe Rogan joke at the video’s climax) he complained about the propaganda, calling Australia a “dystopian police state.” What he didn’t realize is, it was all just comedy- a parody– and not a government sponsored infomercial.
What’s that? It’s comedy? Oh! Never mind.
Own a Pulp Fiction Deleted Scene!
Quentin Tarantino is selling seven original scenes from Pulp Fiction that have never been publicly released. They will be auctioned as NFTs along with commentary from Tarantino that will reveal secrets about the film and its creator.
Thanks but already saw the movie, and there’s no such thing as a good deleted scene.
Alec Baldwin and His Wife Find Their Cat With a Broken Leg
Emilio Baldwin- the family cat- has been found. But the mystery of how its leg got broken remains.
Most crazy people go home and kick the dog, not the cat. Alec’s having a shit week.
Ireland Baldwin's Halloween Called Tone-Deaf
People feel like you shouldn’t dress up in blood soaked clothing if your dad accidentally shoots someone dead on a movie site.
Rough week, Alec. Really rough.
SNL Stars Adding Up Sponsorships
All those ad parodies are paying off. Saturday Night Live Cast Members are all over Madison Avenue these days. Kenan Thompson is shilling for Auto Trader, Aidy Bryant is in Old Navy ads. Kate McKinnon can be seen in Tostito and Verizon commercials. We see Pete Davidson selling smart water. Chloe Fineman is on Madewell’s roster. And Cecily Tyson is in ads for Triscuits and Mondelez.
It’s just a matter of time till we see James Austin Johnson for Space X.
Gaga for Gaga in Vogue
Fashion photog Steven Meisel captured images of Gaga- some nude others high couture for this month’s editions of British Vogue, and Italian Vogue.
Nice, but would prefer that last shot from behind.
lady gaga on british vogue and the way this woman will NEVER miss. let’s discuss pic.twitter.com/UXhDjFJ7ri
— ً (@kealey____) November 2, 2021
lady gaga makes history for being the face for both the covers of british vogue and vogue italia, photographed by the legendary steven meisel pic.twitter.com/585l7HKBpz
— ً (@muglerize) November 3, 2021
VIRAL & TRENDING
Dancing Dad Gives Internet All the Feels
His kid is cancer free, and he’s dancing for joy.
Are we still doing the onion chopping ninja stuff or is that over?
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Kids Getting 8 Hours of Screen Time Daily
A study shows that screen time rose significantly during the pandemic, and has stayed at about eight hours a day for the average american child.
This is terrible! Think of all the tv time they’re missing out on!
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