Scientists have discovered that female dolphins have a clitoris and that they can feel sexual pleasure.

Unfortunately, male dolphins have yet to locate it.

Read more at NY Post.

Its embarrassing to get caught on a hot mic, and even moreso when you call a Senator from Kansas a moron under your breath and thought it would stay under your breath.

If the shoe fits….

Scientists have discovered that female dolphins have a clitoris and that they can feel sexual pleasure.

Unfortunately, male dolphins have yet to locate it.

Read more at NY Post.

Apple says their VR headset will not immerse you in a digital world. They’re not interested in leaving the real world behind, and will only program their headset to enhance the real world with VR elements.

Isn’t this whole solo act what derailed the mac for so many years?

Read more at designtaxi.

Lots of interest in my take on “Apple Reality” and the Metaverse https://t.co/ZmacFcOC9k pic.twitter.com/C4SNbFbULp

— Mark Gurman (@markgurman) January 9, 2022

Mel Magazine takes a deep dive on the numerous attempts to make the pizza cone a thing. Except it fails every single time. The only cone food we need is ice cream. Let it rest.

Read more at Mel Magazine.

Former Jets QB and current Seahawks back up QB Geno Smith was busted for a DUI and documents say he threatened the arresting officers and said one of them had a little dick. Why would the cop put that in the report? He must have a shame kink.

Read more at the NY Post.

Is the Yankees ban on facial hair out of date?

It was out of date in the 70s, so yes.

Read more at NY Post.

The New York Giants are terrible, and Joe Judge is no longer GM. He got the hook.

No worries he’s already working on a tv show called judge joe judge

Read more at NY Post.

Lays just released a series of potato chips that are not only named and branded after each NFL team. They actually grew the potatoes in dirt taken from your favorite stadium.

Except the Lions chips. They wouldn’t grow.

Read more at foodandwine.

CBS gave all 14 playoff teams a ranking in advance of this weekends wildcard games.

Shouldn’t we do this after the playoffs? Isn’t that what they’re for?

Read more at CBS Sports.

Fly on the Wall is a brand new weekly talk podcast hosted by Dana Carvey and David Spade. Guests will include cast members, hosts, musical guests, and crew from Saturday Night Live.

Well we all remember Dana but was David Spade on SNL?

Read more at deadline.

With over 8 million viewers per episode Dexter: First Blood is now Showtime’s most watched series in the history of the channel.

Bad time to kill off your main character.

Read more at collider.

The former porn star has been diagnosed with Guillian Barre syndrome and can’t stand or walk.

Luckily she doesn’t. Need to get up to work

Read more at pagesix.

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The multi-series host says he won’t be releasing a comedy special because of cancel culture.

Stevey, you could have ten of your projects canceled and still have too much work.

Read more at Deadline.

Ye’s evil world tour continues, with plans to hang out with Vlad and do a Sunday Service in Russia.

Sorry you missed Stalin you would have loved him.

Read more at complex.

Don’t know if HT took time off or we just stopped hearing about them, but now there’s a new video giving an honest review of the new Matrix movie.

The last time anyone saw honest trailers, the first matrix was out.

Via Digg.

It’s been three years since the Academy Awards made the decision to stop having a host of the show. The decision was made after Kevin Hart was invited to host sparking a huge controversy about some of Hart’s old tweets. But on Tuesday the Academy announced they will have a host in 2022, to be named.

Billy crystal is getting his tux pressed.

Read more at Variety.

Everyone’s laughing at Reese for tweeting that we all need to get ready to live an all-online life.

In the (near) future, every person will have a parallel digital identity. Avatars, crypto wallets, digital goods will be the norm. Are you planning for this?

Thanks Arthur’s c Clarke!

Read more at mediaite.

In the (near) future, every person will have a parallel digital identity. Avatars, crypto wallets, digital goods will be the norm. Are you planning for this?

— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) January 11, 2022

Snoop filed a trademark for the brand Snoop Dogs to apply to the sale of hotdogs, which means soon you’ll be able to grill up your very own snoop dogs.

And here we were worried he was going to sell out .

Read more at UProxx.

It’s not obvious at first, but close observers will notice that “Tink” is not just reading a book, she’s getting railed from behind just offscreen.

This is TikTok. Not Tik Cock.

Read more at Mel Mag

WHY IS THIS LADY GETTING BACK SHOTS WHILE SHE READING ON TIKTOK pic.twitter.com/vYIGTXk6nP

— 𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐡 𝐥𝐞𝐞 ❥ (@galactamoods) December 24, 2021

Move over dad bod. now its hot to be a mom who has some extra curves after giving birth. And if you’re looking too skinny too soon, expect some shade.

Is there a reason we stopped saying milf?

Read more at NY Post.

The Zoomers have discovered that smoking cigarettes are cool, here’s what one says:

Kat Frey, a 25-year-old copywriter who lives in Brooklyn, picked up the habit last year. “We’re having a very sexy and ethereal 1980s revival, and smoking is part of that,” she said. “A lot of people I know are posting pictures doing it. I’m doing it. It’s having its moment for sure.”

If this is an 80’s revival the cocaine back then had a lot less fentanyl in it.

Read more at DNYUZ.