It’s come out that Twitter hasn’t paid rent on their San Francisco offices in weeks. Elon, how are you so brilliant?

Read more at Axios.

https://www.axios.com/2022/12/14/twitter-elon-musk-paying-bills-rent

Facing a lengthy prison sentence of over 100 years if convicted in the US, Sam Bankman-Fried says he plans to fight extradition from the Bahamas

Who wouldn’t want to spend 115 years in the Bahamas.

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‘You Think I Don’t Know How Fucking Old I Am?’ Biden asked a reporter, showing he’s sick and tired of being asked if he’s too old to be President.

No Joe, we don’t think you know.

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Tons of evidence of crimes have been destroyed after an explosion and fire left the New York Police Department impound wrecked. The impound in brooklyn stored 30 years of vehicles used in crimes, and DNA evidenc.e

This sounds like the joker is behind it.

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A trifecta of coronavirus, flu and respiratory syncytial virus, is sweeping the US and doctors are recommending that people wear masks to slow down the spread of the illnesses.

It’s going to be a Merry Christmask!

Read more at NY Times

A new USA Today-Suffolk University poll found that 56 percent of Republican and Republican-leaning voters prefer DeSantis, while only 33 percent would support Trump.

If trumps not in front of his base with his dog and pony show they forget him.

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Kickers suck because they only practice for five minutes at a time – this is according to Tyreek Hill. Well it’s not like they have to learn how to run a route. They just kick.

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Fan Brawl at Hockey Match Cost a Dude His Finger

A huge fight at the Coyotes/Bruins game got ugly, and one fan even got his finger bit off. “According to the police report, the individual arrested for aggravated assault bit the tip of another individual’s finger completely off during the brawl.”

Unfortunately he can no longer say we’re #1

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Looks like Belichick only invited San Diego Chargers long snapper David Binn to the 2007 pro bowl because he was dating Pamela Anderson at the time. When she didn’t join him at the Bowl, Belichick reportedly said ‘Hey, where’s your girlfriend?’ And I said, ‘Oh, Pam? She didn’t come out.’ He goes, ‘Remind me why the fuck I invited you out here then.’”

When does a long snapper get to go to the pro bowl?

Read more at mediaite.

Pamela Anderson-Bill Belichick story:

Bill selected Long-Snapper David Binn to the Pro-Bowl because he was dating Pamela Anderson at the time and he thought players would like to see Pam in the pool in Hawaii. She didn't come.

Bill: "Remind me why the f**k I invited you then?" pic.twitter.com/FRFAfAVvYC

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) December 13, 2022

It’s being predicted Avatar 2 is going to make $175 million on its opening weekend. Great! Only $1.8 billion left to make to break even!

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Cage said when he was a little kid, he thought he was an extra terrestrial. “I was shocked the day I went to the doctor’s office as a child and I found out that I had normal organs and a normal skeleton because I was certain I was from another planet.”

What made you change your mind?

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Christohper Nolan’s New Movie Has a Nuclear Explosion That Isn’t CGI

An atomic explosion without CGI? Nolan says it was important to do practical effects but didn’t say how he did it.

This is not a good idea Chris.

Read more at The Guardian

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Harry & Meghan Doc Breaks Records

The first three episodes of “Harry & Meghan” recorded 81.55 million viewing hours making it the most watched documentary series debut in Netflix history.

They’re all saying it stinks but they’re staying around to smell it.

Read more at Nasdaq

Bruce Willis and all his kids posed with his ex wife, Demi Moore, and his current wife for their one big happy family holiday photo.

Wait, Which one is which?

Read more at pagesix.

A cop chase went terribly wrong when a K9 unit attacked an innocent man. It’s ok, the cops planted drugs on him right after.

Watch on Twitter.

This is what a massive lawsuit looks like pic.twitter.com/eKYDnny6Hb

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) December 14, 2022

They weren’t having sex with each other, but the alleged tape supposedly has them lying side by side while groupies “serviced” them.

The horror! The horror! Who produced this? David Lynch?

Read more at theuglyminute.

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