Wednesday March 29 Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 3.1
SPORTS
Robert Kraft Named Belichick's Likely Successor
Robert Kraft told NFL Network that Jerod Mayo is a “strong candidate” to be the team’s “heir apparent”.
Belichick answered, hey hold the mayo. I’m not going anywhere.
Magic Johnson Group Bids on Washington Commanders
Magic and billionaire Mitchell Rales submitted a bid to buy the Washington DC football team for $6 billion- which if accepted will be the most ever paid for a sports franchise.
It just seems wrong that Dan Snyder could be this bad and walk away with billions.
The Door May Be Open for Messi To Return to Barcelona
Messi cried the day he left his beloved Barca, but now word has it he’s considering a return with a substantial pay cut.
Good news for Spain, bad news for Miami.
NFL Head Coaches Gather For a Group Pic
It’s the annual coaches photo, and look how wonderfully diverse it is (not).
#coachessowhite
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
TV Viewer Solved Part of Gwyneth Paltrow Case
A dude following the Gwyneth Paltrow ski crash and run case on Court TV figured out something that none of her defense team could figure out- how to get a copy of a group chat on meetup among the plaintiff and his friends. The plaintiff says when he filed the suit he didn’t know who the woman that hit him was. The chat proves otherwise. He’s a hero.
When this is made into a movie Jack Black is going to play this guy.
How Much Would You Pay For Robert Downey Jr's Chewed Gum
Would you pay $100? How about $500? An ebay user is hoping you will pay more then $50k. He swiped the gum during a Walk of Fame ceremony for John Favreau. No one has bid yet, but the auction doesn’t end till Friday. Condition Used. Shipping will set you back an extra $20.
The good news is you can get unchewed gum way cheaper.
Suri Cruise Watches Dawsons Creek and Her Mom Thinks It's Weird
Katie Homes was about Suri’s age when she starred in Dawsons Creek and over the pandemic the two shared a laugh and checked it out. Holmes found it weird to see her daughter watching the show.
It’s also weird that her dad believes in Thetans.
Lionel Ritchie Says Sorry, He Can't Do It All Night Long
“Um, when I wrote ‘All Night Long’ it was truly all night long. Now my all night long is down to a fierce 15 minutes, but don’t worry we’ll talk about that later,” he said.
Everyone’s better off this way.
Is Curb Ending?
In a now deleted tweet, John Hayman posted on twitter a photo from the set of Curb Your Enthusiasm. He described it as the shooting the final scene from the final episode of the final season, prompting others to ask, ‘did we know this was the final season?’
Nah, every now and then Lah just likes to take a decade off.
BJ Novak Made Art Out of Fast Food
The pop up restaurant is an homage to and parody of all chain restaurants, offering up familiar fare from your favorite shitty restaurants.
If this is our history, we’re fucked.
VIRAL & TRENDING
When Tires Attack
Aren’t we tire-d of this kind of violence in our streets?
You're telling me this is just a thing that can happen to you on the road out of nowhere? 🫠 https://t.co/JA5PxZWzhf
— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) March 27, 2023
Worst Elevator Ride Ever
When you start a sing a long and nobody sings a long, you should stop.
This is an all new elevator ride to hell.
Nightmare scenario pic.twitter.com/wio5Tuyg7u
— cal? @ 0F (@cal_gif) March 26, 2023
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