Wednesday January 4: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 01.04
NEWS STORIES
Mega Millions Nearly To A Billion
Mega Millions is about to hit a billion dollars. Time to work less and day dream more.
Kevin McCarthy Makes History in Race to Become Speaker of the House
After three votes, McCarthy failed to secure the necessary number of votes to win the election to be speaker of the house. He’s now the first front runner to lose three votes to become Speaker in about 100 years.
How many spoonfuls of shit can this guy eat?
Netflix Doc Says Mob Had a Hit on Bernie Madoff
According to a new Netflix docuseries, Madoff believed that the Mafia had put a hit on him, and he basically decided to go to jail to protect himself from being killed.
Well it all worked out.
Louisiana Residents Will Need to Show ID To Use Pornhub
Want to feed your kink in Louisiana by watching porn? Not so fast, first you’ll have to verify your age by uploading your digital drivers license, which pretty much nobody wants to do.
So don’t watch porn but do go out and shoot your AK
Family of Four Survives Crash Over a Cliff in a Tesla
Two adults and two kids walked away without a scratch after their car crashed and fell down a 250 foot cliff. The Tesla they were driving is wrecked.
Why isn’t Elon tweeting this?
SPORTS
ESPN Analyst Trashes Hypocritical Reaction to Damar Hamlin
Dominique Foxworth called out media outlets and fans for their reactions to Damar Hamlin collapsing on the field Monday night. The former NFL Player called out those who decried the dangers of football this week, but refused to support the players when they were seeking safer conditions during contract negotiations.
“I remember going through CBA negotiations, and I remember fighting for health and safety advancements and fighting for a higher salary cap,” Foxworth said. “I also remember some of these people in the media who were outpouring and caring last night. They were calling us greedy.”
Dominique. Stop making sense.
Aaron Rodgers Wants Men To Be Able To Express Their Emotions
Aaron Rodgers was on Pat McAfee’s show talkin bout how he thinks men need to be able to talk about their emotions and not just push them aside. Dude you got the Lions to think about this weekend.
Read more on Twitter.
Rodgers: "I just think you maybe have an open forum to allow guys to share their emotions. I think as men sometimes, we're so conditioned maybe to suppress everything, to just put on a good face and, 'We’re going to tough through this.' I don’t really think that’s the approach."
— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) January 3, 2023
Is March Madness Gonna Expand To 90 Teams!?
We’ve moved one step closer to expanding March Madness to 90 teams. March Madness will now be rebranded as March Mental Disorder.
Football and Pokeman is All This Guy Needs
Some people just have life wired.
Jamaal Williams (@jswaggdaddy) is a treasure.
He doesn't care if Aaron Rodgers talks trash about the Lions. He just wants to play football and go home and play Pokémon. And don't you dare mispronounce Pokémon. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Q0W7UtOGjt
— Jeanna Trotman (@JeannaTrotmanTV) January 2, 2023
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Joe Rogan Says We Have to Forgive Will Smith
Rogan believes its clear that Smith has deep remorse for slapping Chris Rock during the Oscars telecast last year. “I’m like, that guy has to be forgiven. Like, he clearly has deep remorse for what he’s done. And he’s also clearly living in a world where he was given nothing but adulation and praise for most of his life. And then all of a sudden he has this one, in many people’s eyes, unforgivable moment where he does something just so fucking stupid,” Rogan said.
Only Chris Rock has to forgive him. The rest of us have nothing to do with it.
Dana White Apologizes for Slapping His Wife
White and his wife had to be pulled apart during a slap fight on New Years Eve and the UFC boss is now apologizing for his behavior.
Well, Rogan forgives you.
EmRata Says Men Can't Handle Her Strength
After just weeks of dating Pete Davidson, Emily Ratajkowski says that she’s tired of dating men who can’t handle strong women. They start off thinking it’s great that you’re an independent woman, she said but then it changes. “They slowly get emasculated, and they don’t know what to do with those feelings, and they resent you, and then they start to tear you down,” she said, “and then you’re just back to square one.”
This probably just put Pete back in therapy.
Leo DiCaprio Entertains a Yacht Full of Hot Women
St Barts was the place to be this week if you were a young hot chick who loves Leonardo DiCaprio.
Who do you think you are? The Wolf of Wall Street?
Seacrest Out With Andy Cohen?
Ryan Seacrest is sulking because he believes he was snubbed by Andy Cohen on New Years Eve. He said the two were only ten feet away but Cohen wouldn’t acknowledge him.
Maybe he was just afraid people would think he knew you?
Britney is Selling her $12 Million Mansion
It’s only been six months since Britney Spears bought a $12 million home in Calabasas, and she’s already selling it.
What is she….crazy?
TRENDING & VIRAL
There's A Dune Slot Machine
Maybe if the movie wasn’t so trash you’d get all of one Brooklyn man’s money.
can't wait to lose all my money in the big DUNE slot machine pic.twitter.com/SSfaKB1K3w
— husky dave grohl (@saulmalone) December 26, 2022
Influencer Shows Ass at Family Ski Resort
Some of the families at Big Sky Resort in Montana didn’t appreciate this influencer skiing in a gstring bodysuit and demanded that she be charged for showing off her lovely ass cheeks.
Families know about butts. Don’t they?
Nick Solares Shares 9 NY Dead Burgers
Nine epic burgers, all gone. But not forgotten.
And every one of these is better than in and out.
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