Wednesday May 28, 2025 Daily Links
WEDNESDAY MAY 28 NEWS STORIES
Trump Warns Putin He’s ‘Playing With Fire’
“What Vladimir Putin doesn’t realize is that if it weren’t for me, lots of really bad things would have already happened to Russia, and I mean REALLY BAD,” Trump wrote. “He’s playing with fire!
Thought you had this guy? No?
Lindsey Graham Is Gonna Stop Russia’s War Machine
“The bill would put Russia on a trade island, slapping 500% tariffs on any country that buys Moscow’s energy products. The consequences of its barbaric invasion must be made real to those that prop it up. If China or India stopped buying cheap oil, Mr. Putin’s war machine would grind to a halt.”
It’s a little late for the theatrics Lindsey.
Trump Jr.’s $500K Club Opening Soon
Executive Branch, a private club with a $500,000 entry tag, is not for your fathers GOP, its for the “newer hipper” maga republicans.
I’ll have a scotch on the rocks and a defense contract and a pardon.
Paraglider Sucked 5 MILES Into Sky
A video shows the terrifying moment a paraglider was sucked five miles into the sky and endured bone-chilling conditions among the clouds.
Wasn’t this the ending of The Curse Season 1?
Gator Bites Man, Man Attacks Cops
A 42 year old man survived an alligator attack while swimming across a lake, but later charged deputies with a pair of shears and was shot dead, a Florida sheriff said.
This can’t be a florida movie it has to be a miniseries
WEDNESDAY MAY 28 SPORTS STORIES
Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving Al-Nassr
Whats next for the Soccer Star? Well he isn’t saying but MLS is on the table.
Come to the US and it will be the only crowd smaller than the saudis
Joey Chestnut vs Popcorn
Competitive eater Joey Chestnut just beat his own popcorn eating record on Memorial Day, snarfing 42 servings of popcorn in 8 minutes.
He looks like a little rat.
Mary Lou Retton DUI
The iconic gymnast allegedly drove her Porsche “all over the roadway” with a container of wine on her passenger seat and refused a sobriety test.
Guess she knew she was gonna fail the balance beam test.
WEDNESDAY MAY 28 CELEB STORIES
Hoda Kotb on Kelly Clarkson Show
Rumors are bubbling that Hoda could be next in line to host the daytime talk show after her appearance as a guest.
This seems like a slap in the face to the today show
Netflix Buys Linklater’s Latest
Richard Linklater’s Cannes Movie ‘Nouvelle Vague’ has been bought by Netflix.
A movie that needs to be seen on the big screen is going to the small screener.
RIP Rick Derringer
He was a Real American.
Garth Brooks Gets Shit For Saying Happy Memorial Day
Country music fans are pissed that Brooks used the word Happy as part of his Memorial day remembrance.
But Trump can get away with posting shi….never mind. Its not worth it.
Shane Gillis Blames Tate McRae Fans for His ‘SNL’ Monologue Fail
According to Gillis, the monologue fell flat purely because of the young crowd. “Tate McRae was the musical guest, so the audience was like 20-year-old chicks just in the front,” Gillis claimed, “and I’m up there talking about Shelby Foote and Ken Burns and the Civil War. They had no idea — just some ogre walked out on the stage and started talking about Shelby Foote.”
Yeah that’s the reason the jokes didn’t land.
Alan Alda Talks His Childhood, Marriage and Career
‘My mother didn’t try to stab my father until I was six’ he said.
Sounds like a real M*A*S*H*U*P*
Top Gun Writer Has the Story for 3
Christopher McQuarrie says he’s cracked it and hopes to be putting together Top Gun 3.
Why dont you crack a story for Tom Cruise doing an original film?
Byron Allens Comics Unleashed to Return
Now that After Midnight is canceled, Byron’s chat show with stand up comedians doing their act in the guise of conversation is back to fill in the empty space once again.
If you see comics unleashed you’re up too late.
Sherri Papini Says She Didn’t Fake Gone Girl Kidnapping
The real life Gone Girl was accused of faking her kidnapping but in a a new HBO Max docuseries she says it was all real.
Alright time for a Gone Girl 2
Tom Morrello Defends the Boss Against the POTUS
“Fuck that guy!” he said about Trump.
Sorry Tom he has no idea who you are.
