The former Donald Trump lawyer behind the “fake electors” scheme can no longer practice law in the state of California.

All the dominos get knocked over but never lead to Trump.

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A claim that Saturday Night Live castmembers has no hot female cast members, implies that at least in comedy, good looking ladies are underrepresented. The woman who started the argument feels Heidi Gardner doesn’t count as a hot chick. Sarah Sherman responded, “just found out i’m not hot. please give me and my family space to grieve privately and uglily at this time.”

Looks like woke has come full circle.

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Siwa debuted a bad girl persona at the awards, dressed like Marvel villain and generating a lot of controversy from people who weren’t fans of the new look.

On the other hand, she got a great candy haul from the neighbors.

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Set in the summer of 1986, the coming-of-age comedy follows three sixteen-year-old friends (played by Austin Zajur, Nicholas Cirillo and Reed Northrup) who spend their Saturdays sneaking into movies at the local multiplex. But when one of the guys also invites the girl of his dreams (Siena Agudong) to see the latest comedy, each of the teens will learn something serious about life and love before the credits roll.

Smoochie Booches better make an appearance.

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The Secretary of State wrote David about a month ago, “We apologize if you didn’t receive celebrity treatment at the local jail. I’m afraid they’ve gotten used to bigger stars. It’s the TMZ of mugshots.”

Geeze. I guess everybody needs attention.

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The creator of Designing Women will receive this year’s the Paddy Chayefsky Laurel Award for Television Writing Achievement. The award is presented to a Guild member who has “advanced the literature of television and made outstanding contributions to the profession of the television writer.”

Unfortunately nobody wants her to write anything now.

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Steve O is sober, so his people requested that Bill Maher refrain from getting high during their scheduled interview on Maher’s podcast.Steve O, in turn, cancelled the appearance.

Luckily they were able to replace Steve with BAM

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“This Easter weekend a man delivering groceries for Instacart shot & killed our precious Oliver. He got out of his car, delivered the food & THEN shot our dog,” she said in an Instagram post. He claims self defense but she’s not buying it.

You can’t even smoke in your car if you work for Instacart, but you can carry a gun?

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Francis Ford Coppola made Megalopolis with his own money and now he’s looking for a buyer. It needs to make $120 million for him to break even.

Brace yourself for Mega-flop-alus headlines

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Under the settlement, Dudesy agreed to a permanent injunction that bars them from uploading the video again, or from using Carlin’s image, voice or likeness in any platform.

And now Kelly Carlin owns Will Sassos voice image and likeness.

Read more at Variety

Lizzo is now saying she never quit the music business, all she quit was negativity and bullshit. This despite a long IG post that made it very clear she was quitting the music business.

Just say you were mad, don’t lie.

Read more at BBC

“The shit is crazy. Motherfuckers out there laughing and making comedian jokes and doing all the other shit on the radio and everything else, but they ass could be next,” Kelly explained. “That’s what’s so fucked up about it. They so stupid they don’t even realize the moves that’s going on.”

He continued: “That’s why I don’t believe none of this shit. You could tell me about Puffy, you could about anybody in there. You could tell me on the news, the weather, the sky is blue, I’m not gonna believe the shit. ‘Cause I’m in it now, and I know what they did.”

That’s all I need. R Kelly believes him. I’m good.

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