Porn Star Cherie DeVille spoke out in a letter against a pending Utah bill that seeks to ban porn on mobile phones and tablets. She defended porn as an American right, and even essential right now.

“if you are stuck inside for a year through no fault of your own, just you and your parents or you and your girlfriend etc, you should not only have your phone NOT-blocked from porn, you should be PROVIDED with porn. You should have a choice of two (2) subscription sites, that the government pays for and sends you the confirmation codes and log-ins,” she wrote.

She’s got a point. Without porn, do we even need iPhones and iPads?

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The internet hasn’t had this much fun since Trump tried to bomb a hurricane. While visiting a cancer hospital, Biden told the press, Dogs may help cure cancer.

Yeahhh that’s right grandpa, dogs cure cancer. Now let’s get you in your pajamas.

Read more at TMZ

The former CEO of Parler who got fired after January 6 repercussions caused Parler to be banned from virtually every service provider is suing the company. He is calling his firing an orchestrated theft of his share of the company.

This guy understands being fired as well as Donald Trump does.

Read more at The Wrap.

Mike Lindell is complaining about Fox because they’re not giving him any air time to whine about imagined voting machine conspiracies. He suggested Fox is a part of an anti-mega conspiracy.

Weren’t you happier when you used to just focus on pillows?

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell goes all in on attacking Fox News. “What’s the matter with you…what, are you in on it” Lindell said. pic.twitter.com/pXjMrTFekR

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) March 23, 2021

Evanston Illinois has agreed to a plan to distribute over $10 million in the course of ten years toward reparations. 400,000 eligible families will receive $25,000 payments to use toward home purchase or home improvement and its all being funded through the miracle of legal weed.

To qualify, families must either have lived in or been a direct descendant of a Black person who lived in Evanston between 1919 to 1969 and who suffered discrimination in housing because of city ordinances, policies or practices.

So things got better in 1970?

Read more at usatoday.

A 66 year old man followed National Guard trucks transporting Covid 19 vaccines. He attempted to run the trucks off the road, then cut them off throwing his own car into on coming traffic before finally pointing a gun at the soldiers and demanding to search the vehicles.

He told police he thought the van was carrying a kidnapped woman and child.

They can’t figure out if he’s mental ill or just Texan.

Read more at nbcnews.

Citi Declares Company Wide “Zoom Free Fridays” to Help Restore “Work-Life Balance”

Yeah but did you have to do it Casual Fridays?! That’s when we have our No Pants Meetings!

Read more at yahoo.

Ever want to smell “MILF”, “Happy Ending”, “Teenage Dream”, and “Squirt Delight”

Some of their rejected scents include “gang bang” and “two girls 1 cup”

Read more at vice.

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Just one day after news spread that Tyson had declined to fight Holyfield in May, the news came in that the fight is happening. Mike Tyson vs Evander Holyfield will take place May 29th.

What’s the over under that he leaves with both ears?

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon had its first live audience since March 2020. For the last 12 months, the show has taken place without a studio audience.

It still got the same amount of laughs.

Read more at THR.

Chloe isn’t Chloe at all. It’s chlo-AYYYYYY.

And who gives a fuck? Sorry…fuck-AYYYYY.

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Bethany Frankel is engaged, and It looks like she raided a pretty princesses dress up trunk. But no, that’s a real diamond engagement ring she’s sporting.

Well this will stop people from hating the rich.

Read more at dailymail.

Bethenny Frankel spotted with massive ring months after Paul Bernon reunion https://t.co/OwB0UjTBJq pic.twitter.com/TgUYJ5P7L7

— Page Six (@PageSix) March 21, 2021

Moby said there would be no pandemics if we were all Vegan

Maybe that could be true, Moby, but we’d all hungry and moody and no amount of tofu can cure that.

A reminder: in a vegan world there would be no pandemics. 100% of pandemics are zoonotic in origin. #veganforlife pic.twitter.com/t9oEvtU1tS

— moby XⓋX (@thelittleidiot) March 23, 2021

This reality competition show titled “I’d Do Anything for Love” will have couples performing outrageous and even frightening physical stunts to test if they really would do anything for love.

What is the “but I won’t do that”? Probably, watch this show.

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Some answers include Aliens, Travel to other planets, Haleys Comet, Magnetic Pole flip, Animals entering Stone Age, Leaving solar system, End of the universe, My own funeral and the Cure for cancer

Some folks may say contact with aliens, or even seeing disco make a come back. But just the end of the pandemic would be nice.

Read more at digg.

Another New York bagel shop…another racist raging white person. This time it was a white woman who screamed at a bagel shop employee, The fight started over the shop refusing her service because she wasn’t wearing a mask. It progressed into a full on freak show with the woman calling an employee a bitch ass n—–

This is the perfect reason why we should keep curbside pickup around permanently. Take it outside.

Read more at nypost.

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