Biden’s really trying to wrap up things before you know who takes credit for shit, and he announced that he broked a permanent cease fire between Israel and Lebanon.

This should last hours.

Read more at CNBC

Jewish men named Josh won a number of Gubernatorial races across the US. If Josh Gottheimer wins his race for NJ governor next year, 8% of all governor’s mansions in the country would be occupied by Democratic Jewish Josh.

You gotta be joshing me.

Read more at times of israel.

He’s angry and says he has very little money and can’t pay his bills to the judge overseeing the payout of his defamation damages.

You never cared what happened to your RICO victims.

Read more at NBC

You mean half of their viewers are still watching?

Read more at mediaite.

Cops say he violently killed a man on the green first using clubs to beat him and then drowning him.

Can’t we give him a mulligan?

Read more at TMZ

Church will star in the show alongside Steven Gerben, Gillis, Chris O’Connor, Kilah Fox, and Stavros Halkias. The official logline for Season 2 states, “After the unexpected success of their big marketing idea, Will (Gerben) and Shane (Gillis) rush to grow personally and professionally without fully realizing the cost of doing business.”

Can you get Steven Weber too? Make this a wings and tires thing?

Read more at Variety

Theatergoers are flocking to see Wicked, and there’s a trend of ticketholders taking screen shots of the screen and posting them, or filming full scenes, and nobody w seems to mind.

Those clips are only way i’ll see any of this movie

Read more at THR

Dave Chappelle wants no reporters or reporting at his shows, and so now he’s not just locking up phones but taking away any means of making notes.

I’s great to see the free speech guys walking their talk.

Read more at sfgate.

The classic character isn’t just defending the helpless, he’s slaying the helpless now, in a new bloody horror movie.

Don’t worry your kids have no idea who Popeye is.

Read more at Daily Star

Drake has filed an action against Universal Music Group over allegations that the company conspired using Spotify to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us.”

Yeah everyone’s against you Drake.

Read more at variety.

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