Wednesday April 5 Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 4.5
NEWS STORIES
ABC Fired a Ton of News Staffers And They're Not Leaving Easily
After ABC News cleaned house, including many veterans, the staffers are calling out the company not only for the firings but how they were handled.
Every company needs a George Clooney. #upintheair
Judge Warns Trump Against Incitement
During Trump’s arraignment in NYC, Judge Juan Merchan said he wouldn’t issue a gag order, but if he sees more inciting behavior and posts that he “might have a different idea about what he should do,” indicating that the idea of a gag order on Trump is not off the table.
I thought gag order was what Trump gave Stormy Daniels.
Columbia Law Students Not Interested in Wisdom from Cavanaugh
Some students at Columbia University are pissed off the law school’s Federalist Society, a conservative legal group, went to the Supreme Court and met with Justice Brett Cavanaugh to speak at the school and they’re calling for others to condemn the event.
I’m sure he’s all broken up about it but once he gets some ‘skis with Squi he’ll feel better.
After Truth Tanks Trump Drops $700 Million
Indictment isn’t the only problem Trump is dealing with. His net worth. just plunged by nearly three quarters of a billion dollars as his Truth Social Network flops.
But at least his son is tall. Really tall.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Speech Didnt Fly in NYC
MTG showed up outside the courthouse before Trump’s arraignment, comparing him to Nelson Mandela and Jesus before crowds made it clear they weren’t interested in what she was selling. They surrounded her screaming things like ‘Nazi’ and ‘go back to Georgia bitch.’
Someone picked the wrong neighborhood.
SPORTS
Caitlin Clark Says Stop Complaining About Angel Reese
The woman who Angel Reese taunted in the WNBA final says “I don’t think there should be any criticism for what she did.” “I think the biggest thing is we’re all competitive. We all show our emotions in a different way. Angel is a tremendous, tremendous player. I have nothing but respect for her. I love her game, the way she rebounds the ball, scores the ball is absolutely incredible. I’m a big fan of her and even the entire LSU team,” Clark said during an interview with ESPN.
The men are finding out they need to play a little catch up here on how to treat a lady on the basketball court.
Wrestler Needed 14 Staples in His Head
After Sunday’s WWE Wrestlemania match, Finn Balor needed 14 staples to close a gash he got in the ring.
Was that in the script?
Finn Balor gets busted open by Edge with a ladder inside Hell in a Cell. Finns skull got rocked! #WrestleMania #WrestleMania39 pic.twitter.com/OwUuX6kx2R
— WrestlingDad101 (@WrestlingDad101) April 3, 2023
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Rupert Murdoch and His Number 5 Call it All Off
The wedding is off, the engagement is over. The 92 year old billionaire and his 66 year old fiance Ann Lesley Smith have called off their engagement. She would have been the fifth woman to walk down the aisle with Rupe.
When asked for comment she said it was too much pressure to be seen in public with a mummy.
Em Rata and Harry Styles Have Been Together for Months
Internet detectives have deduced that not only is Harry her new beau, but she’s been seeing him for a few months.
This has got to kill Pete Davidson and Eric Andre
Dave Stewarts Kid Quit American Idol
Kayla Stewart, whose famous dad Dave was half the Eurythmics decided to back out of her American Idol run just before she was supposed to perform a duet.
Wait, you people are still watching American Idol?
Flavor Flav Gives Away His Clock....To Harvard
While Columbia students were hanging with Brett Cavanaugh, Harvard’s finests were chilling with Flave. He read some Dickinson and donated his clock to the Hip Hop Archive Research Institute
That clock hasn’t worked since ’89. Come to think of it, neither has Flave. #Zzzzzing
Kid Rock Assassinated Cases of Bud Light
After finding out that Bud Light featured a trans influencer on one of of their cans, Kid Rock was so horrified that he put on a MAGA hat, lined up some cases of Bud, and opened fire obliterating the beer and then saying in his most disgusted tone of voice, Fuck Bud Light and Fuck Anheuser Bush.
Wow! He hates those cans!!!!
Elvis Duran Attacked
Z100 DJ Elvis Duran said he was walking on 6th and 14th in New York City when a woman with a sharp object rushed him and tried to cut his face with a sharp object. He was able to stop her and she disappeared as quickly as she had appeared.
That will teach you not to play her request.
Bam Double Dog Dares Knoxville To Get in the Ring
Bam Margera blames Johnny and Jackass ProducerJeff Tremaine for getting him hooked on 18 different drugs so in a slurry video, he double dog dared Knoxville to fight him with the gloves off.
That’s the tamest thing ever proposed to a jackass.
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