Wednesday November 2: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at November 2, 2022

WEDNESDAY 11.2

NEWS STORIES

Astronomers Say Three Planet Killers Are Out There, and We Missed Spotting Them

Apparently there are massive asteroids out there that could potentially wipe out Earth, and we’re supposedly monitoring space for these things. But we missed these three because of sun glare.

Haven’t these guys heard of Sunglass Hut? They’re cheap.

Will This Year Be a Pizza Thanksgiving For Americans?

Thanksgiving is going to be expensive as fuck this year and younger Americans are looking for cheaper options. One of those options- lets just order pizza- say millennials.

Obbvy, Pizza is always better than Turkey.

Woman Kills and Skins Puppy But Has a Good Reason

A Montana woman got a ton of outrage thrown her way for killing and skinning a six month old siberian husky puppy and putting the photos on the internet. But wait, she’s got a defense. She says that she didn’t know it was a dog. She was trying to kill and skin a wolf.

Ooooh that’s so much better. Killing the puppy belonging to an endangered species.

Tennis Fans Outraged Over Player Assaulted by Coach/Dad

A video has gone viral of a teenage tennis player being kicked and slapped by their Serbian coach/father and everyone’s outraged.

Jeeze. The NFL doesn’t even have this much contact.

SPORTS

NBA Rumor Mill: Who's Going to Be Nets New HC?

Ime Udoka is a strong front runner and “likely” to be hired for the job imminently now that Steve Nash has been fired. But the problem is, Udoka comes with baggage. He’s under contract with the Celtics but was given a one year suspension for violating multiple team rules, including inappropriate behavior with a female subordinate staffer.

That tracks perfectly for the Nets

Tom Brady Trick or Treat

Brady dressed up for Halloween with his kids and took them trick or treating although mom was nowhere to be found.

For once this wasn’t during the game.

Womens Soccer Brawl

During and LSU/Ole Miss soccer match, a big badass brawl broke out during overtime.

Cat fight!

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Stephen King Takes on Elon Musk Over Blue Check

King has a massive twitter following but he is thinking about ditching now that Elon Musk is toying with charging users $20 a month to maintain their verified status. “$20 a month to keep my blue check? Fuck that, they should pay me. If that gets instituted, I’m gone like Enron.” he wrote. Musk replied, saying “We need to pay the bills somehow! Twitter cannot rely entirely on advertisers. How about $8?”

Hang Tough Steve. Anyone willing to go from 20 to 8 is willing to go to 4.

Would Kanye Be in a Conservatorship if Ye Was a She?

D.L Hughley talked to TMZ and shared his feelings about Kanye West’s behavior. He says if Ye was a woman, he’d be in a conservatorship like Britney Spears.

Hopefully without all the nude instagram posts.

Matthew Perry Begged Friends Producers to Lose His Catch Phrase

Perry really hated his infamous odd cadance. He explained in his new book, “That particular cadence — could it be more annoying? — had been so played out that if I had to put the emphasis in the wrong place one more time, I thought I’d explode, so I just went back to saying lines normally, for the most part in Season 6 and then beyond,

Could you HAVE any less gratitude for the way you made your money?

Real Elvira Reacts to Kylie Jenner's Halloween Elivran

Cassandra Peterson, who is the real life person behind the character Elvira, said she thought Kylie Jenner looked great dressed for Halloween as her alter ego. But, she says, couldn’t she have tagged her on Instagram?

You’re the mistress of the dark, and you need a tag?

Ricky Gervais Feels Sorry For James Corden, Deletes Snarky Tweet

Cordon made a monologue joke that was almost identical to a joke Gervais made in a recent special. Gervais had the perfect reaction, tweeting “The bit about the town square advert for guitar lessons is brilliant.” But Gervais deleted his tweet, reasoning that he felt bad for Corden

Here are the jokes: Corden Monologue: “When you see Elon Musk talk about Twitter, he does this thing where he goes, ‘It’s the town square, But it isn’t, because if someone puts up a poster in a town square that says ‘guitar lessons available,’ you don’t get people in the town going: ‘I don’t wanna play the guitar!’ But that sign wasn’t for you, it was for somebody else — you don’t have to get mad about all of it.”

Gervais’s Joke: “… [It’s] like going into a town square, and seeing a big notice board that says, ‘Notice: Guitar lessons,’ and going: ‘I don’t fucking want guitar lessons!’ … Fine! It’s not for you, then. Just walk away, don’t worry about it.”

Right now, Corden is screaming at his writing staff like they work at Balthazar.

Laura Dern Bitched Out Michael Imperioli in White Lotus S2 Premiere

This could be the cameo of the year, with Dern tossing out a string of more fucks than Chris Stanley’s locktown.

Weirdly, she had no idea they were filming.

TRENDING & VIRAL

Reddit Lists Things We Are No Longer in The Golden Age Of

According to reddit, the golden age of streaming is over. So is the golden age of journalism, marvel movies, air travel and tv. And probably reddit.

How come Reddit doesn’t call their threads threddits?

Via Digg.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Red State Americans Die Younger?

A new study on US Mortality rates concluded that people who live in red states have higher mortality rates.

Shhhhhh