A fifteen year old girl is traumatized after being dragged underwater by a shark off the NJ coast. She says she didn’t even know it was a shark, when something clamped onto her foot and dragged her under, she just did everything she could to shake it off

Can we end the writers strike? We really need a Jaws reboot.

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The new drug is an oral, so you don’t have to inject yourself- you just take a pill and lose weight.

Bobby Kelly, you hit the knife too soon.

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Shellyne Rodriguez flipped out on an anti abortion student at school, and it made headlines, so naturally reporters came around to interview her. When the Post reporter showed up, “Get the fuck away from my door, or I’m gonna chop you up with this machete!” the professor shouted before actually holding it up to the reporters neck and screaming.

Who brings a machete to work?

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Two podcasters shared the footage this week of what they say is a mass UFO sighting over a California military base taken in 2021.

Damn. Photoshop is really getting good.

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I love a walk in kitten heels, don’t you?

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America is worth the fight… Every. Single. Time. pic.twitter.com/lWNQ3DIXgp

— Casey DeSantis (@CaseyDeSantis) May 23, 2023

Hal Lambert donated a lot of money to the Trump campaign but now he’s backing Ronnie D. “Number one, Donald Trump can only serve one term,” Lambert said. “He’ll effectively be a lame duck almost on day one if he were to win. But I don’t think he can win the general. That’s the number two reason. I don’t think he can win the general. There’s states that matter and we all know what those are. It’s gonna be things like Nevada and Arizona and Virginia, Wisconsin. I don’t see Trump winning any of those states. And we can’t win if we don’t win those states.”

Okay.

Read more at mediaite.

You can follow along on a Twitter account he named @DesantisJet.

So far he’s just been flying banners down Daytona beach.

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The Jets new star QB is limping after a calf injury during practice making excited Jets fans now more nervous than excited.

Is anybody selling a hundred million dollar knee brace?

Read more at Yahoo

https://sports.yahoo.com/aaron-rodgers-minor-injury-provides-a-hint-of-the-anxiety-ahead-for-new-york-jets-fans-031433857.html

The rare Hennessey Venom F5 Roadster is allegedly the world’s fastest car and can go over 300mph.

Woah he’s gonna have to sell almost 200 shoes to pay for that.

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She says she’s been misrepresented on the show, thrown under the bus by producers and is edited to look like she’s the nasty judge on American Idol.

So lets get janet jackson if you’re nasty.

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She’s 18 and celebrated her birthday becoming a Playboy centerfold.

Is this mommy issues or daddy issues?

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The retailer is claiming that Yeezy owes them 2 million dollars for basically crashing and burning his career right after they signed a deal to sell a lot of his shit in their stores.

Can you get an insanity plea in a civil case?

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The country act was so excited to meet his hero that he bear hugged him and picked him up clean off the ground.

And he’s got the best name in music since Meatloaf.

Read more at LA Times

No one seems to know exactly why Tom was scolding a Cannes red carpet staffer but the photos are pretty clear, this guy is getting a tongue lashing.

Tom. We know you’re protecting your wife, but have you learned nothing from will smith?

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Irina Shayk attended a party at the Cannes Film Festival wearing stunning see-through lingerie and plenty of diamonds.

She got an 11 minute standing ovation.

Read more at Insider.

https://www.insider.com/irina-shayk-wears-lingerie-to-cannes-film-festival-2023-5

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