Wednesday March 3: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 3.3
NEWS STORIES
Alex Jones Sick of Fucking Donald Trump
A leaked video made for a documentary showed long time Trump supporter, conspiracy theorist and bullshit artist Alex Jones saying he hates fucking Donald Trump and wished he never met him. The video was taken early in 2019 and was shot for a documentary.
Gee if we can’t trust Alex Jones…
Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Gets Naked
Reese’s, the brand known for two great tastes in one candy bar has decided to see if one taste is better than two.
You got peanut butter in my peanut butter!
Secret’s out… Reese’s Peanut Butter Lovers has gone ULTIMATE. pic.twitter.com/pmUqNRYFIq
— REESE'S (@reeses) March 1, 2021
Texas and Mississippi Declare Victory and Open 100%
No more masks and 100% capacity in Texas and Mississippi going forward.
Sure we’ve sacrificed so much for a year and close to having the vaccine in all of our reach soon but yeah let’s go wild and have another spike. 2020 style baby!
Space Hotel Coming in 2027
A 400 room hotel on a space station is planning to open in 2027 with construction beginning in 2025.
Yeah but is there a pool? What’s the point if there’s no space pool??
Read more at independent.co.uk.
Instagram Took Away Being Able To See Likes?!?
Instagram, you created these social media influencers and now your going to do them dirty like that!
Capitol Security Getting Ready for March 4 Trouble
Capitol forces are taking the threat of March 4th seriously, and planning to be ready for trouble.
Conspiracy theorists believe that on March 4th, it will be revealed that Biden is not the president, that the country is being run by a corporation, and that a revolution will take place installing Donald Trump as the first rightful president since Ulysses S. Grant.
Congratulations to our new 19th president.
Kamala Harris Sent a Positive Tweet About Dr. Seuss (GASP)
In 2017!!!
Cancel her. Cancel her right now.
Happy birthday, #DrSeuss! “The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) March 2, 2017
Keith Olbermann: We're Wasting Vaccines on Texas
Now that Texas has decided the Covid Threat is over and nobody needs masks, Keith Olbermann thinks they shouldn’t get any vaccines.
Keith, you do realize there are actual real people in Texas, not just a dickhead governor, right?
Why are we wasting vaccinations on Texas if Texas has decided to join the side of the virus? https://t.co/Yn2i7zT8KL
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) March 3, 2021
Rich Guy Paying for 8 Strangers to Go to the Moon with Him in 2023.
A Japanese Billionaire is seeking applicants from all over the world who will join him on a paid trip to the moon. He’s footing the bill himself. Initially he was looking for a girlfriend to join him, but now is just looking to help humanity.
Why does this feel like the opening for Gilligan’s Island in Space?
SPORTS
Shaquille Calls NBA Players Pudding Pops
In an appearance on the “Dan Patrick Show” Monday, he argued that he managed to internalize criticism from older players during his career, and that the current generation should do the same.
“I’m just doing what was done to me,” O’Neal said. Remembered Kareem Abdul Jabbar mocking him.
What a shock. An older athlete thinks younger athletes are soft. This is a first.
Steelers Tried To Become a Band of Brothers
According to ESPN, the Steelers tried to lure JJ Watt to Pittsburgh, a move which would have reunited JJ with his brothers T.J. and Derek who play for the team.
I guess we found out what’s thicker than blood– money.
Candace Parker: Shaq Don't Know Basketball.
Oh SNAP, Candace Parker exposed Shaq’s analysis on Inside the NBA on Tuesday night.
The only thing Shaq knows about basketball is that he’s over seven feet tall.
Candace Parker making Shaq look real dumb while talking about modern pick-n-roll basketball pic.twitter.com/TQYwVVrVmx
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) March 3, 2021
Part 2 of Candace Parker putting Shaq in a bodybag. This time with math. https://t.co/2EZ3gvqjNg pic.twitter.com/emmI4GFP9I
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) March 3, 2021
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Sounds Like Will Smith Wants to Run For Political Office
In an appearance on Pod Save America, Will Smith was asked whether he might ever run for office, and he said “I will certainly do my part, whether it remain artistic or at some point venture into the political arena.”
That is, if his wife lets him.
Louie Anderson Cast as Mandatory White Guy in Coming to America
On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall said Louie Anderson was cast in Coming To America because the studio made them cast a white guy. They asked themselves, whose the funniest white guy we know? And came up with Louie Anderson.
We love Louie, but you do realize George Carlin was alive at the time…
Hilaria and Alec Baldwin Used a Surrogate
After Hilaria and Alec Baldwin announced the birth of a child only six months after the birth of #5, people were confused. Alec told people to shut the fuck up and mind their business. Today a source tells E! news that the new member of their family arrived via a surrogate.
Okay, there was that so hard? We were just curious. No ones mad at you. Oh, and congratulations.
more stories coming soon
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TRENDING
Twitter Debates: Add 3 Toppings to a Hot Dog
Most of you may ask “do have to use all three?” Unless you’re from Chicago and then you’ll scream “how do I only pick 3?!?”
You can add 3 toppings to this hotdog. What are you adding? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/9v8fRCau54
— Mikey Hutch ✨ (@HutchIyh) March 2, 2021
VIRAL VIRAL
WTF You All Laughing At
Is this the internets best prank?
If you can’t figure out what they’re laughing at, they’re laughing at you.
Lol these challenges gone get somebody hurt pic.twitter.com/VVYE6lGivI
— IG: Olesoul57.2 👣 (@olesoul57) March 1, 2021
Harriet Tubman and Frederick Douglass Photos Animatedn
Now see if you can make it look like they’re hanging out Chris Stanley’s dad.
Here's another animation of Frederick Douglass that @jcdmce generated earlier today (which got me hooked on these animations in the first place). That subtle smile at the end puts Mona Lisa to shame. pic.twitter.com/fzzIm7bL56
— La Marr Jurelle Bruce (@Afromanticist) February 28, 2021
And with Harriet Tubman (aka Araminta Ross) pic.twitter.com/FsBlV6xLRn
— Negro Montoya (@noblerzen) February 28, 2021
STUDIES, LISTS & ESSAYS
Can We Use Physics To Prove God?
A professor of planetary and space science asks the question, can physics prove (or disprove) the existence of God?
If we can figure out this math equation, we finally win.
What Do You Do With Your Q Tattoo?
What happens if you got a tattoo that was innocent at the time you got it, and then it becomes a symbol for something grotesque? You know like people who just liked the way two S’s twisted up looked in the 1900s? Or maybe a woman who got a giant Q on her back that symbolized and old long distance friendship?
No matter what reason you got your Q tattoo, it’s still embarrassing.
3 Dads Equal One Happy Family
The New York Post caught up with the world’s first legal 3 dad relationship to see how things are going.
So which one is Steve Guttenberg?
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