Wednesday April 12 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at April 12, 2023

WEDNESDAY 4.12

NEWS STORIES

Snitchbot is Coming to Save NY

A robocop is coming to patrol Times Square and NYC subways and they call it snitchBOT. Mayor Eric Adams said “We cannot be afraid,” adding, “If we were not willing to move forward and use technology to properly keep cities safe, then we will not keep up with those who are doing harmful things to hurt New York.” NY already has two “digidogs” and is now adding an egg shaped bot that is loaded with cameras and microphones

Well just remember that a robot was stabbed to death in Philly.

Study Shows Police Park on Sidewalks on the Reg in NY

A U Cal Berkley student moved to NYC to prove and document that in NYC, Cops park on sidewalks, which, for anyone else, is against the law and a $115 fine. He learned that at 70 of the 77 precincts he visited, across all five boroughs, cops were parked on the sidewalk. “They parked on the sidewalks outside the station house. They parked on the crosswalks near the station house. They parked on the sidewalks on blocks across from or adjacent to the station house.”

Next let’s see how often they park on the sidewalk in front of dunkies.

Polls Show Trump is Weak Against Biden

If you believe in polls then you already know DeSantis can’t beat Trump, but its also looking like Trump can’t beat Biden.

And this is why the Dems want Trump. #politicsmakestrangebedfellows

Trump Tells Tucker Carlson that Courtroom Employees Were Crying

“They were incredible. When I went to the courthouse which is also a prison in a sense, they signed me in and I’ll tell you people were crying. People that work there. Professionally work there that have no problems putting in murderers and they see everybody. It’s a tough, tough place and they were crying. They were actually crying. They said I’m sorry,” Trump told Carlson.

This is just another thing in a long list of things that didn’t happen.

DA Bragg Sues House Judiciary Chairman

New York City’s DA Alvin Bragg has his hands full with the Trump case but now he’s also suing Jim Jordan, the GOP House Judiciary Chairman. He alleges Jordan is running a “transparent campaign to intimidate and attack” his office over the Trump indictment.

Oh good, another layer of garbage.

SPORTS

AI Tom Brady Doing Stand Up

An artificial intelligence program named Dudesy studied Brady’s enormous data library and a ton of stand up to compile what a Tom Brady stand up special would sound like. “Using data from astonishing interviews with Tom Brady and hundreds of thousands of hours of stand-up comedy footage, I have simulated an hour-long stand-up comedy special,” explains Dudesy.

Do Chris Rock next!!!!

Michael Kay Whines About Rules and Hair

Michael Kay spent a ridiculous 24 seconds complaining about a batboy’s long hair, acting like the kid was somehow disgracing the uniform.

Michael K sounds like a bad boy in Easy Rider.

Michael Jordan Sneaks Sell For Over 2 Freaking Million Dollars

The kicks Jordan wore in the 1998 NBA finals just sold for $2.2 million blowing the doors off every prior sneaker record. That’s almost as much as Jordan got paid for his original Nike deal. They are the only known complete pair worn by MJ in a finals game in existence. The shoes were originally gifted to a ball boy after a game but he wasn’t the one who sold them.

Who knew Rich Vos had that kind of scratch.

Navajo Nation President Skateboarding With His Hero

Tony Hawk and Buu Nygren spent some time together skating at a park that Hawk’s foundation helped build.

In Navajo Tony Hawk means Anthony Hawk.

President Buu Nygren met his childhood hero, legendary skateboarder Tony Hawk, who was in Two Grey Hill, N.M. to dedicate a new skateboard park on Monday. Thanks to Hawk’s foundation, Skate Park Project, local youth don’t have to travel far to hone their skateboarding skills. pic.twitter.com/HrV7xh4ROG

— Navajo Nation President Buu Nygren (@BuuVanNygren) April 11, 2023

Naked Golfer Page Spiranac Has a Lot of Balls

The golf star went clothesless in a bathtub full of golf balls for a new ad campaign in an homage to LPGA star Jan Stephenson who did the same back in the 80s.

This is great. It will make men want to work on their putz.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Millie Bobby Brown is 19 and Engaged

Twitter exploded Tuesday upon learning that Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown announced her engagement to 20 year old Jake Bongiovi after 3 years of dating.

She’s now heir to the Bon Jovi fortune.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Man Goes Through Painful Surgery to Add 5 Inches

A 41 year old Minnesota man was sick and tired of doing poorly with women, so he went through excruciating surgeries to his legs to add five inches to his height. It cost him $170k but said he was desperately unhappy.

You got your 5 inches in the wrong place.
Read more at NY Post

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