Wednesday June 21 Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 6.21
NEWS STORIES
Donald Trump Trial Gets Date and Place.
The date for the first hearing in the classified documents case has been set for one week before the first GOP dates.
Think we all know what the debates will be about.
Hunter Biden Pleads Guilty
The president’s son has agreed to plead guilty to two counts of misdemeanor tax crimes and one felony count related to the unlawful purchase of a gun.
And just being a general fuck up.
Rome Reopens Square Where Julius Caesar Was Assassinated
A new walkway in Rome enables history buffs to walk close to the spot where Julius Caesar was stabbed to death on March 15 in 44 BC.
You get to walk right up to the yellow tape cause it’s still a crime scene.
Trumps Team Smells a Rat
The former President wants to know who is dropping dimes on him and has his team scurrying to discover the leaks. No answers yet but a lot of signs point to his former chief of staff.
He even has a rat name. If Mark Meadows was in a mob movie, you know he’s going to turn on the Don.
Missing Billionaire's Stepson Taking Shit For Going to Concert
The young man who wrote about his step father Hamish Harding begin among the missing passengers on the submersible Titan is getting trashed for going to a Blink 182 concert shortly after posting about Harding and the Titan crew disappearing.
I guess he really takes to heart the idea that you shouldn’t sweat all the small things.
SPORTS
Tickets to See Messi Cost a Bundle
Tickets to see Messi’s first game playing in the US for Major League Soccer are starting at $1100 and go way up from there.
Who does he think he is? Taylor Hicks?
Zion Williamson Sex Tapes?
Former porn star Moriah Mills says she has sex tapes with the NBA star and is threatening to leak them publicly.
How much can we pay you to keep them to yourself?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Guy Who Hit Bebe Rexha With His Phone Blames TikTok
Nicolas Malvagna says he didn’t mean to hit the popstar with his phone, he was just overly influenced by a TikTok trend. Tokkers sometimes throw their phones on stage, where the performers will on occasion take a selfie before throwing the phone back.
This only makes you look stupider.
John Goodman Just Lost 200
The actor showed off he svelte new bod on the red carpet at the Monte Carlo TV Festival in Monaco Sunday.
That’s nothing. Just a few years ago he dropped 300 pounds when Roseanne got fired.
Andrew Tate Charged
Tate has been officially charged with Rape and Human trafficking.
It gets worse. He’s in Romania.
Jocelyn Chia Worried About Arrest Over Malaysian Joke
Malaysia is deadly serious about their response to comedian Jocelyn Chia’s jokes about Malaysia that made light of the Malaysian airlines flight that went missing. Officials are working to convince Interpol to track her down and arrest her, so they can bring criminal charges against her.
Hey two weeks ago you couldn’t even get arrested so things are looking up.
Mark Zuckerberg Going to War With Twitter
The Zuck is just a few weeks away from unveiling his new platform set to compete with Twitter. He’s hoping to put Musk’s new baby out of business.
What’s the name of this service? Pivot? And how long will it take Zuck to fuck it up.
Get Ready for Pegging And the City
The second season of “And Just Like That” which is a sequel series to “Sex and the City” is getting even dirtier. This season Miranda will be engaging in pegging, and Carrie and Charlotte will be talking about “jizz.”
Looks like someone’s feeling the heat from The Idol.
Simon Cowell Could Be Replaced. By a Robot
According to new research, artificial intelligence can identify hit pop songs with an astonishing 97 percent accuracy, making hit makers/talent judges like Simon Cowell, unnecessary.
So AI is writing the songs and picking the hits? Is there any place for us anymore?
Justin Roiland Replaced
No word yet on the future of Rick and Morty, but Roiland’s other series, ‘Solar Opposites’ has gone ahead and replaced him with a new voice actor who will not be doing an impression. They just changed what the character sounds like.
I’m sure all 5 viewers will be happy with this.
TRENDING & VIRAL
Comedian Says Front Row Dude Got a Hand Job During His Set
According to the comedian, the couple just met that night, and couldn’t keep their hands off each other. He took it out, and she worked it. The comics response, was to mention it on mic, tell them to stop, and get them ejected.
Big Jay would have turned this into a special.
This lady at the show started giving the guy a handjob in the front row during my set pic.twitter.com/cOo2gVY2tt
— Francis (@franciscellis) June 20, 2023
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Make America Busty Again
Sorry America, you’re not the leader in big tits. A new list of the 20 most buxom nations, lists Norway at the top, followed by Luxembourg and Iceland before you get to the US in fourth place.
Damn. We almost medaled.
Read more at NY Post.
https://nypost.com/2023/06/20/the-countries-with-the-largest-breast-sizes-in-the-world-revealed-find-out-where-yours-stacks-up/
No Shit Report: Fashion Models Face Sexual Abuse, and Exploitation
The sets are unsafe, they are exploited sexually and financially, and suffer extreme emotional abuse. Variety explores the dark underside of fashion modeling.
This has been the worst kept secret since it was never a secret.
So be happy your daughter is sticking to only fans.
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