Wednesday May 5: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 5.5
NEWS STORIES
What the Hell is Going on in the Biden Carter Picture?
Is this the greatest photo of a President ever taken? Pop Sci tries to explain the illusion.
You can say it’s an optional illusion from a wide angle lens but we all know but we’re going with the Carter’s are just little people living in big Biden world.
We’re pleased to share this wonderful photo from the @POTUS and @FLOTUS visit to see the Carters in Plains, Ga.!
Thank you President and Mrs. Biden! pic.twitter.com/QcA33iUev4
— The Carter Center (@CarterCenter) May 4, 2021
Derek Chauvin Wants a New Trial
Derek Chauvin wants a new trial in the George Floyd murder case. The lawyers are claiming various errors at trial.
It’s 2021 the year of the reboot.
Caitlin Jenner's First Political Ad
Jenner is being called a modern Reagan by some after her first Political Ad was released this week.
She’s the next Ronald and Nancy Reagan.
Trump is Very Proud of His New Blog
Donald Trump calls his new internet page a beacon of freedom and a place to speak freely and safely, but he’s the only one who can speak there. So his new ‘creation’ is really just a blog.
He didn’t make America great again but he brought social media back to the 90s.
Fauci Says We’re in the Bottom of the Sixth
Dr. Fauci said if the Pandemic were a baseball game, we’re in the bottom of the sixth in a nine inning game.
Fauci the last thing you should bring up is baseball you rag arm.
Kevin McCarthy Shit Talked Liz Cheney on a Hot Mic
He’s had it with her. He’s lost confidence in her and he’s waiting for someone to bring a motion.
Finally an honest politician.
LISTEN: Mediaite obtained audio of Kevin McCarthy trashing Liz Cheney on a Fox News hot mic pic.twitter.com/y08wuv4JDj
— Aidan McLaughlin (@aidnmclaughlin) May 4, 2021
The New York Times Says It Has Found the Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie
The NYT claims Rayneet Gill has created the perfect cookie- one that’s not too flat, and has a nice bump in the middle.
Um no. This is 2021. The perfect chocolate chip cookie has weed in it.
This Guy Uses Penis to Get Potholes Fixed
Potholes are everywhere, even in New Zealand and this guy had a unique idea on how to get them filled. He paints pictures of penises on the potholes.
He’s kind of a genius and kind of a dick.
For legal purposes I must state that I am not threatening to add tiny peens to rest of the graffiti – just making people aware of it. https://t.co/3YiRFZ5PoS
— K4ryn (@Shaw_K) April 28, 2021
Pepsi Opened a Virtual Restaurant With Food Pairings
Soda comes first at Pep’s Place, where you order your beverage first, and they recommend the food you should have with it, and then deliver it to your doorstep.
It’s the latest in fake restaurants- you’re actually just ordering from some participating restaurant near you that serves Pepsi drinks.
Order from PepsPlaceRestaurant.com and food delivery partners UberEats, DoorDash, and GrubHub, will deliver throughout the month of May.
Sounds great, can I get a coke?
NYC Schools are Getting Rid of Snow Days and Replacing with Remote Learning Days
Great way to punish the kids this winter after they already lived through an innocence stealing global pandemic.
SPORTS
Chicago Bears Leaving Soldier Field?
Rumors are swirling that the Bears may be looking to get out of Soldier Field, and they’re looking at Arlington Park- former home of the Arlington International Racecourse.
But soldier field has such a rich history of losing!
Kentucky Derby Ratings Beat the Oscars
Hm, wonder why a thrilling two minute horse race did better than a three hour love letter to Hollywood itself…
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
People Are Calling Justin Bieber's New Hair-Do a Hair-Don't
Ignore them Justin. It looks great, what kind of conditioner do you use?
Carole Baskin is Launching her own Crypto Coin
Well, Here’s something no one needed ever. Good to know celebrity cryptocurrency will be the new “I got my own weed brand”.
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TRENDING
Possible Predictions on the Chinese Space Trash
May Land Over New Zealand
If anyone can handle this nightmare it’s Jacinda Ardern.
VIRAL VIRAL
Tampa Bay Woman Interrupts School Board Meeting
In Tampa Bay a school board meeting was interrupted by a woman ranting about how putting masks on kids is tantamount to child abuse.
Okay BL. You’ve had a big day. Time to go back home.
A woman interrupted a School Board meeting today by yelling that masks are “child abuse.” I think we are at the point where I don’t even need to tell you the state anymore. pic.twitter.com/YzQLY7Esrn
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 4, 2021
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