Wednesday August 24: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at August 24, 2022

WEDNESDAY 8.24

NEWS STORIES

Turns Out There Were 700 Pages Of Docs At Mar-a-Lago, Not 300

Initial reports that 300 pages of classified documents were found at Mar-a-Lago was actually wrong. It was 700. That’s like 35 copies of the New York Post, no way Trump would read that much.

That Rich White Lady Who Threw a Racist Juneteenth Party Didn't Know It Was Wrong to Be Racist on Twitter

The white woman who threw an offensive Juneteenth Party in Rochester held a press conference to let us know she’s not a racist. Yes, she had a party with KFC buckets all over the lawn and drinking hennessy, but hey she says was making fun of woke people, not black people. Oh and those offensive tweets? Well she claims her Twitter account is a parody account, that uses a “persona.” “I have made blatantly racist comments under that persona,” she said.

In her defense, in Rochester she’s not the most racist, by far.

Did John McAfee Fake His Death?

In a new Netflix docuseries, McAfee’s ex claims he is alive and well and living in Texas after faking his own death.

Oh shit now i gotta watch another Netflix doc.

Chris Christie Roasts Kushner

Didn’t Christie lock your dad up?

Ron DeSantis Is Top Gun Maverick

A real alpha doesn’t dress up cosplay as another alpha.

Nancy Pelosi's Husband Pleads Guilty to DUI

Paul Pelosi was sentenced to five days in jail, which he won’t need to serve, and he’ll get three years probation for his guilty plea. He also needs to complete a driver program, community service, and have a device on his car to prevent him from drinking under the influence.

Sending him home to Nancy is the worst punishment of all.

Dr. Oz Comes Off Like a Cunt...Again

Mehmet Oz’s campaign moves are so awful, that The Daily Beast is wondering if his election team actually just hates him. In the latest move, he tries to roast his opponent by saying he looks like he’s never eaten a vegetable in his life, and maybe that’s why he’s had strokes.

Ok this is funny, just not great politics.

SPORTS

The Bears Franchise Value Has Increased 42% In The Last Year

Because the Bears are threatening to move from Soldier Field to a brand new stadium, the valuation of the Franchise has increased by 42% according to Forbes. Forbes doesn’t realize how bad Justin Fields is.

Little Leaguers Are Racist Too

White kids who play for the Davenport Iowa team were seen coating the hair of a black teammate with the white cotton stuffing from the inside of a stuffed animal. Officials determined there was no bad intent, but the boy doesn’t look like he’s enjoying any of it.

These kids can’t even blame this on being drunk.

Tom Brady Says No, He is Not on Masked Singer

Brady is back at Bucs practice, and tweeted, “Wasn’t on the masked singer last week. Was wearing a mask though.”

But….he didn’t deny going to the Bahamas, did he.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Gwyneth Paltrow Will Be Joining Shark Tank As A Guest Shark

Great news, Gwyneth Paltrow will be joining this season of Shark Tank as a guest Shark. If you have a vibrator that is also a matcha latte machine, you’re going to bank the fuck up.

Sylvester Stallone Covers Tat of His Lady With a Pic of Butkis

Sly used to sport at tattoo of his wife on his bicep, and now he’s gone and inked over her face. He replaced her with ink of Rocky’s dog Butkis.

Uh, sorry Stallone, but Irwin winkler owns that likeness.

Read QT's Updated List of 40 Must See Movies

He’s added West Side Story, and Top Gun Maverick to his existing list of the best movies everyone should see.

Any list without Pulp Fiction on it stinks.

Kanye Won't Be Charged Over Punching Fan

The LA City Attorney has decided not to pursue allegations that Kanye punched a fan during a fight outside his hotel. They said there was no likelihood of success pursuing criminal charges.

This guy could shoot someone on fifth avenue and no one would charge him.

Harry Styles Talks About Queerbaiting Accusations

Styles rebuffed allegations that he is using sexuality to appear queer when he actually isn’t. He insinuated, that his sexuality spectrum could be- at least in theory- wider than we know.

Never thought we’d see an NBC headline using the word queer baiting.

Meghan Markle Started Her Podcast

The Duchess of Sussex started her new podcast, and her first guest was tennis legend Serena Williams

Just a couple of gals chopping it up.

TRENDING & VIRAL

30 Year Old Dude Thinks He Can Save Crypto From Extinction

Sam Bankman Fried is using a billion bucks of his own money to rescue crypto from the deepest of dumpster fires.

Good, hope it works.

TMZ Raves Over Clip from Elton John Britney Spears Collaboration

This only works if one of you is dead.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

1 In 6 People Have A News Addiction

Researchers have found that one in six people have an addiction to reading the news and that it can make you physically and emotionally sick. So just as many people are addicted to doom scrolling as Fentanyl.