A smart 17 year old has a 3 year ban on American Airlines after purchasing a ticket to NYC with a layover in North Carolina, because it was cheaper than the ticket to North Carolina. He never intended to get back on the connecting flight.

If he’s so smart….Why didn’t he just say he has irritable bowel syndrome?

Read more at barstool

Sixteen fake electors have been charged in Michigan for their role in trying to overturn the 2020 election. They could face jail time.

Maybe they’ll get a fake sentence.

Read more at mediaite.

Support to censure Congressman George Santos is building and even those who declined a vote to push him out for his lies and other behavior are rethinking that decision.

I’m sure some kids still believe in Santos Clause.

Read more at Politico.

According to a police comissioner, Rex Heuermann’s family “were disgusted. They were embarrassed. So, if you ask me, I don’t believe they knew about this double life that Heuermann was living.”

Its awful when your family is not supportive of your work.

Read more at CNN

A 47 year old tourist was gored by a charging bison at Yellowstone National Park. She and a friend had gotten close to the Bison, and then while they were walking away it charged, leaving her in serious condition.

This is what Kevin Costner wife did to him in Yellowstone too.

Read more at washington post.

Dems are hoping to Flip Ted Cruz’s seat in 2024. It’s going to cost a lot to get that campaign in gear, but they’re looking to try.

Read more at NPR

The City of Phoenix has broken the US big city record after hitting the 110 degree mark for its 19th day in a row.

Still bragging that your heat is dry?

Maybe people weren’t supposed to build cities in the desert.

Read more at Yahoo.

The New York Jets didn’t want to be on Hard Knocks and now that its happening, insiders say the unprecedented access to the team preseason will be less unprecedented than you might be hoping. Adam Schefter said “This group is not along for the ride, and Hard Knocks will not be the same because they’re not gonna be given the same access. The Jets don’t believe it’s humane to show players being released. So it would surprise me if we see them this summer.” “This is a partnership. This is a relationship. And the Jets are not interested in being partners with NFL Films.”

The first attention that you’ve had in fifty years and you dont want it?

Read more at mediaite.

The NFL docuseries has been renewed for a second season.

But not you Marcus Mariotta.

Read more at Deadline

Cutting Trees so strikers have no shade? Extending construction so they have to walk around in the street? NBC and UP are being accused of dirty tricks, and SAG is filing a complaint against at least one of them so far– NBC.

This is why the teamsters called in the mob.

Read more at THR and Twitter.

Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week. pic.twitter.com/aZvvPYQ23i

— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) July 17, 2023

Customs & Border Control agents found weed in Ms. Hadid’s luggage in the Cayman Islands, and the famous supermodel was arrested. She’s since been fined $1,000 and released.

If you wanted a selfie with her why didn’t you just ask?

Read more at THR

CMT has pulled Jason Aldean’s very controversial video for his song Try That in a Small Town which was already controversial just from the lyrics. But the video adds much more fuel to the fire, saying the song advocates vigilantism and even implies lynchings.

You’ve got more press for this than anything you’ve done before stop whining.

Read more at variety.

Before he got the Oppenheimer gig, Matt Damon told his wife, while in couples therapy that he would take a break from acting. Unless Nolan called him. And then Nolan called him.

Look if you don’t want to be married just fucking say so.

Read more at AV Club

“This is what single and fire looks like!!!,” she commented on Vergara’s swimsuit pics.

Come on Julie you know the first breakup doesn’t take.

Read more at pagesix.

Marilyn Manson isn’t pleading guilty to blowing his nose on a photographer, but he’s also not pleading not guilty. He will enter a plea of no contest.

Manson snot seems worse than any other snot.

Read more at apnews.

$4600? What did you guys eat, cocaine?

@viccgotti

WHO WAS WRONG IN THIS SITUATION? THAT BILL WAS OVER 4600 dollars. #viccgotti #debate

♬ original sound – Viccgotti

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It’s true but they’re not putting it in their lips! They’re injecting right into their dicks looking to add girth.

This gives new meaning to the term needle dick.

Read more at Daily Mail

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