Sportsbooks are going crazy with all kinds of prop bets for Trump’s arraignment in Georgia this week. You can bet on his tie color, whether he will smile in his mugshot, hat or no hat, and even his weight.

Take the over.

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Politicians notoriously can use a disaster to increase their popularity, but Biden’s time in Hawaii is not winning him any new fans. More than a handful of Hawaiians were seen flipping Joe the bird as his motorcade passed by.

Easy everybody, he had a kitchen fire once.

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Millionaire Massimo Segre gave an unexpected speech at his Italian engagement party this week.He outed his beloved for multiple affairs during the speech, saying “Don’t think it pleases me to look like a cuckold in front of all of you.”

I guess the soap operas are where we can find them these days.

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After Vivek’s 9/11 conspiracy theory was debunked, hard, he tried to deny that he ever made the odd comments. When called on it, he tried to claim that The Atlantic misquoted him, but The Atlantic released the audio tape of the actual quote, leaving Ramawamy busted.

Wednesday is your night bro. Hit us with as many as you can.

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A podcast has seemingly solved a decades old mystery of a Rockefellar who disappeared in 1961. He went missing when his boat got into some trouble while on a trip to Papua New Guinea and was presumed dead. They found footage of a white man living among a tribe of cannibals and he looks a lot like missing millionaire Michael Rockefeller.

That really bites.

Read more at Daily Star

James Burke, the former Sussex County police chief who botched the Gilgo beach murder case later went to federal prison for beating a crook who stole his dildo and porn stash. Well he’s back in trouble again, this time getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute, but the really odd part about this story is that he was trying to get busy with a sex worker at 10am.

What happened? View was in reruns?

Read more at NY Post.

Speaking about why the Cowboys continue to make it on Sunday night national games, even though they’re not a top team, Collinsworth said, “Historically, it was they were really great for a decade and then they really weren’t for a long time,” Collinsworth told Patrick. “And yet, if NBC had their choice, we would do 17 Dallas Cowboys games. Right? I’m not kidding. It doesn’t matter what their record is.”

I guess that’s why they’re America’s team. Cuz they keep losing.

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This little leaguer really knows how to shrink his strike zone. Santiago Hernandez took a unique stance, squatting down so low he was almost sitting on the ground.

Didn’t your parents tell you to hit the bathroom before the game?

Read more at TMZ

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Wander Franco hasn’t been convicted of anything yet. But that hasn’t stopped the Tampa Bay Rays from scrubbing his image from their field after allegations flew that he was dating a minor.

Try to trade him. I’m sure the Yankees will take him .

Read more at NY Post.

Kate and Williams kids are “aren’t allowed to sit with the adults until they have learned the art of polite conversation,” former royal chef Darren McGrady told Harper’s Bazaar,

If that’s the standard, how many of us would ever have sat across a dinner table from our parents?

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A bizarre encounter at the 92nd Street Y led to Drew Barrymore being rushed off the stage- for her own protection. She was being interviewed when a man approached the stage, and shouted “You know who I am. I need to see you at some point while I’m in New York.” Security took swift action.

This is what you get from believing in rom coms .

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He’s not cancelled at Netflix. Shane Gillis who famous got a gig with SNL and then lost it, is set to release his first Network special on Netflix in September, showing that once again, Netflix isn’t afraid of controversy.

Okay netflix, where’s the Louis CK special?

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On Instagram, Jolie posted a photo of her two middle fingers, but she censored whatever she had just gotten tattooed on them. Fans think its an FU to Brad Pitt.

Isn’t the whole point of a tat so people see em?

Read more at pagesix.

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An infant made it on stage with Flo Rida at a recent show the hard way- by crowdsurfing.

What’s the opposite of dad of the year?

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First Demi, now Idina Menzel is moving on from being managed by Braun.

Something is coming. Sounds like there’s a taking him off the table thing happening and everyone knows it but us.

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Elon Musk can’t stop ruining Twitter. His next move is to strip out the headline from story links on posts. So if you link to a news story, you’ll see a photo from the story, but no headline. Why? He says its because it will make the platform look prettier, but we all know it’s because he hates driving traffic to media sources. “This is coming from me directly. Will greatly improve the esthetics,” Musk wrote on Twitter/X.

They don’t even show the name twitter.

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