Ted Cruz looked into his crystal ball and proclaimed “You won’t hear about corona virus after election day.”

“If it ends up that Biden wins in November — I hope he doesn’t, I don’t think he will — but if he does, I guarantee you the week after the election, suddenly all those Democratic governors, all those Democratic mayors, will say, ‘Everything’s magically better. Go back to work. Go back to school. Suddenly all the problems are solved.’ You won’t to have to wait for Biden to be sworn in. All they’ll need is Election Day and suddenly their willingness to just destroy people’s lives and livelihoods, they will have accomplished their task. That’s wrong. It’s cynical. And we shouldn’t be a part of it.”

Your dad killed Kennedy.

Read more at msnbc.com.

In Scotland, your period may ruin your week but it’ll never take your freedom!

Read more at nytimes.

Apparently the Wegman’s stores in Cayuga Country aren’t too strict on their mask policy and the internet is not happy with it. Everyone needs to just order in this year.

Since I've been asked about this numerous times, I'll address it here. More than two dozen Cayuga County restaurants and stores have been fined for violating COVID-19 rules. But there is one I get asked about more than any other: Wegmans.

— Robert Harding (@RobertHarding) November 25, 2020

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It’s being reported that Diego Maradona has passed away at the age of 60 due to a heart attack. The way Diego lived, we were lucky to have him this long.

Argentina legend Diego Maradona has died at age 60. pic.twitter.com/rhy8L5NiRa

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 25, 2020

https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/1331634621377896450

Nick Saban has tested positive for the Coronavius again and now he’s symptomatic. He should probably stop letting the players spit in his mouth.

NEWS: Nick Saban has tested positive – again. This time he is symptomatic. pic.twitter.com/8mrXm68UyB

— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) November 25, 2020

Nino Brown used to be the new jack king of The Bronx Thanksgiving turkey giveaways. Now its Tracy Morgan.

Take that turkey behind the school and get it pregnant.

Read more at tmz.

TV director Tristram Shapeero has said he is sorry tp Lucas Gage for shit talking his apartment. Whew. OK. Great

Now can we go back to hating Harvey Weinstein?

Read more at deadline.com.

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You may have heard that the suits at Comedy Central have their heads up their own asses. Not true.

They have their heads up each others asses.

Read more at yahoo.com.

Guess which superstars didn’t get any Grammy love at the nominations this year.

The Weeknd? …Nope.

Fiona Apple’s Fetch the Bolt Cutter??… you’re kidding me?

Harry Styles, heartthrob turned real artist before our eyes?!…. okay were you guys even around for 2020?!

Read more at latimescom.

Chris Evans made his case for being the coolest Chris again by playing a piano piece by Italian composer Fabrizio Paterlini. He could’ve got bonus points if he played it while taking a crotch shot.

Read more at tmz.

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Okay not the actual Killers but more like a Killers New Jersey Tribute band covering WAP.

Via digg.

@maxfrostmusicIf the people ask, I deliver🤝 @iamcardib @theestallion #thekillers #wap

♬ original sound – Max Frost

Aerial footage caught this croc and shark getting face to face in Australia. Sure, they don’t have Covid but everything else there can kill you.

Like for example, remember after Jurassic Park came out how every one kept cloning dinosaurs from blood extracted fossilized mosquito?? Oh, the 90’s!!

Read more at buzzfeed.com.