Wednesday May 31 Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 5.31
NEWS STORIES
Twitter Worth a Mere Third of What Musk Paid For It
Fidelity has marked down the value of Twitter yet again, arriving at a value of about 33% of what Elon Musk paid for it.
The company is worth shit and the number of fake accounts that have blue checks has tripled. Good job musky.
Rosalynn Carter Has Dementia
With Jimmy Carter in hospice care at age 98, its now been revealed that his first lady Rosalyn has dementia. She’s 95.
Hopefully she’ll forget her husband’s presidency
More Epstein Files, More Names
A huge bundle of files and calendars have been released showing Jeffrey Epsteins massive network of powerful and famous friends and associates. Chris Rock, Peter Thiel, Richard Branson and Irina Shayk were some of the new names now associated with Epstein.
Being at his house doesn’t make you guilty, but you sure look like shit
Paramore Singer Hates DeSantis
Hayley Williams who is the singer of the band Paramore tells her fans, “You’re fucking dead to me if you vote for DeSantis in 2024.”
You just made the Disney list .
Bad news, Ron DeSantis fans.
You're dead to Hayley Williams of Paramore. D-E-A-D! pic.twitter.com/lESJ62mvP5
— Louder with Crowder Dot Com (@LWCnewswire) May 30, 2023
Conservatives Pissed at Chick Fil A For Hiring Diversity Expert
The anti-woke consumers who shut down Bud Light and have made Target change some policies are now buzzing around Chik Fil A, mostly because the chicken chain has hired a head of diversity and inclusion.
Don’t worry, that Chik Fil A sauce is good for people to stay away from. No ones going to boycott the only decent fast food chain out there.
Leslie Van Houten to Get Parole Despite Governor Blocking Her
Manson family member Leslie Van Houten was up for parole, and going to get it until Governor Newsome stepped in to block it. But Tuesday a state appeals court reinstated her parole, allowing her to be released after spending most of her life in prison.
Everything’s Helter Skelter.
Matt Gaetz on Newsmax Beats CNN in Ratings
Gaetz guest hosted the 10 p.m. hour on Newsmax as a fill in for Greg Kelly and beat CNN in the ratings.
Sounds like CNN is ripe for a Waystar buyout.
SPORTS
Troy Aikman Says Tom Brady Could Play For the Raiders
“Maybe (he’d be) involved (with the Raiders) to the point where he’s actually suiting up,” Aikman said. “I don’t wanna speak for Tom. (But) I wouldn’t rule anything out. He obviously has a relationship with the head coach, he knows the offense, he’ll keep himself in great shape… I would bet that nothing’s off the table, as far as what may occur during the season, or what Tom’s role may be. I think he’s done playing, but you just never know.”
Troy can we save your stupid talk for football season.
Bills QB and Hailee Steinfeld Dating
It’s confirmed. Josh Allen is dating actor Hailee Steinfeld. The pair were seen smooching in a sushi restaurant on a dinner date.
Wait, isn’t Hailee 12?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Everyone Ran Out and Bought Roman Roy Walmart Shirt
The $13 Walmart boys shirt that Roman Roy wore in the Succession series finale sold out in one day after the episode aired. The shirt was chosen to show how coddled and emotionally stunted Roman was emotionally, but that didn’t stop everyone from wanting one.
America, home of the coddled and emotionally stunted.
Tom Sandovals Pittsburgh Diss Upset Politicians
Someone overheard Tom on a plane making a phone call to his girlfriend and reported that he said he was on his way to “fucking Pittsburgh” with a derogatory tone in his voice. Several councilmen took offense and made comments about Sandoal’s remarks including one who said, “He clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” adding, “Has he ever set foot in Pittsburgh?” Another remarked, “It’s unfortunate somebody who is having relationship problems is trying to take a swing at Pittsburgh,” adding, “Why bring us down. Work on yourself.”
Sheesh sorry guys. Guess Tom didn’t know Pittsburgh is the Paris of the Midwest.
Kanyes Wife Wrapped Like a Mummy
How does Ye keep getting women to hide their faces when they’re out with him? With Kim it was black lycra, now his new wife is wrapped in white bandages like King Tut.
Is that his Wife? Or is that Chevy Chase?
Sherri Shepherd Pulls Wig Off
While talking about someone else’s wig coming off, Sherri jumped off knocking her own wig off so she threw it into the crowd on live tv.
That’s not a wig that’s a hat.
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