Wednesday December 7: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 12.7
NEWS STORIES
Somehow Herschel Walker Lost GA
Herschel Walker lost the Senate race to Warnock in the runoff. Warnock won with over 51% of the vote.
The good news is, now Herschel will have more time to watch vampire movies.
Jan 6 Committee Moving to Make Criminal Referrals
“We have made decisions on criminal referrals,” the chairman of the committee said. The committee was formed in February 2021, and it only took 21 months to come to the decision that someone will be referred for something to the DOJ.
Justice is not swift.
One of the Men Who Shot Lady Gaga's Dog Walker Gets 21 Years
James Howard Jackson pleaded no contest to one attempted murder and inflicting great bodily injury for his role in the attack on Lady Gaga’s dog walker. His sentence is 21 years in prison.
Or 147 years in dog years.
Clutch Your Pearls! Artist Asked To Leave Art Basel For Breast Milk
Contemporary artist OONA delivered some performance art titled, “MILKING THE ARTIST” with Lori Baldwin. Oona squeezed milk out of what may or may not have been a prosthetic breast and auctioned it off. The bids went into the mid six figures before the artists were forcibly removed from the show.
Its cows milk baby. Cows milk.
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SPORTS
Baker Mayfield Is Now A Ram
Baker Mayfield has been claimed off waivers by the Rams – just days after the Carolina Panthers put him on waiver. Los Angeles will be paying the remaining $1.3 million on his contract. The Rams are the defending Super Bowl Champion and they have just lost six games in a row.
This is just what LA needs to go 4-12 on the season.
Pat McAfee Defends Deion Speech: I Fucking Loved It
McAffee has a message for critics who felt Deion Sanders first speech as Colorado HC was too harsh. “If you listen to the whole speech, he certainly mentioned for people to enter the transfer portal if they’re not going to be smart, tough, physical, disciplined, all those things,” McAfee said. “Everybody’s like, ‘Deion Sanders is spitting in the face of these kids who worked hard to become D-1 football players.’ It’s like, well yeah, the reason why he’s there is because they stink at football. They got their last coach fired that did recruit them in there and tell them that they would play and that they would be heroes and everything. Deion’s coming in there to shift the culture,” McAfee added. And his entire speech, I fucking loved it.”
I guess now that these guys are making money, it’s open season.
Eight Ejected From TCU-GWU Game
Wait till Dana white gets the idea for basketball cat fights.
It all started with an accidental hair pull and just escalated from there. My goodness. pic.twitter.com/4HIBOqablN
— Daniel Frank (@n1a2v3y4) December 6, 2022
Oh my goodness we just had punches thrown between GW and TCU oh my goodness it’s getting SPICY pic.twitter.com/c3SKCNBtSS
— Daniel Frank (@n1a2v3y4) December 6, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
More Women Accuse and Sue Bill Cosby
5 more women have filed suit against Bill Cosby alleging that he drugged and sexually assaulted them.
I mean he seems guilty, but he’s old and doesn’t see well.
Sorry Kids There's Not Going to Be a Sequel To The Holiday
Fans of the Christmas season movie The Holiday got excited on Tuesday when rumors swirled that a sequel was in the works with original stars Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law and Jack Black. Sorry guys but the director just shut down those rumors. “So many DM’s about this — sorry but it’s not true.” wrote Nancy Myers.
You can’t get The Holiday 2, but for like $100 bucks you can get Tim Allen to keep making Santa Clauses
Chelsea Handler, Al Franken, Sarah Silverman and More to Guest Host Daily Show
The folks at Comedy Central haven’t found their new Daily Show host yet, so they’re throwing a slate of guest hosts in to keep the show rolling until Fall 2023. Wanda Sykes, D.L. Hughley, John Leguizamo, Marlon Wayans and Hasan Minhaj, Chelsea Handler, Al Franken, Sarah Silverman, Kal Penn and Leslie Jones are among the planned guest hosts once Trevor Noah steps down.
Can’t we give Aaron Rodgers and Levar Burton a shot?
Joe Rogan Wants Dwanye Johnson To Admit He Uses Steroids
“The Rock should come clean right now,” Rogan said. “He should make a video in response to the ‘Liver King’ video. I need to talk to you because The Rock’s been lying. There’s not a f—ing chance in hell he’s clean. Not a chance in hell. As big as The Rock is, at 50? He’s so massive, and he’s so different than he was when he was 30,” Rogan said.”There’s a responsibility you have to people who are listening to you. If you don’t want to talk about it, that’s one thing. But if you do talk about it, there’s a responsibility you have to people listening to you and I think you have to be honest about it, which is why I’m honest about it. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with taking hormone replacement.”
The Liver King has fucked it up for everyone.
Caroline's on Broadway is Closing
The legendary comedy stage is closing its doors after 30 years of bringing the biggest headliners to New York City’s Times Square. Caroline Hirsch says the brand will live on after the stage closes on January 1st.
Everybody is sad except the people who work at LOL
James Toback vs 38 Women
A bombshell lawsuit alleges that director James Toback had a 12 step playbook used to sexually abuse young actresses. 38 women joined the lawsuit as plaintiffs alleging he used his reputation, power and influence to “lure young women through fraud, coercion, force, and intimidation into compromising situations where he falsely imprisoned, sexually abused, assaulted, and/or battered them.’
Time to rent a wheelchair James and start talking about vision problems.
TRENDING & VIRAL
Avatar 2 Getting Rave Reviews
Avatar 2 had its first screenings and the critics are practically shitting themselves with praise for the movie visuals.
Hope they charged the critics since this needs $2 Billi to break even.
Internet Thinks Olivia Dunne Is AI Generated
Olivia Dunne, the college gymnast making bank off her Tik Tok, is now being accused of being a computer generated AI social media character.
But when does it start an OF?
Book Your Stay in the Shire
The Lord of the Rings Movie Set is available on AirBnB for a two night stay. You’ll live like a hobbit in Hobbiton village and the cost- well its just about free. But you gotta be in it to win it and get that booking before its gone. Unfortunately you also have to pay to get yourself there and a trip to New Zealand isn’t cheap.
Everyone knows that one does not simply walk in to Mordor.
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