Wednesday March 3: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 3.3


NEWS STORIES

 



Alex Jones Sick of Fucking Donald Trump

A leaked video made for a documentary showed long time Trump supporter, conspiracy theorist and bullshit artist Alex Jones saying he hates fucking Donald Trump and wished he never met him. The video was taken early in 2019 and was shot for a documentary.

Gee if we can’t trust Alex Jones…

Read more at mediaite.


Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Gets Naked

Reese’s, the brand known for two great tastes in one candy bar has decided to see if one taste is better than two.

You got peanut butter in my peanut butter!


Texas and Mississippi Declare Victory and Open 100%

No more masks and 100% capacity in Texas and Mississippi going forward.

Sure we’ve sacrificed so much for a year and close to having the vaccine in all of our reach soon but yeah let’s go wild and have another spike. 2020 style baby!

Read more at politico.


Space Hotel Coming in 2027

A 400 room hotel on a space station is planning to open in 2027 with construction beginning in 2025.

Yeah but is there a pool? What’s the point if there’s no space pool??

Read more at independent.co.uk.


Instagram Took Away Being Able To See Likes?!?

Instagram, you created these social media influencers and now your going to do them dirty like that!

Read more at hitc.


Capitol Security Getting Ready for March 4 Trouble

Capitol forces are taking the threat of March 4th seriously, and planning to be ready for trouble.

Conspiracy theorists believe that on March 4th, it will be revealed that Biden is not the president, that the country is being run by a corporation, and that a revolution will take place installing Donald Trump as the first rightful president since Ulysses S. Grant.

Congratulations to our new 19th president.

Read more at CNN


Kamala Harris Sent a Positive Tweet About Dr. Seuss (GASP)

In 2017!!!

Cancel her. Cancel her right now.

Read more at NY Post


Keith Olbermann: We're Wasting Vaccines on Texas

Now that Texas has decided the Covid Threat is over and nobody needs masks, Keith Olbermann thinks they shouldn’t get any vaccines.

Keith, you do realize there are actual real people in Texas, not just a dickhead governor, right?

Read more at newsweek.


Rich Guy Paying for 8 Strangers to Go to the Moon with Him in 2023.

A Japanese Billionaire is seeking applicants from all over the world who will join him on a paid trip to the moon. He’s footing the bill himself. Initially he was looking for a girlfriend to join him, but now is just looking to help humanity.

Why does this feel like the opening for Gilligan’s Island in Space?

Read more at BBC



SPORTS



Shaquille Calls NBA Players Pudding Pops

In an appearance on the “Dan Patrick Show” Monday, he argued that he managed to internalize criticism from older players during his career, and that the current generation should do the same.

“I’m just doing what was done to me,” O’Neal said. Remembered Kareem Abdul Jabbar mocking him.

What a shock. An older athlete thinks younger athletes are soft. This is a first.

Read more at CBS Sports


Steelers Tried To Become a Band of Brothers

According to ESPN, the Steelers tried to lure JJ Watt to Pittsburgh, a move which would have reunited JJ with his brothers T.J. and Derek who play for the team.

I guess we found out what’s thicker than blood– money.

Read more at CBS Sports.


Candace Parker: Shaq Don't Know Basketball.

Oh SNAP, Candace Parker exposed Shaq’s analysis on Inside the NBA on Tuesday night.

The only thing Shaq knows about basketball is that he’s over seven feet tall.

Read more at SB Nation



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Sounds Like Will Smith Wants to Run For Political Office

In an appearance on Pod Save America, Will Smith was asked whether he might ever run for office, and he said “I will certainly do my part, whether it remain artistic or at some point venture into the political arena.”

That is, if his wife lets him.

Read more at CNN.


Louie Anderson Cast as Mandatory White Guy in Coming to America

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall said Louie Anderson was cast in Coming To America because the studio made them cast a white guy. They asked themselves, whose the funniest white guy we know? And came up with Louie Anderson.

We love Louie, but you do realize George Carlin was alive at the time…

Read more at LA Times.


Hilaria and Alec Baldwin Used a Surrogate

After Hilaria and Alec Baldwin announced the birth of a child only six months after the birth of #5, people were confused. Alec told people to shut the fuck up and mind their business. Today a source tells E! news that the new member of their family arrived via a surrogate.

Okay, there was that so hard? We were just curious. No ones mad at you. Oh, and congratulations.

Read more at E


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TRENDING



Twitter Debates: Add 3 Toppings to a Hot Dog

Most of you may ask “do have to use all three?” Unless you’re from Chicago and then you’ll scream “how do I only pick 3?!?”



VIRAL VIRAL



WTF You All Laughing At

Is this the internets best prank?

If you can’t figure out what they’re laughing at, they’re laughing at you.


Harriet Tubman and Frederick Douglass Photos Animatedn

Now see if you can make it look like they’re hanging out Chris Stanley’s dad.

Read more at upworthy.



STUDIES, LISTS & ESSAYS



Can We Use Physics To Prove God?

A professor of planetary and space science asks the question, can physics prove (or disprove) the existence of God?

If we can figure out this math equation, we finally win.

Read more at BBC


What Do You Do With Your Q Tattoo?

What happens if you got a tattoo that was innocent at the time you got it, and then it becomes a symbol for something grotesque? You know like people who just liked the way two S’s twisted up looked in the 1900s? Or maybe a woman who got a giant Q on her back that symbolized and old long distance friendship?

No matter what reason you got your Q tattoo, it’s still embarrassing.

Read more at buzzfeed.


3 Dads Equal One Happy Family

The New York Post caught up with the world’s first legal 3 dad relationship to see how things are going.

So which one is Steve Guttenberg?

Read more at nypost.



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